This is a Misao/Aoshi pairing. Occasionally, I'm gonna put in something in Misao's point of view. This chapter is an example. Anyways, I do curse in my stories, so if you're ears (or eyes) burn when they hear (or see) curse words… well… best buy some ointment.
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He was just soooooooooooo hot today. It made me feel like some lecherous old woman staring at him like that, but it was really hard not too. Even the back of his head is hot. I mean, if something as small as that makes my heart flip-flop, that's a big enough reason as to why I've been crushing on him for the last two years.
Of course, that's all I've done. I've never talked to him. He doesn't even know my name. I'm sure if I came up to him and proclaimed my undying love, he'd freak out and put a restraining order on me. This is one of the reasons why the only way he'd ask me out is in my dreams, in which he is a daily visitor (I know, I'm such a dork).
In my free time, of which I have a lot of, I have made a list of why Aoshi would NEVER in a million years ask me out. Of course, I usually display much more optimism than what is shown in the list below, but my hormones were imbalanced and well, puberty tends to play with your emotions…
Anyways, the list:
10 Reasons Why Aoshi Shinomori Will NEVER EVER Ask Me Out
10. He's a senior for god sakes! I'm only a lowly freshman. Everyone hates freshmen. Even freshmen hate freshmen, it's a known fact.
9. He's one of the hottest guys in our whole damn school. TONS of girls are after him. Though I want to think that I am his only secret admirer, my competition ranges from sophomores, juniors, seniors, and hell, even girls in college! I think I've even seen a 40 year old woman flirt with him…
8. He's hot. I'm not. I'm considered a dork. Sure, I get good grades, the teachers like me, but my people skills are limited and so are my looks.
7. He's popular, I'm not. He doesn't try to be popular, which is one of the reasons why I like him so much, but he still is. He's constantly surrounded by brainless jocks and superficial cheerleaders, and even though he never really seems to smile (or show any sign of facial expression), he doesn't really push them away either. Like I said in the above reason, I'm a dork, period. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out…
6. I have only two classes with him, math and study hall, which limits the amount of interaction between us. Also, Mr. Shishio (may he burn in hell), our math teacher, seats us alphabetically, and since Makimachi goes before Shinomori, I can't even have the pleasure of staring at him…
5. He displays almost NO emotion!!!!! I swear, would it kill the guy to crack a smile every now and then. I don't mind most of the time, I mean, the guy would be hot even wearing a tutu and stilettos. But the only girls he goes out with are the ones that come on to HIM. He's never asked a girl out, they always ask HIM out. And god knows, I CANNOT do that.
4. He doesn't go to the movies, parties, the mall, fast food joints, or any place that you bring a date to. He basically goes to school, gets out of school, goes home, and stays home. It makes it so much harder to stalk him…
3. He's got his own fan club made up of seniors, sophomores and juniors. One major rule, NO FRESHMEN ALLOWED! That means another year of waiting and wishing. If I even flirted casually with him, they'd jump me after school and beat the shit out of me.
2. HE DOESN'T KNOW MY FRICKN' NAME!!!!! He's never talked to me, bumped into me, waved to me. Hell, he's never even looked at me. I'm like invisible!!!!
And the number one reason why Aoshi will NEVER EVER ask me out is…
1. He already has a girlfriend.
How was that for a first chapter? I admit, I got the list idea from American Girl by Meg Cabot, but that's all! Anyways, I'm not quite sure how this'll turn out, but hopefully winter break will be enough for me to update…
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