Sailor Scouts on a Saturday night
~At Serena's house~
Serena: Hey! Let's have a party!
Amy: But next week we have that huge exam! We should be studying!
Raye: Relax Amy! We have the whole week to study for that. Plus I heard there's lot's of new restrants open!
Lita: What about that new bar that just opened up?!
Amara: ::Sighs:: you guys are too young to be drinking…
Michelle: Aw Amara come on! We're 18!
Amara: Yeah but they're 16…
Trista: No! Absolutly not!
Mina: PARTY POOPER! COME ON LET'S GO!
::everyone looks at amara::
Amara: What?
Serena: WELL………?
Amara: Why is everyone looking at me?
Raye: You're the only one with a car…
Amara: DON'T EVER CALL MY BABY A CAR!
Lita: o.o'''' ok…well…you're the only one with a motorcycle.
Michelle: OK FINE! Everyone can go in my car!
Trista: When did you get a car?
Michelle: Ever heard of Driver's Ed? I passed and my parents gave me a car.
Rini: YAY! LET'S GO!
Hotaru: Drinking? Well I guess there's a first to everything….
~At Bar~
Amara: Ok so now please explain to me why we brought the little kid?
Rini: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!! MY NAME IS RINI NOT LITLE KID!!!!
Amara: o.o''' right…sorry little kid.
Rini: MOMMIE! TELL HER TO STOP!
Serena: Look at all the Dariens in the air!
Michelle: Great…Remind me never to let her drink sake again ok?
Lita: ::runs up to serena: You look exactly like my old boyfriend….
Serena: Darien?
Rini: ::drinks serena's sake::
Trista: Am I the only one who ordered something non-alcholic?
Mina: ::talks to the barstool:: Hi! Have we met before?
Ami: To my calculations…the amount of alchol is quiet great but I can't seem to figure it out because I don't know what 2 + 2 is!!!!
Amara: I'm scared now…
Michelle: Let's go home Amara ::falls unconscious::
Amara: ::catches her in her arms:: ::sighs:: I'll take you home…
Trista: Are we the only 2 NOT drunk?
Amara: Yes…
::they somehow get everyone in the car::
~In The Car~
Amara: ::looks behind her:: ok everyone is here…man I'm dizzy….
Trista: Do you want me to drive?
Amara: No that's ok…. ::Starts driving::
(5 min later)
Trista: Hey amara…I think we were suppose to turn there…
Amara: ………..
Trista: AHHHHHHH! She passed out too! Shoot! ::tries to drive the car but it twirls around and around::
Police officer: ::goes up to them:: ALLRIGHT! What's going on here?!
Trista: You see officer….My friend passed out and…
Officer: SILENCE! ::Sees Lita and Rini doing….um…let's not go into detail please:: O.O um…. We'll have to give you a drug test…
Trista: Shoot…
~At police station~
Officer: Just what I expected…Every single one of you is drunk.
Trista: But sir…I didn't drink.
Officer: YO U didn't have your license. You and the others will have to be in jail for 2 days…
Trista: TWO DAYS?!?!?
Mina: ::goes up to the officer:: I think I know you….
Officer: No you don't
Mina: VENUS STAR POW…
Trista: ::Takes her wand away:: Sorry officer…she's lost it…
Mina: ER?
Officer: TO THE JAIL CELL! And all of you will be together….
Trista: TOGETHER?! ::falls over and faints::
Officer: ::has to carry all of them and throws them all in there:: ::closes cell::
Raye: ::sits there:: One birdy….two birdies…three birdies…four birdies…
Mina: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! ::starts singing::
Amara: ::does well…um…stuff with Michelle…just guess::
Serena: DARIEN! ::starts kisses the bars::
Trista: ::wakes up:: I'm surrounded by idiots…
Amy: So if a2 + b2 = c2 what does chickenbutt2 + pigs butts are sexy2 =?
Trista: ::crying:: GOD HELP ME!!!!!
Lita: ::getting it on with Rini::
Trista: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Hotaru: Don't worry I didn't drink…
Trista: Why us?!?!?
Hotaru: I wonder what's going to happen to us…
Rini: ::stopping what she was doing with Lita:: little pink bunny rabbits…
Trista: This is all a dream…this is all a dream…right hotaru?
