KhonYu Note: I don't own anyone from DNAngel or the fanfics in this fanfic.

If I did… well use your imagination *evil laugh*

Ibiki: she…is… insane.

Artemis: but she's sane enough to know it. : ) I think…

Halvingangelsaroundcanbefuntocruptthiermindsunlesshiskradthenitwouldsuckorwouldit!!!!

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"Hey Ibiki, come and look at this," Artemis Niwa began as she tapped the screen of the computer. Golden eyes narrowed in suspicion; he slowly removed his glasses; "Artemis, I swear if it's anymore of that video with those women eating and throwing up shi…" (1)

Artemis covered his mouth (unexpectedly) with her right hand. A sickly expression was across her face. "Please never talk about that again, I already regret seeing it."

Giving a harsh nod; he pulled her hand away, "Now what was it you wanted to show me?"

"Oh right, I was looking for hikari artwork…"

This made the little hunter raised an eyebrow, "on the internet?"

She cocked her head; "what? You can Google it. Anyways I stumble across this website."

Sighing Ibiki glance at said computer, "FanfictionDotnet–unleash your imagination." He read, "Sounds boring."

Artemis rolled her eyes, "C'mon Ibiki, give it a try." She turned her head back to the screen and in no time a story popped up. "Here's one; Ways to tell if you are a DNAngel fan." Sighing Ibiki pulled up the chair next to the young thief. "Ok let see it."

Both began to read, silently not saying anything to each other.

Ways To Tell If You Are A True DnAngel Fan

By Stormshadow13 (2)

Disclaimer: Erm…

AN: here is a little list I came up with. Can you Tell I'm obsessed? If there is another list like this out their for DN. Angel I'm sorry, I didn't copy. I've done one of these list for the Ronin Warriors so I thought that a DN.. Angel one would be fun.

You have had one or more dreams with the DN. Angel cast in it. (I just love those dreams.)

You're looking for a DN. Angel Poster. )I want my Krad-chan!)

"There are posters?"

"Who in their right mind would want Krad? The bas… that Jerk is positivity insane." Ibiki replied soundly surprise and irritated.

You've made your own poster. (It took a lot of ink but I finally got my Dark and Krad poster. Yea me!)

"Cool, I wanna see that."

"I don't."

You dress like your favorite character. (I actually look rather good in white.)

You wear your hair like your favorite character. (A cross at the end of a pony tale really does get people to give you, you are strange looks.)

You have written at leat one Fanfic.

You've done some fanart.

You can't even remember how many fanfics you've read because you've read so many. (100? 500? 1000? Oh, I don't remember.)

You desperately want to go to Japan.

You've seen the anime and or own it on DVD.

You've read or own the Mangas.

You plan on buying the Mangas that you don't have.

You've watched the Anime in English and Japanese. (I understood a Japanese word here and there but for the most part it was, huh?.)

You're planning to get some DN. Angel stuff off of ebay.

Your looking for a DN. Angel CD. (I found one but its $50.)

You have a very long file on your computer with pics of your favorite character. (Cough, cough Krad.)

You've printed out some of those pics and hung them on your wall. (Krad again.)

You carry a pic of your favorite character in your wallet. (That would be Blondie yet again.)

"Its official the author is insane…"

"How would you know, Ibiki?"

"Do you really need to ask?"

You constantly daydream of your favorite character in class. (Er, do I even need to type his name again? I think that everyone knows by now who it is.)

You come up with new story ideas and write them in class. (Ah well, Math is boring anyway I need something constructive to do.)

You are determined to learn how to draw your favorite character.

"Done that..." they replied in a union.

Your friends know all about DN. Angel even if they've never seen the show. (Sweatdrop, Heh, -_-')

You're trying to convert your friends to DN. Angel fans too.

"Poor saps."

"What's wrong being anime fans?"

"Art, she's trying to turn them into Krad Fans."

"Maybe he'll be nicer if he has some fans."

Ibiki snorted, "That's all we need an evil angel with the ego of that stupid thief."

Artemis sighed, bonking the blonde with a rubber hammer, "Just shut up and read."

Your friend actually sat down and watched a few episodes with you.

You are reading this list and laughing.

You are also checking off things that you have done.

You want to learn how to create a website so you can make a shrine to your favorite character. (Heh, I think that you know who its for.)

You've found a lot of DN. Angel music videos on YouTube.

You've asked for DN. Angel stuff for Christmas/Birthday ect. (And I'm still waiting.)

When listening to music you try to think of what Character the song fits.

You can quote lines from your favorite character. ("I am myself, and I am an original. Yes, this body, belongs to me!" Can you guess what ep this line is from?)

"Episode 12, Together with Rutile"

"ummm, How do you know that Artemis?"

"I saw it on You Tube. It was cool watching them get the rutile. It looked like a mirror in the sky.

-_-+

You have seen each episode more then five times. (-_-')

You Cry every time Dark seals himself and Krad into the Black Wings at the end of the anime. (That was probably the suckiest ending of all time! They screwed us fans over! T_T)

"I don't know why she's upset. They're back anyway."

