Hello, here is a short little story of Santana and Brittany's Bachelorette Parties. This is in the same universe as Think of The Mail! Though I don't think you necessarily have to have read that to understand but there will be a lot of references to it and it might help understand this story.
This isn't the sequel…it's just a little filler…hope you enjoy.
~^~^~ Girl's Night Out Part One ~^~^~
"For the last time Puck you are not going!" Santana yelled
"But why? That's not fair, we've been your friend since like forever" Puck replied as he followed the Latina out of the kitchen and into the Fabray living room where everybody else was. Everyone including all the original New Directions members sans Brittany and Rachel.
"Because it's a bachelorette party…meaning it's for girls." The Latina replied
"Well then why does Kurt get to go?" Finn asked
"Because Kurt is a bride's maid. So unless you want to be a bride's maid too you ain't going!"
"Please Santana" Puck was not afraid to beg at this point.
"Umm…Puck I don't want you there" Mercedes intervened
"What? Why not?"
"Because I don't want my man getting freaky with the strippers" She replied
"But you can? How is that fair?"
"Because I'm not gay…I'm not going to enjoy it like you would. And besides I'm only going to celebrate and not to have some skinny white ass dance in my lap ok"
Quinn and Santana smirked at that. The two girls have been dreaming of this night since Santana had told Quinn that she was going to propose to Brittany back when they were sixteen. Now just after graduating from High school the night had finally arrived. Santana would have her party tonight and Brittany would have hers tomorrow. Because they shared the same friends Rachel also being Brittany's maid of honour stayed home with the blonde while the rest went out. Tomorrow night Quinn would have to keep Santana company while Brittany had her night of fun.
"Can I just ask how you are all getting in considering none of you are 21?" Judy asked
She wasn't exactly loving the idea of her two girl's going to see a bunch of naked women and having them dance all over them. Quinn and Santana shared a look. Judy knew that look all too well she had seen it many times and had gotten pretty good at spotting it over the two and a half years of Santana living with them. During those years the two girls grew really close and were pretty much like sisters.
"I don't want to know do I?" Judy asked
The two girls just shook their heads.
"Ok well just don't come crying to me when you get kicked out or get arrested" Judy warned
"And I don't want any early morning drunk calls or texts like last time ok?" She added
Once again the two girls nodded then giggled remembering that night. The four girls had gotten into Judy's wine collection after finishing their final exams to celebrate. They were in the Fabray basement drinking and dancing when at 3 in the morning they decided it would be funny to call Quinn's mom. They left many drunken voice messages and texts. Some were undecipherable while others were clear as day. Well clear enough considering they were all totally off their faces.
Those messages were the ones that Judy wished were undecipherable. Having your adopted daughter's fiancé tell you that you are a MILF and if she wasn't engaged she would totally do her was not one of Judy's highlights that month. Brittany asked Santana to bake her some cookies so she could give them to Judy as an apology. It was a while before Judy could look at Brittany in the eye again.
"The only reason I'm allowing you two to go is because its Santana's special night so don't make me regret this"
"We won't" Quinn replied
"Everything will be fine Judy; there is no need to worry"
"Please Santana we really want to go" Puck tried once again.
"Yeah, you won't even notice that we're there" Artie added
"Come on, we'll buy you a drink" Sam replied
"You might as well let them go, otherwise they won't shut up and then we'll never get there" Quinn said
Santana just rolled her eyes and sighed
"Fine. But that means all of you are buying me a drink tonight"
"Deal" Puck quickly replied before giving the rest of the boys a high five as they cheered.
The Seven Deadly Sins was an obscure and virtually unknown by the masses strip club just outside the skirts of Lima, Ohio. Quinn was in charge of planning Santana's bachelorette party and so like any good maid of honour she did her research. This particular club was one of the better places to take her friend it was classy enough and wasn't too trashy. Also she managed to get a special deal because Brittany and Rachel along with their friends were going there the next day. How Quinn and Santana managed to get into the club while still being underage none of the Glee club members knew, they had been very tight lipped about it as well. Even Brittany and Rachel didn't know.
The group originally consisting of Santana, Quinn, Tina, Mercedes, and Kurt and now the rest of the glee boys had ordered a cab to take them to the club. Judy refused to take them because she still wasn't all that thrilled that her two daughters were going there and getting drunk. The group approached the entrance. On the outside it didn't really look like a club just like an old building but when they got in it was defiantly a strip club. There was a stage with a catwalk adorned with seven poles with the bar at the back with several small tables surrounding the stage. The lighting was dark but had a more comfy feel then a sleazy atmosphere. The place wasn't packed but there were quite a few people there. Mostly men but there were several women there as well.
