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Announcer: hello internet and welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Random Talking and Daring.

(Opening song playing)

Announcer: and now your host the guy that spy Phineas and Ferb in their home and took footage of everything hey do even sleeping, Djack.

(Djack running in to the stage)

Djack: hello internet my name is Djack or you could call me DJ.

Announcer: yeah right.

DJ: whatever AD

AD: what?

DJ: it stands for announcer dude. Anyway in this first episode I'm going to show you the rule.

No sexual dares

No anti-Phinbella

And no gay pairing

DJ: And that's the rule. And now let's meet all the Phineas and Ferb cast. YO EVERYONE GET IN HERE.

(Everyone from backstage go onstage)

DJ: hey, why the stage crews come here to?

Stage crew: well you said everyone so we all come here.

DJ: (slaps his face) just go back to backstage.

(The stage crew goes back to backstage)

DJ: ok now that the stage crew is gone, I'll introduce the cast. There are Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Stacey, Jeremy, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, Perry the Platypus and the others.

Dr.D: wait a minute why do you introduce those kids and Perry the platypus but you didn't introduce us?

DJ: hey I'm the host right so shut up or I'll shoot you with my AK-47.

Dr.D: where do you even get that?

DJ: just shut up OK.

Dr.D: (growl)

DJ: Anyway in this show, you must send me some question and dares so I can interview the cast and you can ask for special guest to appear in this show.

Phineas: wait can ask you a question?

DJ: I'm sorry Phineas but our time is up.

Phineas: what? But I didn't hear any bells.

DJ: well I had my own system. Well see you next time folks and don't forget to send your questions and dares. Bye.

All: bye.