The Dog, The Lollipop and The Crush!
There once was a girl named Bella, who had a boyfriend Jacob . She walking with him one day when she saw a bunch of BIG lollipops, she then decided that she was going to go eat one, thenshe jumped up and down with excitement while, her boyfriend Jacob Black ate the giant Freddo's at the market.
She was soon joined by Jessica who came around behind her while she was finishing her lollipop. Then Bella Swan decided to go for a walk when she suddenly came across a stray dog who was really ugly and mean to her and he bit her hand, it really hurt too and she screamed with fright and pain, then something suddenly sprung out of the trees and onto her back, she was so embarrassed as she looked up to see none other than her crush, Edward Masen (Cullen) standing there looking at herand all of sudden she fainted and fell into someone's unsuspecting arms. When she finally came to, she looked up to find that she was holding on to his leg and he didn't look very happy about it. Out of no where suddenly breaking the awkward silence that was between, he said "what are you doing?" then she said "Ahhh, what are you doing ? !" as she jumped away from him, putting about a metre and a half between them. with her eyes almost popping out of her head at the sight of the recent situation that she had just got herself into, while thought to herself that everyone was right she is a trouble magnet!.
As she started to calm down she realised what she should go say and decided to do so. She went up to him and said "I'm so sorry I didn't realise that this was your garden, I think I might go and jump in a river, and swim to mexico, STAY HERE and DON"T YOU DARE FOLLOW ME or I'll Kill you.