Nessie was excited now that Christmas was coming up. Most of all she wanted a dog for Christmas. Not just any dog, one that her Parents, Aunts, Uncles, and Grandparents won't suck the blood out of. She sat down to write a letter to Santa. As was her "Bestie friend" was doing to.
Dear Santa,
I'd like to clear up certain things, When I was 10, I sent you a letter . Asking for a bicycle, an electric train, and a pair of roller blades. I was very good that year. What balls did you have getting me a FUCKING yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair a ugly socks! What the fuck were you thinking?! YOU FAT prick! you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with shit like this! As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little mother fucker across the street so many toys he couldn't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit you big ass down my chimney this year! I'll fuck you up! I'll throw rocks at your reindeer to scare them away. and you'll haft to walk you big fucking ass al the way back to the north pole. Just like what I haft to do since you didn't get me a bike. FUCK U SANTA! I'm glad you've found out over the years how bad I can be, you fat cocksucker!
Sincerely,
Jacob
P.S. I know this was 8 years ago and I keep sending you letters like this but I will never forget! FUCK U SANTA!
Dear Santa,
I've tried to be very good this year and all I want more than anything is a dog. I want a dog that my parents, Aunts, Uncles, and Grandparents won't want to suck its blood out. I want a loving dog that will forever love me and be obedient. Thank you so much Santa.
Love (I mean lots of love)
Renesemee Cullen
That year when Nessie opened her present she found a dog with rusty brown fur named Jacob. She was forever happy with him. And again this year Jacob got coal ........... Which he was not happy about .