Hortaru: I wish it was… IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Trista: THAT'S IT!!! PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!! ::Transforms::
Hotaru: Am I the only one who hasn't lost my sanity yet?
Pluto: PLUTO TIME GATE CLO….
Hotaru: ::takes her orb away:: DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!! Or else I'M GONNA BE THE ONLY SANE ONE!
Officer: What's all the raquet about? Hey…How did you change?
Pluto: ^.^''' I always carry something with me you know…
Hotaru: PLEASE OFFICER! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Officer: Ok ok you may go free but only you!
Hotaru: YAY! ::runs as quickly as possible out of there::
Pluto: NOOOOOO!!!!
Officer: The rest of you must stay.
Pluto: PLEASE! I'll do whatever you say to get me out of here!!!
Officer: Anything?
Pluto: GOD YES ANYTHING!
Officer: Ok first you have to scrub the toilets, sweep the floors, feed the prisoners, and kill all the cockroaches in here…
Pluto: COCKROACHES?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::Screams::
Officer: Or you could just stay in here the rest of your life…
Pluto: OK! Ok! ::Starts cleaning::
Officer: Good girl now continue on… ::leaves::
Pluto: I HATE cockroaches…. ::cries::
Cockroach: and I HATE you…
Pluto: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It talks! ::faints::
~5 days later~
Amara: Trista! Trista! Wake up!
Pluto: ::wakes up:: what happened?
Serena: I'm not sure…after the bar I tottaly forgot what happened but apparently you fainted right outside our jail cell.
Rini: It was rather scary….
Hotaru: IF ONLY YOU KNEW!
Trista: HOTARU! Why did you leave me with them?
Hotaru: Let's see….Sailor Scouts on a Saturday night is not good.
Amara: Let go to the bar again!
Lita: YEAH!
Michelle: WHAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO!
Hotaru: Let's hurt them…
Trista: Yeah I'm NOT putting up with that again.
Hotaru: SATURN CRYSTAL POWER! ::Transform::
Trsita: PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER! ::transform::
THE END!
~At Serena's house~
Serena: Hey! Let's have a party!
Amy: But next week we have that huge exam! We should be studying!
Raye: Relax Amy! We have the whole week to study for that. Plus I heard there's lot's of new restrants open!
Lita: What about that new bar that just opened up?!
Amara: ::Sighs:: you guys are too young to be drinking…
Michelle: Aw Amara come on! We're 18!
Amara: Yeah but they're 16…
Trista: No! Absolutly not!
Mina: PARTY POOPER! COME ON LET'S GO!
::everyone looks at amara::
Amara: What?
Serena: WELL………?
Amara: Why is everyone looking at me?
Raye: You're the only one with a car…
Amara: DON'T EVER CALL MY BABY A CAR!
Lita: o.o'''' ok…well…you're the only one with a motorcycle.
Michelle: OK FINE! Everyone can go in my car!
Trista: When did you get a car?
Michelle: Ever heard of Driver's Ed? I passed and my parents gave me a car.
Rini: YAY! LET'S GO!
Hotaru: Drinking? Well I guess there's a first to everything….
~At Bar~
Amara: Ok so now please explain to me why we brought the little kid?
Rini: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!! MY NAME IS RINI NOT LITLE KID!!!!
Amara: o.o''' right…sorry little kid.
Rini: MOMMIE! TELL HER TO STOP!
Serena: Look at all the Dariens in the air!
Michelle: Great…Remind me never to let her drink sake again ok?
Lita: ::runs up to serena: You look exactly like my old boyfriend….
Serena: Darien?
Rini: ::drinks serena's sake::
Trista: Am I the only one who ordered something non-alcholic?
Mina: ::talks to the barstool:: Hi! Have we met before?
Ami: To my calculations…the amount of alchol is quiet great but I can't seem to figure it out because I don't know what 2 + 2 is!!!!
Amara: I'm scared now…
Michelle: Let's go home Amara ::falls unconscious::
Amara: ::catches her in her arms:: ::sighs:: I'll take you home…
Trista: Are we the only 2 NOT drunk?
