Ay yo yo yo yo yo! I have returned to the world of cartoon fics. Today we'll be learning how to properly ship Starco.
Oh. It seems we have a special guest.
Is that…
Oh my god…
It's the ghost of Alexander Hamilton.
Alexander can you teach us how to properly ship Starco?
Hamilton looks towards you, the readers. He slowly walks towards a microphone, pulling it out of the stand.
"I'd rather French kiss Secretary Jefferson." Alexander deadpans. He drops the mic and disappears.
Well you heard it here first folks. Alexander Hamilton would rather French kiss Thomas Jefferson than ship Starco.
Have a nice day
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