The group just stood there taking everything in, the boys looked like kids in a candy store their eyes were darting all over the place. Tina, Mercedes and Kurt weren't all that fussed but looked a little interested. Quinn and Santana were just as excited as the boys. Suddenly the lights dimmed and loud music began to play and seven beautiful women walked out onto the stage getting cheers from their audience.
"Oh wow, Quinn I love you" Santana leaned over and whispered to her friend.
Quinn just nodded not taking her eyes of the pretty ladies
"I love me too" Quinn mumbled
As soon as the women began dancing on the stage the boys quickly moved to grab a table as close as they could. Kurt ushered the girls over to another table Tina grabbing Quinn's arm to pull her along while Mercedes grabbed Santana. Shortly after a waitress came over and placed their drinks on the table.
"Courtesy of the two gentlemen over at the table" The brunette waitress told them with a smile as she pointed to Puck and Finn who waved at the girls and Kurt.
"Thanks" Mercedes replied
Tina held up the drink looking at it
"What is it?" She asked the waitress
"A screaming orgasm" She winked before heading over to the next table
"Well ladies, I hereby toast this to Santana...congratulations you lucky bitch!" Kurt said as he held up his drink
The others held their drinks up too and cheered "To Santana" before downing their drinks.
Halfway through the show they had managed to get Quinn to go back to the bar to get them more drinks, the blonde quickly got up and made her way over to the bar on her way she noticed several doors that were off to the side.
"What can I get you honey?" A tall redheaded woman asked Quinn from behind the bar
"Um…what do you suggest? It's my friend's bachelorette party and I want her to get totally wasted" Quinn smirked
The woman behind the bar just laughed
"How many drinks do you need?"
"Five"
"Ok, well I'll give you five Slow Seductions to start off with" The redheaded winked.
The woman began to make the drinks while Quinn waited she turned around so she could continue to watch the show. She quickly turned around when the redhead tapped her on the shoulder indicating that her drinks are ready.
"Thanks, just put it on the Sylvester tab" Quinn replied
"Sure thing"
"Hey um…what are those doors for?" The blonde asked while pointing at the doors
The redhead couldn't help but smirk
"Those are for the private shows…if you're interested just sign your name on the list and when it's your time one of the dancers will come and get you."
Quinn couldn't help it when her eyes lit up at that piece of information
"H-How much are the private shows?" Quinn asked
"A hundred bucks for thirty minutes and that's the full show. The girls up on the stage only go half Monty behind the doors they go full and you can have as many girls in there as you like the price stay the same." The redhead informed her
"Can that be added to the tab?"
"Of course"
Quinn couldn't help the smile that grew
"Ok where do I sign?"
Quinn headed back to the table with the drinks and sat back down
"Geez what took you so long?" Santana asked
"Nothing…just making sure your last night of freedom is going to be epic" Quinn replied with a mischievous smirk
Sometime later after several different cocktails a tall blonde bombshell came stalking up to the table
"I'm looking for a Santana apparently this is her bachelorette party and is in need of some fun" The woman smirked
Santana's eyes went wide, while the others couldn't hold in their giggles
"She's that one" Tina replied while pointing to the Latina.
The blonde woman smirked and held out her hand to the brunette.
"Well hello there, I'm Georgia and you my pretty little thing are coming with me"
Without hesitation Georgia pulled Santana out of her seat and led her over towards the back rooms. The rest of the little group cheered, laughed and hooted at Santana as she was taken away. Quinn's laughter stopped though when a beautiful Latina woman came over to their table
"I'm looking for Quinn" She said with a smirk
The colour drained from Quinn's face, the others just pointed and smiled at the blonde
"Come with me" The Latina simply said as she pulled the blonde out of her seat
Tina, Mercedes and Kurt were all heard laughing at the retreating blonde
"Ok who signed Q up?" Mercedes asked
Tina and Kurt looked at each other then burst out laughing
"Quinn is sooo going to kill you guys when she comes back" Mercedes laughed
"Kill us or thank us?" Kurt asked between laughs.
Quinn was a bundle of nerves when the door to the private room closed shut.
