Brought to you by Future Mrs Lauren Cullen with special guest: Senora Lindsay Giraffe
Normal= Bella
Bold= Edward
Please play the "Barbie Girl" song in the background for best effect
Hi Bella
Hey Edward
You want to get a pet
Sure thing
Jump in
I'm in the car going to the pet store
Lookn' for a buddy to loooooove
I will brush his hair and teach to draw a square
He'll be so nice just like sugar and spice
Come on Bella get out of the car
Oh my gosh I'm here
There's pets everywhere
I see the one he's over there
His fur is golden brown
He's eating a carrot
He's in his wheel running running running
I think his name is Joe because he is cool
His hair is in the shape of a Mohawk
Hey Bella go down stairs do me a favor
I need you to do something for me
Ok, whatever
You need some time with Joe
Bella I have to confess
What what what
I just got a little hungry
Oh no you didn't
Uh I kinda ate joe
OMG I can't believe
I'm sorry I'm sorry
Boohoo boohoo
For you girls out there
Who have a vamp boyfriend
Don't get a hamster
cause he'll eat it
instead get a fish
because they hate seafood
salty blood
super super icky
Come on Bella please forgive me
Uh uh uh uh
Fine I'll run off to Volterra
I'll rescue you yooouuuu
Yeah I doubt you're a *BEEP* (censored for lil kiddys)
Fine I'll go for Jake
Why would you go for that loser
He's a puppy, so fluffy
Oh Edward today was so much fun
Well next time get a pet rock
Oh I love you Edward
I know this is random and crazy but I do what every the Senora tells me to do.
There's more to come muahaha
Make sure to read the next chapter