I decided to keep true to the old version, therefore this story will not be rewritten.
You can either read this before Dark Star or just skip it.
Dark Star is this story's sequel, but it's not necessary to read this...
A little boy, called Nagumo Haruya, came home.
He talked about PE and how much fun they had.
His mother smiled and gave him a cookie.
"Well, go upstairs and make your homework dear."
He walked upstairs to his room to make his math homework.
A half hour later his mother decided to look.
Nagumo was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped. "What are you doing?"
Nagumo turned around and answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" his mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day; "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied; "Right now, we are learning addition."
"And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" Nagumo's mother said.
After the teacher stopped laughing, he answered; "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."