"Relax honey" The woman whispered as she came up from behind Quinn.
The blonde just gave a quick nod.
"I'm Candy by the way" She said as she held out her hand to Quinn who nervously shook it.
"W-What do you want me t-to do?" she asked
"You don't need to do anything, just sit down and relax"
Candy guided Quinn over to the chair and sat her down.
"So Quinn is there anything in particular you would like?"
"Umm…I…I don't…the usual?"
Candy chuckled at the girl's nerves
"This is your first time in a place like this isn't?"
"N-No"
Candy raised her eyebrow
"Ok, yes it is"
"Well in that case I'll give you my introductory show. I think you'll like it. Most first time girls do"
"O-Ok"
Candy smiled
"Excellent. Now there are two rules. One: You just need to relax and have some fun and two: no touching"
"I won't, I have a girlfriend she'd kill me"
Candy just laughed
"But she'd be ok with you coming into a place like this and having a smoking hot woman dance naked for you?"
Quinn gulped
"S-She's coming here tomorrow so it's ok"
Candy looked a little amused at that
"Our friends are getting married so tonight it's Santana's night and tomorrow it's Brittany's." Quinn explained
Candy just nodded to indicate she understood.
"What's your girlfriend's name?"
"Rachel"
"How long have you been together?"
"Nearly three years"
Candy smiled at that as she began to move around to get herself ready.
"Can…can I ask you something?"
"Sure" Candy replied as she headed over to the sound system
"Do you…do you get many girls in here? I mean girls who want you…to dance for them?" Quinn asked while a blush began to form on her cheeks. Candy just smirked
"More than you would think…I prefer the girls, they're less grabby and they tend to follow the rules more than the men."
"Are you gay?" Quinn asked
Candy just chuckled
"No…most of them are pigs but I can't help but love the male form."
Quinn just nodded
"Shall we begin then?" Candy asked
Quinn gulped and nodded, the music began to start as Candy began to stalk towards Quinn.
"So you make your own costumes?" Kurt asked the three strippers
There was a buxom brunette, a pretty blonde thing and a sultry redhead who were surrounding him at the bar as he sipped his drink.
"Oh yeah…that way it's more personal you know…gives it a bit more individuality." The blonde replied
"Hmmm interesting. Well I am just loving everything you lovely ladies are wearing and I feel slightly sad that I am gay and can't fully appreciate them" Kurt sighed as the women laughed.
Puck, Finn, Sam, Artie and Mike were having the time of their lives drinking bear and watching the show up on the stage. They were all pretty much drunk at this point.
Candy was grinding down on Quinn's lap in her barely there two piece costume. At some point during the dance Quinn had decided to sit on her hands to avoid breaking rule number 2.
Candy whipped her hair around and moved her body to the music. Quinn was flushed and so very turned on. The Latina stripper grinned as she bought both hands up and ran them all over her own body until she stopped at the front clasp of her bra.
Quinn thought she was going to combust when the skimpy piece of clothing was removed and Candy went back to touching herself while she moved on top of Quinn making the blonde whimper.
"Oh my god" Quinn muttered to herself as she bit her bottom lip.
She really needed to cross her legs or do something but that was made impossible with the gorgeous woman in her lap. It had been a long time since she felt like she was going to lose control. Ever since her first time with Rachel, Quinn's problem began to disappear and in the end she didn't have to rely on her maths all the time from coming to early and she could last a lot longer than before. But right now she had a sinking feeling that she was definitely going to embarrass herself in front of the nice stripper.
Santana was brought to one of the private rooms and was sat down on the chair. The room was cosy with a plush lounge suite and a small dressing table to the side. Santana was brought out of her observations of the room when Georgia walked up to her.
"So, you're getting married?" she asked
Santana swallowed hard and just nodded
""Well we better make this night a night to remember then wont we?" Georgia replied as two more women entered the room, Santana's jaw fell to the floor.
"Kay" Santana mumbled as she raked her eyes over the three beautiful women standing before her and tried to remember her two times tables.
Quinn could just die, like literally she would welcome a tornado to crash down and flatten the club with her in it.
"I'm so sorry" Quinn mumbled
"Honey, really it's ok…it's not the first time this has happened during a performance…though I have to say you are my first woman to climax five minutes into the show…usually it's just the men."
Quinn groaned in frustration and embarrassment. Candy couldn't help but chuckle; Quinn looked up and glared at her.
