Disclaimer: SlyFeather does not own the character except for Sly and Feather. A.N: The first chapter is done by Sly herself. So don't wish to kill her for crappy writing please!

Chapter One

Sly's Plan

{Her heart flew as her love declared his undying love for her, she threw her arms around him and} 17 year old James Potter tossed down the paper he was reading.
"That's the most lame, mushy thing I've ever read Sly!" he said looking a fellow Gryffindor and Marauder, the girl called Sly. She pouted at Prongs.
"You can be so cruel at times Prongsy!" Sly said.
"Will you stop calling me Prongsy...it makes it seem like we're a 'thing'" he replied looking over at his best friend Sirius Black, who was grinning widely.

"Really Prongs you and a few twisted others would think me calling you Prongsy meant we're a 'thing', everyone else knows it just a brother/sister type thing. Right Moony?" Sly said, looking over at her crush of four years, Remus Lupin (although she'd never admit it).
Remus looked up from his book "Well..." he started "she's right James, everyone knows your relationship is very brother/sisterly and nothing more." he finished with a don't-argue-with-me tone, a tone Sly loved cause it was always followed by a smile that made her melt or at least make her wish she could.

"Hey Sly, you're drooling." Said Sirius snapping Sly out of her daze (which she cursed him for).
"I wasn't drooling!" she snapped as a slight blush found it's way to her cheeks. Sirius was the only one who really knew how Sly felt about Remus. Oh, how she'd wanted to kill Padfoot when she found out he'd read her diary, but afterwards she was kind of happy, because now she had someone to spill her feelings for Moony to. Ok, sure, she had her best friend Feather, another 17 year old girl, to spill her feelings to but it wasn't the same...Feather just didn't understand, then again anyone dating Snivellus wouldn't understand.... She loved her friend dearly but Feather was just crazy for dating Snape!

"Do you remember when Feather told us she was dating Snivellus?" Sly asked, as she picked up Remus' iced tea instead of her cream soda by mistake.
"Yeah, Wormtail almost wet himself!" James said, holding back a laugh from the face Sly made after taking a drink of the tea.
"Yeah." Sirius started "All those times Peter tried to wow her went down the drain when she told us, he looked about ready to cry." he finished, as Peter stuffed his face into a bag of chips. It was know throughout the whole school that Peter had a thing for Feather, even though she didn't even look at him twice when it came to liking him as more then a friend. But any chance Peter might have had was smashed when he set off a dung bomb under Snape's chair, for some reason Feather didn't think it was funny...it was hilarious! Sly had never heard Feather scream at them for so long, had it seemed to go on for hours.

"He was kinda heart broken, wasn't he?" Remus snorted as he looked up at Peter.
"Leave me alone!" Peter squeaked from his seat, sounding hurt.
"Awww, we're sorry Wormtail, we didn't mean to upset you again..." Sly said half amused.
"You really need to get over it Wormtail! Just give up, you have no chance!" James said laughing.
"You mean like you have no chance with Lily?" Sly asked with a smirk.
"That's different then Peter's problem!" Prongs argued as both he and Sly glared at each other.
"You two really do act like brother and sister." Remus said as he set down the book he was reading (Romeo and Juliet O.o).
"Nah I'd say they bicker like an old married couple" Sirius added "we are not!" both James and Sly yelled at Sirius.

"Seeing as how Feather is on a date with Snape, let's plan our next prank on him!" Sly suggested, plopping down between James and Sirius
"I've got nothing..."James and Sirius said in union.
"Well never fear!" Sly began. "I have the perfect plan!" she said with a semi-evil laugh.
"Well tell us." said Remus.
"Ok! Imagine Snape with bright pink hair and purple robes!" Sly said with evil tone in her voice.
"Brilliant Sly! I'd love to see the look on both Snivellus and Feather's faces!" James laughed as he imagined what Snape would look like.
"Feather is gonna kill us." Sirius snorted with glee.