A/N: This is something my sister came up with at 2:00 AM, so don't blame me. We wrote this completely off of cheesecake, Vess, and adrenaline.
Neji walked across Iruka's office. As he passed the computer, he saw a pixilated game lighting up the screen. The title "Dino Run" greeted him. A pale lilac dinosaur was sitting on the gentle slope in the foreground. The dinosaur was waving to him, and the tagline 'Escape Extinction!' was very appealing, so Neji sat down in the chair and clicked 'play.' He voted to skip the whole 'instructions' thing, and he figured he'd catch on.
When the game landscape opened, Neji opened Byakugan and stared at the inner workings of the computer monitor. He became intensely confused, and began to wonder if wires and control panels had to do with a dino escaping extinction. When he realized that mechanical boxes and wires had nothing to do with the game at hand, he closed Byakugan. What greeted his recovering eyes was a black screen with the words 'Extinct. Your dinosaur is extinct,' he cursed vehemently and hit esc.
After another failure, this time not using the Byakugan, he realized that you must use the arrow key to control the character. And that instructions were a good idea.
He had begun to play an easy challenge. The pixilated dinosaur, which, by the way, was dubbed by Iruka 'Gorgonops,' was dropped at the foot of a large hill. Gorgonops ran/jumped up the hill, and ran into a tunnel. Then, he jumped over a stegosaurus, and thus was carried off by a pterodactyl and promptly was dropped in a hole. Ironically, that was when a meteorite dropped on him and crushed him. Neji got out of the hole, but without thinking, he ran directly into the impending doom cloud. Once again, he was faced with the 'Extinct. You are extinct.' that just made Neji want to bash his face against the computer screen.
"Failing dorky computer games, are we? How youthful, Neji!" Gai said as he popped in randomly.