"Sorry…I don't mean to laugh but you just look so adorable sitting there all embarrassed."
"That's not helping anyone"
Candy tried not to laugh anymore
"I'm sorry, no more laughing. Do you want me to continue? You still have like 25 minutes left of your session" She asked sweetly
"No…that's ok" Quinn sighed
"Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to waste your money and I didn't even take all my clothes off"
Quinn couldn't hold in a small groan at that which just made her blush even harder.
"I'm sure…can we just stay in here though? I don't want to go back out there otherwise my friends will never let me hear the end of this"
Candy chuckled
"Sure" Candy replied as she grabbed her top and put it back on.
"You know, I've danced for a lot of people and I don't know why but I kind of like you…you're adorable"
"You keep saying that"
"Well it's true"
"I thought you said you were straight?"
"Oh I am…I'm not attracted to you but I don't know you just seem like a really sweet girl." Candy smiled
"A sweet girl who came while you were dancing for her?"
"Yep" Candy replied with a kind smile.
Quinn smiled in return then sighed
"I thought I was over this" she mumbled to herself
"What do you mean?"
Quinn's cheeks burned, she wasn't sure why she was going to have a deep and meaningful with a stripper named Candy, maybe it was just the alcohol.
"I used to have this problem where I would come too fast whenever my girlfriend would touch me but then after we finally had sex things were better and I didn't have that problem anymore and I didn't even have to think about my maths while we were together"
"Maths?" Candy asked a little confused
"It was to distract me so I could last longer….but now! Ugggh now it seems I was just lulled into a false sense of security and then bam! All that hard and look at me!" Quinn ended her rant
Candy listened intently; she had never had a costumer quite like Quinn before. Most of the time they never really talked and just wanted her to dance and then they would leave. She liked that Quinn actually talked to her and didn't treat her like she was better than her.
"Well maybe it's just because you've had a bit to drink tonight…alcohol can make us lose control so maybe that's all it was"
"Oh my god Rach is going to kill me"
"Why?"
"Because…she doesn't care if I get turned on by someone else just as long as I don't act on it or come from it-"
"Well she won't know about this, look Quinn your worrying too much about nothing."
"Yeah…yeah you're right…sorry."
"It's ok…why don't you tell me about your girlfriend?"
Quinn couldn't help the smile that grew on her face from just thinking about Rachel; Candy couldn't help but notice it.
"She's…she's amazing. She's got the most forgiving and sweetest heart you will ever come across and she can sing…my god can that girl sing. She's going to be on Broadway she's that good. She can be a bit of a diva sometimes but I kind of love that about her she also have a tendency to talk…like a lot. But she's really pretty and I love her." Quinn had that goofy smile of hers plastered on her face
"She sounds like a keeper then" Candy smiled
"Definitely"
"Come on let me buy you a drink" Candy said as she offered her hand to Quinn.
"Umm…you…you wouldn't happen to like…maybe umm…have a clean pair of underwear I could borrow? Because I'm kinda…really uncomfortable right now" Quinn murmured as her blush began to travel from her checks down her neck and onto her chest.
Candy couldn't hold in her laughter any more as she chuckled at the poor girl.
"Yeah sure, but only because I like you"
Candy headed over to her small dressing table and pulled out a purple G-String
"Sorry these are all I've got"
"That's fine" Quinn replied
"I'll give you a minute to change then we can go get that drink."
Candy smiled as she handed her underwear to Quinn and left the room
"Thanks" Quinn mumbled
Santana was in heaven. Three beautiful naked women were dancing for her…she could die happy now. But then she felt guilty as an image of Brittany's face appeared in her head. But then she remembered what Brittany had told her before she went out tonight.
"You can look but don't touch. I won't get mad if you get turned on by the pretty naked ladies because I can guarantee you I will get turned on by the pretty naked ladies."
At that moment Georgia was sitting on Santana's lap completely naked while the other two women where on either side of her at one point the two extra girls were making out and Santana was on overload no maths in the world could save her now.
Quinn sat at the bar while Candy served her, her drink.
"Here you go and oh you can keep the underwear" she winked making Quinn blush.
"It's been fun Quinn, but I have to get back to work. If you ever come back I would love to make up for those 25 minutes you missed out on…free of charge"
Quinn just smiled and said thanks as Candy walked away. Soon after a very flushed looking Santana sat down next to her friend.
