Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Mistakes
Scene Where Harry Potter and Ron start to follow the spiders:
Ron: Spiders? Why spiders? Couldn't it have been follow the...ummm...line?
Director: Butterflies. Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies.
Ron: What? BUTTERFLIES??? Why not killer dinosaurs?
Director: Just say your bloddy line!
Ron: No.
Director: Just say it you @*$#&!!!
Me: Please stand by.........
Director: Why couldn't I have gotten an easier job like...like...like shark feeding????
Ron: ...
Harry: ...
Me: ...
Director: What?
Scene Where Harry and Ron are Actually Following the spiders:
Ron: squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squi-
Director: CUT!
Ron:What NOW?
Director: Two things. One, stop saying squish!
Ron: Fine....
Harry: What's the second thing?
Director: Asprin. I need Asprin...start over.
Ron: Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crun-
Director: Why me?
Scene Where Gildaroy Lockhart can't Remember Squat:
Lockhart: Hello! Who are you?
Ron: I'm Ron...your God. Praise me, NOW simple mortal!
Director: Sob...sobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsob.....
Harry: Hey! I'm the main character! I wanna be God!
Ron: I am.
Harry: No! I am!
Ron: ME!
Harry: MEEEEE!!!
Harry runs over to Ron.
Harry: Fight you for the title of God!
Ron: YAY!!!
Ron and Harry roll around the floor, spitting and growling on top of each other.
Director: I'm gonna commit suicide because of you two.
Scene Where Tom Riddle and Harry Meet in The Chamber of Secrets:
Tom: I am Lord Voldemort.
Harry: You?!?!? You nerd-duck-wartheaded-idjut?
Tom: You hurt my feelings! MOMMY!!! Oh wait, she's dead....GHOST-OF-MY-MOMMY!!!
Director: ...I have a chair. If you don't do the next @&^$% part right, I will throw it...
Harry: You...you killed my parents.
Tom: I will kill YOU now!
Tom, hissing and spraying people with spit: Come to My Aid You Snake Thing!!!
Giant Basilisk Comes Out.
Harry, screaming like a baby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Director: I fire myself. Goodbye. -Leaves-
Me: .......Review.....PLEASE!!!! I know it is short....it's my first one!!
Scene Where Harry Potter and Ron start to follow the spiders:
Ron: Spiders? Why spiders? Couldn't it have been follow the...ummm...line?
Director: Butterflies. Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies.
Ron: What? BUTTERFLIES??? Why not killer dinosaurs?
Director: Just say your bloddy line!
Ron: No.
Director: Just say it you @*$#&!!!
Me: Please stand by.........
Director: Why couldn't I have gotten an easier job like...like...like shark feeding????
Ron: ...
Harry: ...
Me: ...
Director: What?
Scene Where Harry and Ron are Actually Following the spiders:
Ron: squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squi-
Director: CUT!
Ron:What NOW?
Director: Two things. One, stop saying squish!
Ron: Fine....
Harry: What's the second thing?
Director: Asprin. I need Asprin...start over.
Ron: Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crun-
Director: Why me?
Scene Where Gildaroy Lockhart can't Remember Squat:
Lockhart: Hello! Who are you?
Ron: I'm Ron...your God. Praise me, NOW simple mortal!
Director: Sob...sobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsob.....
Harry: Hey! I'm the main character! I wanna be God!
Ron: I am.
Harry: No! I am!
Ron: ME!
Harry: MEEEEE!!!
Harry runs over to Ron.
Harry: Fight you for the title of God!
Ron: YAY!!!
Ron and Harry roll around the floor, spitting and growling on top of each other.
Director: I'm gonna commit suicide because of you two.
Scene Where Tom Riddle and Harry Meet in The Chamber of Secrets:
Tom: I am Lord Voldemort.
Harry: You?!?!? You nerd-duck-wartheaded-idjut?
Tom: You hurt my feelings! MOMMY!!! Oh wait, she's dead....GHOST-OF-MY-MOMMY!!!
Director: ...I have a chair. If you don't do the next @&^$% part right, I will throw it...
Harry: You...you killed my parents.
Tom: I will kill YOU now!
Tom, hissing and spraying people with spit: Come to My Aid You Snake Thing!!!
Giant Basilisk Comes Out.
Harry, screaming like a baby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Director: I fire myself. Goodbye. -Leaves-
Me: .......Review.....PLEASE!!!! I know it is short....it's my first one!!