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I'm writing this so that you who read my other fanfic won't get bored while waiting for me to update.
Tales of Symphonia:
The Untold Story
Chapter 1: The Seal of Fire
Iselia, the village of oracles and home to the Mana Clan.
"Lloyd Irving wake up!" a voice screamed.
"Lloyd!" the voice screamed again.
The person threw an eraser at Lloyd's face, which woke him up.
"How do you manage to sleep standing?" the voice said.
"Well, maybe its because Lloyd thinks you are a boring bimbo!" Colette said, smiling at Lloyd, who began to sweat.
"If you were not the Chosen, I would lock you up and feed you crumb cake!" Raine said. (I think we know who she is by now).
"What? Crumb Cake? That makes her WANT to be locked up. But I guess that since Raine's cooking is so bad, that if she made crumb cake, it would come out looking like potato sausage." Genis said, with his hands in the air. Raine went up to him and slapped him upside the head.
"Well, Genis, since are being an obnoxious moron today, you answer this- who is the most powerful being in the universe?" she asked.
A bright light flashed. Everyone looked out the window, as if they were told to.
"That must be the Oracle! OMG! OMG! I can now do something again! No more teaching pathetic inferior beings! HA! HA! HA!" Raine shouted. She ran off, and everyone looked at her funny except Genis.
Lloyd wanted to either A: wanted to get beat up by Raine, or B: wanted to see the Oracle. Anyway, he ran off. Genis, being the mama's boy he is, ran up to stop Lloyd.
"Lloyd! Where the f# do you think you're going! Raine will surely kill you! Or worse- invite you to a candlelight supper!" (If you know about the show Keeping up Appearances, you know what I mean).
"I'm gonna see the Oracle! I want to see it!" Lloyd said.
"I won't let you! I'll tell!" Genis said.
"Fine! I'll stay!" Lloyd said.
Suddenly, as if on cue, a pastor ambled into the room and fell. Lloyd, Colette, and Genis were the only ones to see this though, for everyone else was still looking out the window.
"Chosen! The Desians attacked, I'm sorry that I cannot protect ----!" the roof gave in and someone fell on top of the pastor, killing him. He then vanished and went back to the drawing board. All the kids still looked out the window.
"Pastor!" Colette yelled.
The three looked at the person who fell on top of the pastor, and thought he was strong. He wore blue spandex, had black spiky hair, black eyes, and white gloves.
"Who are you?" Lloyd asked.
The person got up and turned to Lloyd.
"I am...Vegeta! Prince of the Saiyan Race!" Vegeta said. The three looked at him, and laughed. Vegeta got mad and and shot an energy blast at them. They dodged it, but half of the school was blown up and all the kids looking out the window went back to the drawing board.
"I'm sorry, its just this has never happened before, and we are in a hurry to go and see an Oracle. Wanna come?" Lloyd said.
"Fine! I'll go! Besides, there is someone I must find, for I need his help." Vegeta said.
"Great!" Colette said. Vegeta joined the group, and walked around the room, coming across a hole in the wall, which he asked what it was.
"That's from Spring Cleaning last year! I was moping the floor, and the mop told me there was a pot of gold in the wall." Colette said. Everyone looked at Colette.
"What an airhead." Lloyd said.
---Colette obtained the title of 'Airhead'.--- The text for the title was this-"Are you that stupid! A title for one who exhibits limitless stupidity.
Outside, Frank came up to the group to warn them that the Desians attacked.
"We know that Dad! But i'm still going to the temple!" Colette said.
"Alright." he said, not giving a s# about her. He walked away.
The group walked to to the edge of the village, where they saw a monster. "Look! A monster!" Lloyd said. "No s# Sherlock!" Genis said. "What a weakling!" Vegeta said, blasting it away.
Everyone looked at him, amazed. Another monster came, and Vegeta did the same to it.
"Wow Vegeta! You're strong!" Colette said. Vegeta grunted. The group left and went to the Martel Temple. There they saw a white light coming up from the Temple and went to it. Colette fell.
"Colette, quit falling down! Please start acting more Chosen-like!" Lloyd said to her.
"Okay. How's this?" she stood up like a statue and fell on her back. Lloyd sighed. Vegeta laughed. The group walked up the stairway and saw a group of Desians (Renegades) walk up to Phaidra.
"Run, Colette!" she said.
"Smooth move." Genis said.
"Lord Botta! There she blows!" the Renegade said. Botta turned around and saw the group.
"Fool! You copied me! Take this! Galick Gun!" Vegeta said. He fired the Galick Gun, and it hit Botta. Botta flew up in the air, and did not come down. Te other little Renegades went back to the drawing board, and the Temple was destroyed. Phaidra ran away.