"Hey how was it?" Quinn asked
"Boobs…boobs everywhere" Santana muttered in a daze
"Huh?"
"I just had three naked women dance for me and I think I may just move in and live here forever"
Quinn just giggled at her friend and turned to look back at the stage.
"I'm thinking you're not the only one who loves this place"
Quinn nudged her friend and pointed towards Tina and Mercedes who were obviously drunk and cheering on three strippers on the stage and slipping dollar bills into their G-Strings. Santana smirked
"I am so paying them out for this later…so where were you?" Santana asked
"Oh….umm…I may have…had a private showing" Quinn mumbled
"Oh Berry is so going to kill you"
"No she isn't she knew exactly where we were going and anyway she's coming here too!"
"Yeah but I distinctly remember her going on and on about you not being allowed to be alone with a stripper." The brunette laughed
"Please don't tell her San nothing happened it was just your everyday strip tease and please for the love of all that is holy don't tell my mother!"
Santana just gave her a wicked smile
"Bitch if you tell them I will tell Brittany and my mother about the three naked women!"
Santana sighed
"Fine I won't say anything."
"Good, now let's get back over there and make sure T and Mercedes haven't spent all their money on strippers"
The group spent a few more hours at the strip club with Quinn blushing every time she saw Candy walk by. They watched several shows of the women dancing and drank a hell of a lot of booze. They decided to head out when Tina and Mercedes were out of money. They left the club and decided to go for a bit of a walk to the local park that was nearby. The plan was to sober up a little before heading home.
"So did you have fun on your last night of freedom?" Puck asked as he flung his arm around Santana's shoulder
"It was awesome!" Tina shouted
"I wasn't talkin to you" Puck replied and nearly tripped over while looking back at the Asian girl.
Everyone was totally pissed, none of them had to drive so they let loose and got smashed.
"What Tina said" Santana replied to the original question.
"Dude I can't believe you're getting married!" Finn yelled as he tried to steer Artie around a rubbish bin and almost failing.
"I know! It's crazy. Out of everyone in Glee I never would have guessed you two would get hitched first" Artie said
"I agree! Its crazy town!" Mercedes yelled.
"Hey babe we should totally ditch these losers and go make out by that bush over there" Puck said as he leered at his girlfriend
"Puck first of all I ain't leaving my bitch on her bachelorette night second of all that ain't no bush it's a cop third of all-"
"Wait did you say a cop?" Sam butted in
"Yeah look see in all his big ass glory" Mercedes pointed
"Shit! We gots to get out of here!" Santana hissed
"Why?" Mike asked
"Because we're drunk you moron and none of us are 21" The Latina replied
"We need to go guys, Rach will kill me if I get arrested" Quinn wined
"God your so whipped Q" Santana laughed
"Me? Whatever Santana if memory serves me well it was Brittany who was using the whip on you"
"Man, I want to move in with the Fabray's" Puck sighed
"Shut up Q, or I'll tell Berry and your mother about your little private show with the stripper" Santana shot back
"Well then I'll just tell mom and Brittany about the three naked women you were with tonight!"
"Wait…didn't we already have this conversation?" Santana asked
Quinn looked confused then burst out laughing
"Oh my god we so totally did" She replied between laughs, the Latina soon began to laugh
"They have a weird friendship" Tina mumbled to Mercedes who just nodded
"I don't feel so good" Mike mumbled as he leant on Tina's shoulder
"Oh my god Mike if you throw up on me I will dump your ass!" Tina shrieked
"You already dumped my ass remember?"
"Oh yeah….sorry I forgot" Tina replied sheepishly
"Uggg I need to sit down. You guys go on without me…it's too late for me now save yourselves!" Mike yelled as he sat on the floor
"He tends to get a bit overdramatic when he's drunk" Tina explained to their friends
"Go! You guys just go! Don't look back I'm a goner I'll only slow you down! I'll handle the cop, Santana needs to get to her wife!" Mike continued to yell then cry
"Cop?" Sam asked a little confused
"Dude we're not leaving you behind…no one gets left behind not on my watch!" Finn added almost as dramatic as Mike.
Finn tried to pull Mike up but failed and ended up falling on the floor with the other boy.
"Ok this is helping no one. Does anyone have any water?" Kurt asked
They all looked in their pockets and in their bags
"Nope. All I've got is a condom" Puck replied then wiggled his eyebrows at Mercedes. His girlfriend just rolled her eyes at him.
