It's short, but I was aching to write something. Enjoy!
"Ehehe taichou, I never knew you could be so fun to talk to," said Matsumoto Rangiku. She paused for a moment before she started talking again. "Ehehe, I agree, Ren-chan's hair makes him look like a pineapple head!"
She stopped moving for a bit until she started bursting out laughing. "That's funny! The cows were talking to each UDDER! Ehehe, you're so funny, taichou!"
"MATSUMOTO!"
Matsumoto turned around to see a certain white-haired taichou of the 10th squad. "Eh?"
"MATSUMOTO!" yelled Hitsugaya Toshiro once more. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORK THAT I ASSIGNED YOU TO DO!?"
"W-What?" asked Matsumoto to herself. She turned to the imposter taichou of the 10th squad. "Taichou, why is that cactus over there calling my name?"
Another moment of silence.
"WHAT!? THEY FIGURED OUT THAT I WAS THE ONE THAT GAVE YACHIRU ALL THAT CANDY!?"
Toshiro's eye twitched. 'So that's it... I should really tell Zaraki-taichou why Yachiru's footprints were on his work yesterday...'
"Taichou, what do I do about that cactus?" asked Matsumoto, once again talking to her beloved "taichou".
'It's not my fault that guy spilled green paint all over my robes this morning...' thought Toshiro. 'One day, just give me ONE DAY, ABARAI!'
Matsumoto started to sway a little.
"MATSUMOTO! I BET YOU STOLE SOME OF THE SAKE FROM KYORAKU-TAICHOU!" yelled Toshiro.
Now was the time when Matsumoto looked worried. "H-How does the cactus know, taichou?"
A vein popped on Toshiro's head. "That's it, Matsumoto..."
Toshiro walked over to where Matsumoto was, and kicked what she thought was him. "C-Cactus-chan? W-Why are y-you kicking taichou?" asked Matsumoto, eyes as big as saucers.
"I am not a cactus," replied Toshiro, trying to regain his cool. "And that tree is not your taichou."