Okay so I was really bored (I have 3 weeks off for Christmas Vacation) and I thought to myself, Why don't I write a KND one-shot? Well, my muse wasn't really with me so I couldn't think of a good topic, but then it hit me: a 4/5 story would be interesting to read since (in my opinion) is a pairing that will never happen. So enjoy the story. (...and please, review!!)

Disclaimer: KND? Not mine!

A 4/5 Story

It was quiet in the treehouse. Nigel had gone on a date with Lizzie, Kuki was spending the day with her sister, Mushi, and Hoagie was at the hobby shop getting supplies for his plane. The only people left were Wally and Abby.

Abby was reading Preteen Magazine while Wally was making up crud for his history assignment. Abby looked up and saw Wally struggling. She walked over to him.

"So, Numbuh 4, do ya need help on yo history paper?" she asked.

"Uh, yeah," Wally handed her the paper, "Tell me what you think so far."

The History of Cheese

By Wallabee Beatles

A long time ago, a man naimed Abraham Lincon went up too the moon. He fowned out that the moon waz maid of cheese. So he told his frend, Noah Webster, to com up to the moon an eet the cheese.

"Can you help me make up something to put next?" Wally asked hopefully.

Abby didn't know what to say. She just laughed. Wally walked away grumbling and Abby could've sworn he said, "I'll just ask Numbuh 3 when she gets back."

This shut Abby up: the very mention of Kuki. Abby grabbed her magazine and a soda, and went up to her room. Abby couldn't believe how jealous she was of Kuki. It's not Kuki's fault that Abby-

"No, it's not true," Abby said to herself, "You don't- aww who am I kiddin'? I love Wallabee Beatles."

Despite the fact that everyone thought Abby was obvious about her affections towards Nigel, Abby knew she really liked Wally.

"But he likes Numbuh 3," Abby sighed, "He wouldn't look at me anymore than a friend."

"No he doesn't. He really does like you more than a friend," Abby's conscience said.

"What are you talkin' about?"

"He likes you too. Maybe not as much as Numbuh 3, but he does care about you."

"I guess so."

"And maybe he'd care even more if you tell him the truth."

Abby stood up. "You're right," she told her conscience, "I think I will tell him now, since no one else is around."

She walked into Wally's room, "Uh, Numbuh 4? There's suttin' I wanna tell ya."

Wally sat up with a shock. "Oh, uh, Numbuh 5 hey!"

Abby noticed him trying to hide a notebook. "What's that?"

"Uh, nothing, nothing."

"Give it here," Abby stole the book. It said:

April 5th

I am so smart. I just lade another hint that I like Numbuh 3, Abby's face fell. Wally really did like Kuki. and Numbuh 5 beleaved me! But maiby I shoudn't have beecuz she wood nevuh beleav that I reely like-

"Numbuh 4! Oh, my gosh!" Abby gasped, "I never knew."

Wally blushed. "And I never wanted you to know. That's why I pretended that I liked Kuki. Well I do like her but I like you more," he put his head down, "But you'd never like a stupid, cruddy kid like me would you?"

"Numbuh 4," Abby sat next to Wally, "I have something to tell you, too. I-"

Abby couldn't finish because Wally's lips had touched hers. The two seconds lasted a lifetime. Abby never felt better.

"Whoa! I never would've guessed."

"Go Numbuh 4!"

"I can't believe they're doing that. It's sooo gross. I mean they're only, like, ten years old!"

Abby and Wally let go of each other. They saw Hoagie, Nigel, and Kuki staring at them. Nigel seemed shocked, Hoagie smirked, and Kuki couldn't believe her eyes. Wally and Abby blushed.

"Heh, heh," Wally chuckled, "I guess the secret's out."

So what do y'all think? Like I said, this pairing probably would never happens. So for a laugh. I wrote it. Review please.