"I've got some mints" Sam shouted out
"I've got gum!" Artie yelled
"I've got…Ooh someone's number" Tina replied
"Ooh is it Sassy B's number the girl with the nipple ring?" Mercedes asked excitedly
"Hell yeah!" Tina replied then held up her hand as Mercedes gave her a high five
Everyone looked at the two girls with a hint of confusion
"I've got nothing" Kurt broke the silence
"I have my underwear" Quinn added
Causing everyone to turn and look at the blonde who now just realised what she said
"I mean…um…I…"
"Does that mean you're going commando right now?" Santana asked and she tilted her head to look at Quinn's ass.
"No!" Quinn yelled and pushed her friend away
"Well then why do you have your underwear in your bag?"
"Because there was…an incident" Quinn mumbled
"What did you miss the toilet or something?" Finn asked, while the other chuckled
"Ew no!"
"Well then why-" Tina started to ask but was interrupted by Santana
"Oh my GOD! You totally messed up your panties while you were with the stripper didn't you!"
Quinn's cheeks were burning
"No…maybe…yes" Quinn quietly admitted
Everyone burst out laughing, everyone by now had heard the various embarrassing stories about Quinn but that didn't make them any less funny.
"You guys are horrible friends!" Quinn pouted
"Did you pack an extra pair just in case?" Mercedes asked between laughs
"No, I had to borrow some from the stripper" Quinn regretted telling them that the moment she said it. She didn't know why she said it…stupid alcohol.
"Damn, that's nasty Q" Mercedes laughed
"You all suck and I hate you all" Quinn replied
"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen" Came the voice of the cop they had all forgotten about
That shut them all up
"Umm….hi" Sam said trying not to look and sound drunk
"Is there a problem here?" The police man asked holding up his flashlight
"Nope, Na uh" Finn said from the floor shaking his head then giggled
"Save yourselves!" Mike yelled
"Have you all been drinking?"
"No, he's always like that….he's a little special if you know what I mean" Tina said then tried to wink at the cop but it just looked like she had something in her eye
"Yeah and we would like it if you showed him some respect Mr. Officer Man because he can't help the way he is" Mercedes added
Santana and Quinn tried not to laugh but failed the cop shone his flashlight at the two girls
"Something funny ladies?" He asked a little annoyed
"No" They both answered together
"It's pretty late for you kids to be out don't you think?" He asked
"It's only…" Kurt looked at his watch "4:26 in the morn…oh wow that is pretty late…or early depending on your preference" he giggled
"We all know your preference Hummel. We all know you like dick!" Santana shouted then laughed
"Yeah well we all know you love pus-" Kurt was interrupted by the cop
"OK that's enough I think you all should head on home. Call a cab before I start taking names and calling your parents." The cop instructed
"Yes, your majesty" Mike said as he tried to bow while he was still on the floor.
The cop narrowed his eyes in suspicion at the group before he walked away.
"Wow that was close" Artie said once the cop was gone
Then all of a sudden Santana burst out in tears everyone turned to look at the crying Latina in shock and confusion.
"San? San what is it?" Quinn asked a little worried as she tried to hold up her friend who was in hysterics.
"I….I…" Santana tried to speak but her crying took over
"Is she ok?" Mike asked Finn
"I have no idea" Finn replied looking so confused
All their friends were getting worried as they huddled together to try and comfort the distraught girl. Quinn was on the right side of Santana while Mercedes was on the left, Kurt handed her a tissue.
"Hey come on San…shhh it'll be ok" Quinn cooed
"Yeah come on Satan…your too badass to cry" Mercedes added
"I…I…I want Brittany!" Santana cried out
"Honey, Brittany's at home tucked away in bed." Kurt replied
"But I wantz her here! I love her so much" The brunette cried
"San you'll get to see her on Saturday when you guys get married and then you'll get to see her every day for the rest of your life" Puck told her
"I'm a horrible wife" She yelled
"No you're not! Why would you think that? You treat Brittany like a Queen" Tina replied
"I had three naked women all over me tonight Tina that makes me a cheater I cheated on my wife before we even got married that makes me horrible Tina!" Santana rambled before she burst out in tears once more
"You didn't cheat on her" Quinn tried to assure her
"Yeah…and if that meant you cheated on her then that means Quinn cheated on Rachel and you don't see her crying about it" Sam chimed in
That didn't go as planned because now Quinn's bottom lip started to tremble and tears began to form in her eyes
"I…I mean no…no don't listen to me I didn't say anything" Sam tried to stop the inevitable
Now Quinn was crying
"Way to go Sam!" Puck punched the boy in the arm
Tina sat down next to Quinn to console the poor girl "Shhhh…Quinn its ok"
Then they were interrupted by Mike who was now crying
"What's up with him?" Artie asked
"I just hate seeing you guys so upset! It hurts my heart…they're all so perfect together and now there's cheating and strippers and why can't we all just get along?" Mike said through sobs as Finn awkwardly patted him on the back.
