Ahhh Sigh Random events through time what will happen? Well I know because i'm the writer but you don't.

Oh how I love the randomness of Random. Anything can Happen hmm What window will we look through today?

will it be the Round Window? No

Will it be the Green Window? No

Will it be through benoculars into a palace window? Yes

Inuyasha was over the moon, even though he wouldn't let anyone else now that.

But hey this is a random story so lets say he will.

"YAY!!" He sqreeched like a wounded bird. "We found Narakus Hide out! YAY! Revenge will be mine!"

He then began to dance, rather badly but dance none the less. Dance, dance DANCE!!!!!

Kagome Joined into, she was rather happy that she could get Naraku's pecies of the jewl. Then everyone joined in

Can can ya do the can-can can ya do the can-can

"Hey guys?" Asked Sango. "Why are we danceing?" Miroku looked at his feet, "Good question" he answered and everyone stoped dancing.

"So" asked shippo, sucking on the lolly pop Kagome had brought him. "Which way?"

Inuyasha seemed to Ponder this, what way Indeed, they knew the location of were Naraku was, but did they know where they were? No i think not!

"Well...y..y..you see the thing is." Inuyasha Stuttered as he looked around.

"We're lost arnt we?" Kagome asked looking at Inuyasha with loving but also a slight disapointed look.

"YOU GOT US LOST!!!" Sango yelled and Inuyasha grabbing the big bomarang thing whos name escapes me at this moment and WAKING it over Inyuashas head, knocking him into a tree and making the tree shake, And if things couldn't have gotten Any worse, a girl feel out of the tree and landed right on Inuyashas head.

"GAH BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!!!!" The girl screamed at them as she tried to get back Into the tree, "Now i;ve lost site of it THANKS ALOT, NOW I HAVE TO GO LOOKING FOR IT AGAIN!" SHe raced Into the tree and poked her head out the top, looking into a palace window.

"Thank god" She sighed as she looked into a window. "Its all ok its still here he hasn't noticed me yet."

Inuyasha was fuming and since he knew he had no chance to take it out on Sango he decided the girl was the next best thing. He jumped up and grabed her pulling her back down and began to yell. "DON'T JUST START FALLING OUT OF TREES AND FIND THE NEED TO YELL AT ME!!!!!"

The girl scowled and Whiped her Orange, bright orange hair out of her face to show Lime green eyes. "I did not fall i'd never do that you waked into the tree and I FELL OUT BECAUSE OF YOU!!"

Anime sweat drop from everyone but Inuyasha, did that even make scence she fell but she didn't fall? I guess it does

"I DID NOT SHAKE THE TREE!"

"SHUT UP HE'LL HEAR YOU AND THEN HE WILL MOVE THE CASTLE AGAIN!"

Inuyasha shook his head. "WHY WOULD I CARE???!"

"YOU WOULDN'T BUT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PLACE FOR MONTHS SINCE LAST TIME HE FOUND ME AND THEN MOVED HIS CASTLE!" She paused for a break. "You have NO idea how hard it is to find Narakus Castle."

The gang stoped and Miroku shook his head. "So this is Narakus Palace?"

"No I just said naraku meaning someone else. YES Naraku! Gosh hes so handsome!" The girls face lit up just thinking about him.

Whoo! Everyone looked at her, this girl was nuts. She liked Naraku, Evil Naraku, Naraku with eye shadow, Naraku with long black hair, Naraku!

((Yes i do like Naraku hes just gorgous!))

"You...like..." Kagome started only to be cut off my the girl.

"Shush, He's comming." She did a quick fix of her hair and began to walk forword before remembering that the people were still there.

"Shoo, shoo." She pushed them into a bush and bonced towords Naraku.

"Narki, I've missed you!" She ran up and half takled half hugged him, Naraku screamed as he was pushed backwards. " Did you miss me? Have you been Avoiding me? Where have you been?!"

Naraku looked shocked, and so did those who were in the bushes.

"KAMI GOD LORD RISED FRED TREE FLOWERS!" Shouted Naraku saying the first words that came to his head. "Your the one stalking me!"

"So you do remember me." The girl stated rubbing her tanned face along his clothed cheast. "I missed you Narki."

"GUARDS GET THIS.." Naraku seemed to think for a second. "THING! OFFA ME NOW!!!!" The last word was said with no much force that the earth seemed to shake,

"But I love you Narki." Said the girl as she was thrown outside the gates by the guards, even the blind could see that they wouldn't hold that girl for long.

Meanwhile in the bushes the people were trying to figure out what just hapend.

"Stalker?" They all Wispered looking at the person next to them, but poor shippo didn't get a look, poor shippo.

"I don't know who I should feel sorry for." Inuyasha said looking out at Naraku who was Dusting himself off and running, THATS RIGHT Running! inside. And he was Listning to the screams and Bangs of the Orange, Bright orange, headed girl as she tried to get back in.

"Me neither." Miroku agreed as his hand found its way to Sangos backside and well lets say Sango was less then Amused.

"Henti!" She half screamed half wispered, if that was possible and Through a most exallent right hook at the perverted monk.

Mirokus nose started to bleed, Would he ever learn. I guess not!

The end of Chaptor the first.

Who is this staler girl?

Why wont Naraku kill jer?

Will Miroku ever learn?

What of Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken?

Is Inuyasha telling the truth?

Is sango being real to herself?

What of shippo is he really a kit?

Can Kirara really see what she meows?

Can Kagome really see whats going to happen?

Where does Kikyo fit into this?

Tune in next time for more.

RANDOM EVENTS OF THE FUTURE!