Amara: Yes…
::they somehow get everyone in the car::
~In The Car~
Amara: ::looks behind her:: ok everyone is here…man I'm dizzy….
Trista: Do you want me to drive?
Amara: No that's ok…. ::Starts driving::
(5 min later)
Trista: Hey amara…I think we were suppose to turn there…
Amara: ………..
Trista: AHHHHHHH! She passed out too! Shoot! ::tries to drive the car but it twirls around and around::
Police officer: ::goes up to them:: ALLRIGHT! What's going on here?!
Trista: You see officer….My friend passed out and…
Officer: SILENCE! ::Sees Lita and Rini doing….um…let's not go into detail please:: O.O um…. We'll have to give you a drug test…
Trista: Shoot…
~At police station~
Officer: Just what I expected…Every single one of you is drunk.
Trista: But sir…I didn't drink.
Officer: YO U didn't have your license. You and the others will have to be in jail for 2 days…
Trista: TWO DAYS?!?!?
Mina: ::goes up to the officer:: I think I know you….
Officer: No you don't
Mina: VENUS STAR POW…
Trista: ::Takes her wand away:: Sorry officer…she's lost it…
Mina: ER?
Officer: TO THE JAIL CELL! And all of you will be together….
Trista: TOGETHER?! ::falls over and faints::
Officer: ::has to carry all of them and throws them all in there:: ::closes cell::
Raye: ::sits there:: One birdy….two birdies…three birdies…four birdies…
Mina: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! ::starts singing::
Amara: ::does well…um…stuff with Michelle…just guess::
Serena: DARIEN! ::starts kisses the bars::
Trista: ::wakes up:: I'm surrounded by idiots…
Amy: So if a2 + b2 = c2 what does chickenbutt2 + pigs butts are sexy2 =?
Trista: ::crying:: GOD HELP ME!!!!!
Lita: ::getting it on with Rini::
Trista: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Hotaru: Don't worry I didn't drink…
Trista: Why us?!?!?
Hotaru: I wonder what's going to happen to us…
Rini: ::stopping what she was doing with Lita:: little pink bunny rabbits…
Trista: This is all a dream…this is all a dream…right hotaru?
Hortaru: I wish it was… IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Trista: THAT'S IT!!! PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!! ::Transforms::
Hotaru: Am I the only one who hasn't lost my sanity yet?
Pluto: PLUTO TIME GATE CLO….
Hotaru: ::takes her orb away:: DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!! Or else I'M GONNA BE THE ONLY SANE ONE!
Officer: What's all the raquet about? Hey…How did you change?
Pluto: ^.^''' I always carry something with me you know…
Hotaru: PLEASE OFFICER! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Officer: Ok ok you may go free but only you!
Hotaru: YAY! ::runs as quickly as possible out of there::
Pluto: NOOOOOO!!!!
Officer: The rest of you must stay.
Pluto: PLEASE! I'll do whatever you say to get me out of here!!!
Officer: Anything?
Pluto: GOD YES ANYTHING!
Officer: Ok first you have to scrub the toilets, sweep the floors, feed the prisoners, and kill all the cockroaches in here…
Pluto: COCKROACHES?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::Screams::
Officer: Or you could just stay in here the rest of your life…
Pluto: OK! Ok! ::Starts cleaning::
Officer: Good girl now continue on… ::leaves::
Pluto: I HATE cockroaches…. ::cries::
Cockroach: and I HATE you…
Pluto: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It talks! ::faints::
~5 days later~
Amara: Trista! Trista! Wake up!
Pluto: ::wakes up:: what happened?
Serena: I'm not sure…after the bar I tottaly forgot what happened but apparently you fainted right outside our jail cell.
Rini: It was rather scary….
Hotaru: IF ONLY YOU KNEW!
Trista: HOTARU! Why did you leave me with them?
Hotaru: Let's see….Sailor Scouts on a Saturday night is not good.
Amara: Let go to the bar again!
Lita: YEAH!
Michelle: WHAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO!
Hotaru: Let's hurt them…
Trista: Yeah I'm NOT putting up with that again.
Hotaru: SATURN CRYSTAL POWER! ::Transform::
Trsita: PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER! ::transform::
THE END!