"Maybe we should call Brittany and Rachel" Finn suggested
"Are you crazy it's like nearly 4:30 in the morning!" Kurt yelled
"Yeah but they look so sad" Sam added
"Yeah no thanks to you!" Mercedes sneered making the blonde boy cower in fear
"She's going to leave me isn't she?" Santana asked her friend
"No she's not going to leave you Santana she loves you" Mercedes replied
"T…Tina call Rachel and tell her I love her and that I will always love her and that she's the love of my life and that I love her Tina can you do that I need you to do that ok tell her I love her" Quinn rambled
"I'll tell her that tomorrow when I see her ok"
"NO! You have to do it now because she's my everything" Quinn wined
Kurt sighed "Lesbians are so over dramatic"
"I think we should get these girls home so they can sober up" Artie suggested
"Yeah I need to sleep if we have to do all this again tomorrow and I want to be able to enjoy round two with the strippers" Mercedes replied
Santana looked at her friend strangely then poked her in the shoulder
"What?"
"Are you a lesbian Wheezy?" She asked in wonderment all signs of her crying completely gone
"No, Santana I'm not a lesbian"
"You know if I was totally not getting married I would so tap that" Santana smirked as she leered at her friend. Mercedes just rolled her eyes
"Says the girl who was crying minutes ago because she had a lap dance by three naked women" Mercedes replied
Santana looked shocked then burst into tears again
"Oh for crying out loud" Kurt yelled throwing up his hand in the air in frustration.
Quinn, still crying rummaged through her bag and got her phone out and started to punch in some numbers
"Quinn what are you doing?" Tina asked
"I'm not calling Rachel I'm calling a cab" Quinn replied then held up the phone to her ear.
"Rachel baby I love you so much!...baby if I was there I would totally go down on yo-" Quinn yelled down the phone
Tina snatched the phone out of the blonde's hand
"Hello Rachel….yeah it's Tina…sorry about Q she's a little drunk…no she's not crying" Tina replied as she looked over at the blonde who was hysterically crying along with Santana
"Yeah we will…goodnight" Tina hung up then glared at the two crying girls
"I'm going to call a cab and get these two home" Tina informed them all
It was going to be a 20 minute wait till the cabs would arrive, fortunately the two girls had stopped crying though they were still very much drunk.
"I want to go somewhere exotic" Santana suddenly blurted out
"What?" Quinn asked
"For our honey moon…like where there is a nice beach and I demand that Brittany never wear any tops because she has really nice boobs"
"I'll say" Quinn agreed
"Yeah…hey! Those are my wife's boobs were talking about you can't like my wife's boobs!"
"I like you boobs too" Quinn replied
"Really?" Santana asked a little shy
"Yeah…they're really perky"
"Aww Q…thanks" Santana smiled and gave her friend a big hug
"Seriously I will never understand those two" Mercedes said to Tina who looked just as confused
"I like Mercedes' boobs" Santana blurted out
The girl in question looked a little horrified; Tina began to laugh at her
"ME too…and you know who else has nice boobs? Tina! I totally copped a feel when I was crying before" Quinn giggled. Santana laughed then held her hand up and Quinn high fived her.
This time Tina looked horrified and it was Mercedes' turn to laugh. Santana and Quinn were oblivious to the other two girls who were siting with them as they went on and on about how great their girlfriend's and their friend's boobs were.
The girls were sitting together while the boys were sitting a bit further away. Mike was cuddled up to Finn both fast asleep while Puck, Sam and Artie took a photo of them on their phones and then started drawing on their faces with a pen that they found on the floor. Kurt was just laughing hysterically at them all.