"Ibiki, you really don't like living with Krad do you?"

"Personally? No. In short he's the worst roommate ever."

"Well send him to Stormshadow13, she seems to like him."

-_-; "as tempting as that sounds, I can't send Krad to the loony bin."

You can talk to your mom/dad about DN. Angel and they know what you are talking about.

You want to figure out how to make your own music videos so that you can make some of your favorite character. (Smirk)

You've joined a DN. Angel group on Facebook.

You've created a character in an online game using your favorite character's name. (Wonder who that could be?)

You have written a poem either for one or more of the characters or they are in a part of another poem. (The Angels.)

You have written a poem with Your favorite character in mind.

You've stalked someone that looked like one of the characters.

"I always feel like… somebody watching me! And I have no privacy. Wahooo."

"Art, please stop singing that… OH MY GOD it the stalking author!!!

"Where… where?'

Evil smirk, "You really are gullible."

"Said the mini ice hunter."

"Nice combat, chibi Kaito."

You have the theme song memorized.

"Theme song?"

"Darkness of White you can…
Through the sadness take your flight.
And become the wings that pierce the veil,
spreading strong and true tonight!"

"Artemis, what was that?"

White night, True light. Want me to go on?"

"Later."

You've got a wallpaper of your favorite character on your desktop. (He's so cute! Drool!)

Your planning on getting two cat, one black and one white and naming them Dark and Krad respectively.

Your thinking about dying your hair the same color as your favorite character's. (I've always wanted to be a blond.)

You've got a copy of the theme song taped to your door.

You've learned how to smirk or glare like your favorite character. (Insert evil glare here.)

-_-* /evil glares at the computer/

"Doest look like it took you long to master that. :)"

"Shut up Art."

Your mom/dad have screamed at you for constantly playing the theme song over and over at the top volume of the computer.

This didn't stop you, you just got headphones.

You have a DN. Angel sun catcher in your window.

"Woah, that has to be sooo pretty."

"Yeah; pretty annoying … You're planning to steal that aren't you?"

"Yep, I already got the warning letter ready."

You're planning to buy anything you can find that is DN. Angel.

You are also planning on buying the Mangas in Japanese.

You want the DN. Angel audio CDs.

Your going to try to get your teachers to call you by your favorite character's name.

You dressed as one of the characters for Halloween. (I was Dark, I want to be Krad next year.)

You grew out your hair to look more like your favorite character

Your planning to grow it in the exact style of your favorite character.

You swoon every time you hear your favorite character's voice. (He sound so cool.)

Your hoping some day that you can earn enough money to buy the rights to the Anime.

You look down and pale when you see how many of these things that you have checked off on your list.

You've run out of stuff for this list.

xxx

"Hey, Krad, what are you looking at?" Dark leaned over his counterparts shoulder peering at the computer screen

The blond glanced at his opposite, "I've found a list on the net called how to Know If You Are A True DN. Angel Fan. Its kind of creepy. This person is a real nut."

"Wow, for once you, Dark and Krad agree on something."

"I… have no comment for that."

"It's the end of the world as we know it… AND I FEEL FINE!!!"

"Artemis! Enough with the songs."

"Oh, you're no fun anymore Ibiki."

"And no more M.P" (3)

"Meany."

"Brat."

Dark quickly read over the list and nodded, "You're right, but the one thing I don't get is how someone could favor you over me! I mean I am one of the main characters! I'm just cool like that!"

"Apparently this person doesn't think so," smirked Krad.

Dark folded his arms, "This person must have not seen my greatness."

"Just admit it, I'm cooler then you. As well as much better looking," crowed Krad laughing manically.

Dark pouted, "oh shut up."

Daisuke smiled, "Its nice to see that Krad has a fan."

"There's going to be no living with him now," Sighed Satoshi.

"I feel your pain, Da… Satoshi." Ibiki sighed as he read the last of the chapter, "Huh, looks like there's more to the story,"

"Cool, let's check it out."

"And what are our little tamers doing this time?"

The children froze in mid click, unable move for a few seconds.

"This could end badly" Artemis whispered, "For once all agree with you." Ibiki muttered as they slowly turn around.

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A.N. (Author's note)

KhonYu: ok for those who read this I hope you enjoy it and if you noticed the numbers.

1: The video that Ibiki was talking about was the infamous 2 girls 1cup. "Note: never seen said video but I have been heard what it is about. Please if you value your sanity, sight or stomach; DO NOT WATCH THE CLIP."

2: Stormshadow13is a real author on Fanfictiondotnet.

She writes awesomely funny fics about Dark and Krad. The fic in this chapter is one of her handy works.

3. Monty Python, need I say more? I thought not.

Well this is my first Fanfic on fanfic. I can take some criticism or comments, just plz no burning.

ArT: Well see ya next time Bye!

Ibki: /Waves good-bye/ …