A Problem Shared…
Jeez,… my small apartment is pretty crowded tonight. I am making dinner for the rest of my band plus Miyavi-Chan.
Right now Miyavi is running late. Uruha has found my Sake stash and is now attempting to uncork it by gnawing at the cork. Reita and Ruki have taken over the sofa and looking like they are attempting to make babies fully clothed with Ruki on Reita's lap facing him. And Aoi is sitting on his own, shooting daggers at Uruha every few minutes clearly feeling rejected in place of the bottle.
Luckily my dinner making is going well, nothing is burnt or boiling over.
Aoi comes over to talk to me - obviously bored of glaring at Uruha.
"What's up, Aoi?", I ask, even though I am pretty sure I already know.
"HE", Aoi jerks his thumb at Uruha, "Cares more about that bloody bottle than me! I swear he can't even get hard without a drink!"
The room goes silent at that.
It's almost comical to watch as Reita and Ruki pull apart to stare at Uruha, whose eyes are wide and looking straight at Aoi, the bottle cork still at his mouth, which he slowly pulls away.
"Bit loud there, mate", I whisper to Aoi who is bright red and looking apologetically to Uruha - who looks like he might cry.
Reita clears his throat. "Sooo… Kai… what's for pudding?", he asks, obviously trying to go away from mental pictures of Uruha naked.
The door opens alerting us to Miyavi's presence.
"Spotted Dick", I say in reply to Reita's question.
Miyavi freezes in the doorway. "KAI! You promised not to tell them!"
Now everyone looks at Miyavi.
"I was telling them what was for pudding", I say through gritted teeth.
"Oh… shit", is all Miyavi can say before collapsing on to a chair, hiding his bright red face in his hands.
"I am away to…cook", I say, removing myself from the awkward silence.
Ten minutes later and it's ready.
Going back through I find Reita and Ruki back at it, Uruha halfway through the bottle having successfully uncorked it, Miyavi still sitting as he was and Aoi staring at the wall opposite him.
"Guys… dinner's ready"
Aoi and Miyavi get up looking at no one and dutifully sit-down. Uruha follows them bottle in hand.
Ruki and Reita are still at it…
"OI! You two, I said dinners ready!", I say loudly to them.
Breaking apart Ruki looks down at Reita's crotch - hidden from our view - and then back up to Reita's face… which has a distinct rosy glow around the edges of his noseband.
"Guys… something up?", I ask looking at them.
Uruha giggles. "I think that's exactly the problem!"
From Ruki and Reita's expressions, I see Uruha is right…
"Oh…no"
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OMG I am so amused!
Hopefully you guys are too!
Heh heh… A Problem Shared… is an embarrassment to us all!
Hehe, this came into my head during an msn convo I was having with Sayzi a couple of nights ago and then again tonight (well, it'll be last night by the time I wake up tomorrow)
Let me know what yas think!
Hoshika xXx