After waiting for what seemed like forever the two cabs arrived one was a normal car the other was a minivan which was for Artie. The boys took the minivan while the girls went in the car. Tina was not happy to be sat in the middle squashed between Santana and Quinn who were both cuddled up on either side of the girl asleep with their arms wrapped around her and their heads resting on her chest she feared there was some drool as well, while Mercedes got to ride shotgun.
"You ladies have a fun night then?" The cab driver asked as he pulled out onto the road
"It was…eventful" Mercedes replied
It was 5:22am when the four girls arrived at the Fabray house Quinn told Tina and Mercedes they could spend the night there instead of having to pay more money for the cab to drop them home. The four girls were knackered by the time they got through the front door; they didn't bother even trying to attempt to go up the stairs so they crashed in the living room. Tina and Quinn shared one of the sofas while Mercedes and Santana took the other one.
The girls were woken up by the sounds of loud crashing coming from the kitchen. They all groaned at the sound and at the horrible bright sunlight coming from the window. Quinn squinted at the clock that was on the wall it was 8:23am. Then a very loud and chirpy Judy Fabray came bouncing into the living room.
"Rise and shine ladies!" She practically yelled.
"Mommm…it's soo early…my head" Quinn wined as she tried to cover her head with one of the throw pillows.
Tina tried to cover her head with her handbag.
Mercedes grumbled while Santana growled, Judy just laughed
"Come on girls…I'm making breakfast so get up and get cleaned" Judy yelled.
"Your mom is the devil Q" Santana mumbled
The four girls slumped at the table all nursing massive hangovers, Santana was wearing her sunglasses. They quietly ate their breakfast as Judy not so quietly went about her daily activities.
"So what time did you party animals get in last night?" Judy asked as she sat at the table
"Um…I don't remember" Quinn replied
"I think it was sometime after 4am" Tina answered
"Less talking more dying" Santana mumbled as she placed her head on the table
"God I don't remember anything about last night" Mercedes muttered
"Me either" Quinn added
"Why do I have Sassy B's number? Who the hell is Sassy B?" Tina asked after picking up a napkin from her bag.
"I think that was one of the strippers T" Mercedes answered
Judy just chuckled to herself, just then the doorbell rang cause all four girls to hiss at the sound and cover their ears.
Judy got up to answer the door.
"Hello girls" She greeted Rachel and Brittany
"Hey Judy, are they up yet?" Rachel asked
"Of course…there was no way I was going to let them sleep in…It's a mother's duty to torture them, you will understand when you have kids." Judy replied with a smirk.
"Well I know Quinn deserves it. She called me at 4 o'clock in the morning last night" Rachel replied
"How are they feeling?" Brittany asked
"See for yourselves" Judy replied as she let pointed to the dining room.
Brittany and Rachel headed into the room to see the four girls looking like death warmed up.
"SANNY!" Brittany yelled making them all cringe at the sound
Brittany jumped over to the Latina and wrapped her arms around her.
"Britt sweetie I love you but my head is going to explode" Santana mumbled
Brittany just kissed her on the lips and hugged her tighter.
"Hey Rach" Quinn greeted her girlfriend with a small wave and smile
"Fun night last night?" Rachel asked with a hint of anger
"Yeah…from what I remember" Quinn replied a little confused at why Rachel was being a little cold
"Oh so you don't remember calling me up at 4 o'clock in the morning to tell me you love me and wanted to go down on me?"
Quinn's eyes went wide as the other girls softly giggled
"I'm sorry sweetie I may have had a bit too much to drink" Quinn replied sheepishly
"Hey wait a minute I thought we weren't going to see each other till Saturday" Santana said
"Not that I'm not happy to see you" She quickly added
"I know but I just couldn't wait…but after I leave here then we can't see each other till tomorrow" Brittany replied
"That goes for me too Quinn" Rachel added
"What? Why? We're not the ones getting married! I wanted to spend the night with you" Quinn pouted
Rachel walked up to her girlfriend and sat on her lap and wrapped her arm around the blonde's shoulder.
"Because I need to make sure Brittany gets home safely and then I need to help her get ready for the wedding." Rachel told her before placing a kiss on the blonde's lips. Quinn wrapped her arms around the tiny diva and rested her head on Rachel's chest.
"Are you guys going to be ok for round two?" Brittany asked with a giggle
Tina and Mercedes just nodded, but then regretted it because their heads were killing them
"Yep…just give me a few hours of sleep and I'll be better than new" Mercedes said