Two Dicks, One Va-Jay-Jay, by Dickfart
"Hmm, 11 inches. Not bad, Potter," said Draco, ashamed of his 10 inch dick but refusing to show it.
"Gaze on it and weep, Malfoy."
"Oh, any old inches will do. Just fuck me, you twats!" said Hermione, her vagina dripping and ready.
Harry and Draco were ready. They licked their lips, counted to three, and took a labia dive straight into Hermione's meat cavern. It was a race to see who could get there first.
Who won?
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to bee corntinued? ten revoows is all i need ;)
a/n: I know its been like three years but i swear i will update and finish this. Y'all don't know what I've been through. First, I was in the car for like five hours dad driving us through the gayest state ever: Kansas. My dad wouldn't stop to give us a bathroom break. My brother threw up on the floor twice and I had to take a huge dump. Like I had eaten ice cream before, which i shouldn't do because I'm lactose intolerant. My dad doesn't believe me because he's one of those old fashioned dads that doesn't believe in health problems, even after he had heart disease! Twice! Man, old people. Am I right?
So anyway, I was holding in my poo, but then dad ran over an armadiller and someone's fuckin tchotchkes that blew into the street buy a tornader. The bumps were just too much, and a chocolate fountain ripped out of my bowels. It smelled like the worst fuckin thing, but worse. Dad got mad and pulled over then, complaining that he had ter air out the car now. You know what the worst part is? I shat all over my SasuNaru doujins. I was le sad. I hope Sasuke likes Cleveland Steamers, am I right?
Sasuke: You shit on my face
Naruto: You can shit on my face n e time bayyybeee
Sasuke: Oh mai gowsh, yas
Sanic the Hoogahog:Is it gay in here or is it just me?
Mario: It'sa me Mario
Dumbledore: WHAT THE FUICK ATRE YOU DOING MUTHERFUCKERS
Me: ... still wiping my ass?
Yeah, so like uh huh. Those were the days. When we used to clap our hands together and sing. A ring! And as we done singing our ding dongs did ding. A ling! And Ling was the name of a teenage lesbo! Who kicked ass and took names with more girls than any of you fuckers ever will.
But yet. Will Harry or Draco's dick get there first? Stay tooned! Ten revoos is all i need ;E