Maddie meets the Naruto staff
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the suite life of Zack and Cody.
It was a random day in Konaha. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and the guys (Naruto, Sasuke, Chouji, Shikamaru, Shino, Kiba, and Kakashi) were looking for a hot girl to impress.
They looked for hours, none of them were satisfied with the people they saw. Except for Naruto who strangely followed Michael Jackson around.
All hope seemed to be lost. But then, Maddie Fitzpatrick fell out of the sky. "SHE'S MINE!" Everyone yelled.
"Boys, boys, there is plenty of my goodies to go around." Maddie replied. Everyone line up so I can pick someone.
The guys lined up. She was trying to find the bad part in all of them. Sasuke went up first.
"Not bad, but your head looks like a chicken" Maddie said.
Next, it was Chouji. "Your shaped like a pumpkin" She said in an evil voice.
Following Chouji, Shikamaru confidently stepped up. "Hm… you are the best one yet. But you are boring, I want someone who does what I want, you emo… emo… emo-person!" She yelled franticly.
Next, Shino walked up. "This is my pet Bob." Shino said like Urckle holding up a bug. "Your retarded" Maddie said painfully.
Next, Kakashi flew up right before Kiba could. "You're a porny retard. You're also like, 40."
Kiba and Akamaru walked up. "Hm… the dog is a hotty, but your hair makes you look gay. And I refuse to date a dog!
A last person walked up. It was Sasuke's biggest rival ever. "OMG! You are awesome! You're the one! Come one… … … log." Ashley said happily.
"I won't date a dog, but a log is just my type!"
Maddie and the log walked back to Boston
"You know what, I'm starting to think the log is better than me" Sasuke said curiously.
"No, you've only lost to him 675,467 times in fights." Shino replied.
An extra part that night
"Come on Michael, you know you want a piece of me!!" Naruto yelled in his bed. "A he-he!"