Disclaimer—I own nothing of the musical Little Shop of Horrors or Harry Potter. All characters and song lyrics belong to their respected owners. I hope you enjoy this songfic!

A/N: My rhyming is a little off, just letting you all know. Other than that, enjoy and let me know what you all think!

Knockturn Alley
By EquineMagus

Witch
Alarm goes off at seven
And you start in Diagon.
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been.
Till it's five P.M.

Wizard 1
Then you go to

All
Knockturn
Where the people are broke.
Knockturn
When your life's a joke.
Knockturn
When you buy your token,
you turn
To Knockturn.

Wizard 2
Yes, you go to

All
Knockturn
Where the brooms don't stop
Knockturn

Where the food is slop
Knockturn
Where you toss and turn
Down on Knockturn

Knockturn
Knockturn
Knockturn
Down on Knockturn
Down on Knockturn
Down on Knockturn
Down on Knockturn

Ginny
Where the guys are drips.
Where they rip your slips.
Where relationships take a wrong turn.
Down on Knockturn

Harry

Poor! All my life I've always been poor.
I keep asking Merlin what I'm for,
And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure
sweep that floor, fool."
Oh, I started life as an orphan,
A child of the street
Here on Knockturn.
Vernon took me in, gave me shelter, a bed,
Crust of bread and a job
Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob,
Which I am.
So I live

All
On Knockturn

Harry
That's your home address.
You live

All
On Knockturn

Harry
When your life's a mess.
You live

All
On Knockturn

Harry
Where depression is just a spell
Witch's cauldrons burn.

All
Down on Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Someone show me a way to get
Out of here,
'Cause I constantly pray I'll get
Out of here
Please, won't somebody say I'll get
Out of here
Someone give me my shot or I'll
Rot here.

All
Knockturn

Harry
There's no rules for us.

All
Knockturn

Ginny
'Cause it's dangerous.

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Where the fire just burns

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Where the sun don't shine

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Past the bottom line

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Go ask any wizard, he'll know
I'll do what I can to get out of Knockturn

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
Bloody hell of a lot of guts to get out of Knockturn

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
People tell me there's not a way out of Knockturn

All
Knockturn

Harry & Ginny
But believe me I got to get out of Knockturn!

-Finis-