Today I interview Ajunta Pall, the 1st Dark Lord of the Sith
(Approx. 7048 BBY - 6862 BBY)

INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Lord Pall. Thank you for your time. Why did you first
reject the teachings of the jedi?

AJUNTA PALL - Because the jedi order is fundamentally flawed. They foolishly reject
that which is a part of us, namely both emotion and passion. No matter if a person is a
human, wookiee, sith pureblood, or twi'lek; we all share certain basic characteristics.
While the jedi reject these natural instincts, the dark side accepts them. It is what
makes the dark side superior. Twenty thousand years ago, the predecessors to modern
jedi, known as the je'daii, freely accepted that these emotions were a vital part of us.
Today, the jedi are weak because they reject that which is natural.

INTERVIEWER - Now that you and your fellow dark jedi have settled down on Korriban
and formed your own empire, what made you decide to name your new empire after
the people which you conquered, namely the sith purebloods?

AJUNTA PALL - While we did conquer the sith people upon our arrival, we soon gained
a newfound respect for them, as they are extremely powerful in the dark side. Take their
viewpoint on alchemy and magic, for example. They are always developing new spells.
We can greatly appreciate their unique perspective on the dark side. In the coming years
and centuries they will serve us well.

INTERVIEWER - You first landed on Korriban, the birthplace of not only the sith people,
but also the birthplace of your new empire. And yet you made your capital on Ziost.
Why not make your capital on Korriban?

AJUNTA PALL - While Korriban may be the birthplace of the sith, it has never been the
capital of sith space. That has always been Ziost. The sith people have conquered many
planets. They were not limited to just Korriban.

INTERVIEWER - The dark jedi under your command, fought a long, one hundred year
war against the jedi. Do you have any regrets?

AJUNTA PALL - I regret nothing. Because of their many flaws, the jedi order must be
destroyed. While we may not have succeeded this time; over time, we will slowly weaken
the jedi, until they are ready to be crushed. Then the sith can rebuild the galaxy.

INTERVIEWER - Lets talk about you. Do you have any favourite foods or meals?

AJUNTA PALL - Any well cooked meats. And fine wines and brandy. Only the very best.

INTERVIEWER - Do you enjoy any hobbies? How do you spend your free time?

AJUNTA PALL - Promise that you won't laugh...I like to take bubble baths. I also enjoy
running. Your dark lord needs to be both clean, and in top physical condition.

INTERVIEWER - You enjoy running? How far do you run in an average day?

AJUNTA PALL - Over the course of the day, I can easily run 15-20 miles. I run every
chance I get. If I need to travel a few miles for a meeting, I will run. I only fly between
planets. Using the dark side to aid my muscles, I can run ten miles in about six minutes.

INTERVIEWER - Very impressive. How do you like to relax?

AJUNTA PALL - I like to take short "cat naps" throughout the day. Three half hour naps
to refresh the body and mind.

INTERVIEWER - As the new dark lord of the sith, who is your most trusted sith lord?
Who is your second in command?

AJUNTA PALL - That would be Karness Muur, the commander of the sith empire's military.
I like the grizzled old warrior. He provided me with some great battle tactics during the war.
Third in command would be my magic/alchemy specialist, Sorzus Syn. Many jedi have her
to thank for their deaths.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, Lord Pall. I greatly appreciate it.