Suddenly, Vidarr got up and went to the group. Lloyd ran up to him, and swung his Material Blade at Vidarr, and then did the Falcon's Crest. Then, Everyone except Vegeta fell, saying how strong he was. Vidarr swung at them, and Kratos came in, and then killed him.
"OMG! You are strong!" Colette said.
"How could you fall like that? I mean you had just about killed him and you just fall." Vegeta said.
"Well, I used an Action Replay and I got my powers from the last game file back!" Lloyd said.
"So that's why I feel like I have been here before!" Kratos thought to himself.
"By the way, who are you?" asked Lloyd.
"I am Kratos, a mercenary, as long as you can pay me, I'll accept the job of guarding the Chosen." he said.
"Cool! Let's go see the Oracle now!" Colette said.
"Are you the Chosen?" Kratos asked.
"Yes."
"Alright, let's go." Kratos said. The group went into the chapel, and tried to find the altar. It was destroyed, they tried to find the Sorcerer's Ring, but it was destroyed. They tried to find the Cruxis Crystal, but it was not there.
"Now what?" asked Lloyd.
"Hmm, I can always go get the Cruxis Crystal for you." Kratos said. He vanished.
"Well, now what?" Vegeta said. Before anyone could answer that, Kratos reappeared with a Cruxis Crystal. He put it on her, but there was one slight problem. HE FORGOT THE KEY CREST!
Colette turned into a monster. Mithos came down to where they were, and glared at Kratos.
"You f#$$# up real bad this time! This was the only Chosen that had my sister's mana signature!" Mithos said.
"Who are you?" Genis asked. Mithos heard this, and disappeared.
"He was a friend of mine." Kratos said.
Everyone looked at Colette. She was just standing there, looking around.
"We need to save her. Let's remove the crystal and use healing arts to save her." Kratos said.
"Alright then! Take this!" Vegeta said, throwing an energy ball at Colette's Cruxis Crystal, which exploded. Everyone got mad at Vegeta.
"Let's go find Raine. I used an Action Replay on her as well." Lloyd said.
So everyone looked for Raine. They left Colette behind, for she fell asleep. On the way they found the Cruxis Crystal that Colette was supposed to have. The group finally came across Raine, who was under a pile of debris.
"What? Lloyd? Genis? WTF are you doing here!" Raine asked. Kratos and Vegeta laughed. Raine saw them and her eyes got BIG. She went to the two and said: "I'll show you wyh they call me the 'Professor' tonight if you want." she said, looking at them.
"I'm married." Vegeta said.
"I have things I must do tonight." Kratos said.
Raine frowned. "Raine, we need your healing arts to heal Colette-she turned into a monster when Kratos here put a Cruxis Crystal on him with no Key Crest on it.
"Frickin' Idiot!" Raine said. "But I'll help, for Colette is a friend of mine." she added.
Raine joined the party and went to Colette, who used Resurrection on her. Colette returned to normal and started to smile.
"Finally! We can go and get the Oracle!" Colette said. Everyone looked at her and wanted to leave her at a bar. Before they could say anything, Remiel appeared, wearing a Zoot Suit.
"Yo, da Chosen of Regeneration, come here and receive this Cruxis Crystal!" he said.
"Sure!" Colette said. She walked up and her Cruxis Crystal appeared on her neck.
"Cruxis blesses this event-here is the Tower of Salvation, like I care." Remiel said. The Tower of Salvation appeared and everyone except Vegeta and Kratos went "OOOH! AHHHH!"
"Go to da Seal of Fire where I will give you more power, my daughter." Remiel said, going into the air.
"Wow, my dad is an angel!" Colette said.
"Well, let's go to the Seal of Fire and get this over with." Lloyd said.
Everyone nodded their head and left. They went back to Iselia, and saw Phaidra, who had a heart attack and went back to the drawing board.
"Oh well, let's go home and rest." Lloyd said. Everyone agreed, and on the way Lloyd's house, they saw the human ranch. Genis went to it, saying that she had a friend there. So, everyone went with him and saw his friend.
It was Donald Trump!
"Genis, have you been fired yet?" he asked. Everyone looked at him and started laughing. Donald turned to then and shouted: "Your Fired!"
The Desians heard this, and ran up to Donald. Before they got there, Everyone ran away and hid in the bushes-except for Vegeta.
"Your fired!" Donald yelled to the Desians who took him away. Another Desian saw Vegeta.
"Hey you freak! Come here!" the Desian said.
"No way!" Vegeta said.
"Oh yeah! You gotta guts saying that to us. Let me show you what we can do!" the Desian said as five more ran out along with him. They surrounded Vegeta, and started beating him with whips. Vegeta yawned. He jumped in the air, and fired a Galick Gun at them all. The Ranch, along with the Desians were blown away. Kratos laughed.
"Vegeta! How could you do that!" asked Genis.
"I am the Prince of Saiyans after all." Vegeta said.
"Sai-yan?" asked Lloyd.
"Never mind." Vegeta said.
The group, no longer worried about the Ranch attacking the village, went to Dirk's house. There they forgot to regenerate the world and partied for five weeks. Eventually though, Colette woke up one morning and remembered that she had to regenerate the world. Everyone was mad at this, and they went to the Seal of Fire.
On the way, they were ambushed by Renegades. Vegeta let them take them away, for he wanted to see what their base looked like.
At the base, they were put in jail cells, Colette and Lloyd in one, Vegeta and Genis in the other, and Kratos and a drooling Raine in the last. Everyone decided to start a conversation which went like this.
"Hey, everyone! Let's pass the time by talking to each other!" Colette said.
"Sure, why not?" said Vegeta.
"What are we gonna do after we get out of here?" asked Genis.
"Well, we will go release the seal." Vegeta said.
Meanwhile, in Raine and Kratos cell, Raine was about to tell Kratos something that would change his mind about her.
"Kratos, there is something that I must tell you-I am Anna, your wife!" Raine said.
"How is that possible? Anna died fifteen years ago." he said.
"I died, but I found this person, Raine who agreed to let me coexist with her. I waited for the Day of Prophecy-so that I could see you again." Kratos looked at her, and saw Anna's eyes. He grinned.
Back in the other cell's everyone was about to go asleep. They said good night and fell asleep.
Suddenly, there was a shout. "OHHHHHHH KRATOS!". Everyone got up. Vegeta blew everyone's cell open (except for Kratos and Raine's). They ran to the scream, and then they screamed. Botta and Yuan came in, and they screamed. Mithos came in, and he too, screamed. Kratos and Raine looked around, saw everyone, and they screamed.
"Yuan, Mithos, what are you wo doing here?" Kratos asked, who was on top of Raine.
"We heard a scream, and ran in here." Mithos said.
"Yuan? Are you a Renegade?" Kratos asked, still on Raine.
"Oh hell yeah. Mithos knows too. We are just having fun, pretending that I am of Cruxis still." Yuan said.
"There goes a big secret of this game." Lloyd said.
Everyone looked at him, and laughed. Yuan took everyone to Altamira and they went on rides while leaving Raine and Kratos alone.
When everyone got back, the two were asleep.
"Let's hope he used protection." Mithos said.
"Protection? I don't need no protection! No one can stop me!" Lloyd said. Everyone except Colette looked at him, and started to giggle. Colette had to come in and break the ice by saying: "Well, if Lloyd needs no protection, then neither do I!"
After she said that, everyone except Lloyd and Colette fell on the ground, laughing.
Mithos left before anyone asked why he was really there.
Yuan got bored with them, so he let them go with a million gald.
The group got to the Seal, and they fought a monster or two.
"This is going to annoying." Kratos said. Everyone looked at him as he taught them defensive techniques.
Raine saw the Oracle Stone and ran up to.
"Look at this! It's clearly of a different composition of the surrounding material!" she said.
"Can we open it?" Lloyd said.
"I don't' know" she said. Vegeta jumped into the air. "I'll open it! Galick Gun!" he shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone shouted.
The Triet Ruins were destroyed. The seal was most defiantly released though, for Remiel came down, wearing a Leisure Suit now.
"Yo! Da Chosen of Regeneration, come here and pray-like anyone gives a s#$." he said.
"I pray that Lloyd and I will not use or need protection!" she said.
"WTF kind of prayer was that!" Remiel said.
"Thank you!" Kratos yelled.
"Anyway, here are some power angel powers. Take them-like anyone cares." he said.
Rainbow lights went into Colette, and she grew pink wings that were a little purple on the outside.
"OMG! OMG! I have wings!" Colette said.
"Go to the water seal." Remiel said, vanishing.
"We get to across the sea! OMG" Lloyd said.
The group left, and Colette, fell, as if on cue again.
"Colette!" Lloyd said, running to her.
"I'll be fine, I don't need protection Lloyd." she said. Vegeta snickered.
"Well, let's set up camp." Kratos said.
That's the end of chapter 1. Please post any ideas e.g Buu absorbing Mithos. Well, thanks for reading, and until later, good-bye!