Me: OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOWOW! Stop it!
Buttercup: What the fuck are you thinking ending the story like that?
Bubbles: WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Brick,Blossom,&Boomer: Neither do we!
Butch: I got this bastard.
Me: O_O Shit! They won't listen!*starts running*
Ruffs&Puffs: Get back here!
Narrator: He got this idea while playing Dante's Inferno on his PS3. ^_^ He owns only the way the story is made.
Me: They should have enough sense to know that.
Narrator: They're coming back.
Me: SHIT!
Boomer slowly started slipping back into reality. He struggled to open his eyes, and once he did, he wished he hadn't. He had slammed face first into the ground with a loud thud. He stumbled to his feet to see his brothers and friends standing up.
"That hurts like a mo-fo," Butch said holding his head. They looked around into the barren area around them.
"B-Boomy, where are we?"
"I don't know…" They looked around. The skies and the ground were red. There was a depressing mood in the air. The trees were barren and seem like they had faces. There were strange poles sticking out of the ground. Everyone studied the area when a familiar voice rang out.
"HAHAHAHAHAhahahahah" The voice started out loud then seemed to fade away.
"HAHAHAHAHAhahahahah" Everyone prepared their selves. Then Bang fell out of a leafless tree, hanging on with nothing but his tail.
"What did you do you little monkey!" Bang started scratching his head and making monkey noises. Buttercup got mad.
"Swing Sonic!" Bang smiled.
"Monkey see, Monkey do," He put his hands together and swung them just like Buttercup swung her hammer. He hit the Swing Sonic and flew back at her, knocking her off her feet.
"This Monkey just made a fool of you!" Bang fell into uncontrollable laughter.
"You seemed to got over Blurry quickly," Brick asked. Bang smiled his smile.
"You seem not to know where you are," Everyone stared into his psychotic eyes. There was something…different. He still had his sinister look in them, but they looked as if he lost his mind. He again fell into uncontrollable laughter. So much he fell out of the tree. He hit the ground still laughing.
"What did you do?" Boomer asked.
"Where are we?"
"There's no way in Hell I'll tell you that!" Bang felled out laughing and kicking even harder.
"Tell us you little brat!" Butch yelled.
"I'd be dammed," He laughed and kicked somehow even harder.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M ON A ROLL TODAY!" Everyone looked at each other. Brick crossed his arms.
"Yep. He's gone crazy," Bang finally got up from laughing breathing heavy.
"Hey guys, why don't you go sign in? You're all gonna miss your ride," He smiled wider and once again burst into laughter.
"What do you mean, 'sign in'?" Bang pointed down the hill they were on.
"Why don't you see for yourselves?" He then flew off still laughing. They looked at each other worryingly, until Bang came back.
"Oh, and one more thing, you can't fly here unless you got a pair of wings!" He then laughed some more.
"You're lying!" Buttercup yelled.
"Then why don't you try it out?" Buttercup nodded. She jumped up and fell right back down on her butt. Everyone else tried but they all ended the same way. Bang held his gut, pointed, and laughed.
"He is really getting on my nerves!"
"Mine too Butch!"
"Why don't you go sign in already?" Bang laughed once more and flew off. Everyone shrugged and walked down the hill.
At the Bottom of the Hill…
The group finally made it to the bottom to be greeted by three very long lines of people. They tried asking for help but no one answered.
"Excuse me sir, I…Miss can you,…"
"HEY! ANSWER US!" This went on until Bubbles screamed. Boomer quickly rushed to her side.
"Bubbles what's wrong?"
"And you better not say another stain," Buttercup said crossing her arms. Bubbles' eyes started to water as she pointed to the sign that lingered over them. Everyone read it aloud.
"WELCOME TO HELL?" They could once again hear Bang's psychotic laughter.
Buttercup snarled as Bang returned into sight.
"What the hell did you do to us?"
"You must not have paid attention to me in the last story Butter-for-Brains. I said: I'LL DRAG YOU TO HELL! So I did," He burst into laughter and flew off. The group stood there awestruck.
"No. No no I can't be in Hell! I've been a good girl!" Bubbles buried her head in her hands and started crying. Boomer comforted her, even though he was ready to cry too. Everyone started complaining and wondering 'how could this happen?' Then, a familiar voice rang out.
"Girls? Boys? Can you here me?"
"Him?"
"That's right!"
"Where are you?"
"The fifth circle of Hell. Listen, you don't deserve to be here!"
"Well we know that," Buttercup said coldly.
"You can still make it out! All you gotta do is make it through the nine circles of Hell and you can go home!"
"H-How do we do that?" Bubbles asked, still crying.
"Do you see some paths ahead?" Everyone looked.
"Yeah,"
"Take the one that no ones traveling,"
"okay,"
"But I warn you, the road no one travels is very dangerous,"
"What about the road everyone travels?"
"That one is not,"
"Then wouldn't it be better to take that road?" Brick asked looking annoyed.
"It is if you want to stay in Hell,"
"…Nice argument,"
"But you better hurry. If you don't get out soon, the powers of darkness will get stronger,"
"What? How?"
"The explosion that Bang created is slowly expanding, consuming more and more energy and turning it negative,"
"Well we better hurry," Blossom said.
"Let's go!"
10 minutes on the path later…
"Well this sucks,"
"Stop complaining. I think I see a platform up ahead," They rushed to it and a giant with a blindfold and half his body hanging off the platform stood there. They watched as he grabbed a bystander and sniffed him.
"I smell…anger, gluttony, and greed," He then slammed him on a spiked wheel and pulled a lever. He could be heard screaming as he fell deeper in Hell. The girls were scared but the boys encouraged them to continue. They walked into the circle of the platform and the giant twitched.
"Who dares enter my domain uninvited?"
"I-It's us, the Powerpuff Girls," Blossom stated in her sweet voice. He took in a deep breath.
"I smell three more with you," Brick stepped forward.
"We are the Rowdyruff Boys," The giant smiled a weak smile. His skin seemed blue and his eyes looked as if someone sewed a blindfold over them. His fingers had long black nails, and his teeth were sharp.
"Excuse me sir, are you blind?" Bubbles asked.
"Bubbles! Don't ask questions!"
"Yes. Yes I am,"
"Then how did you know we were here?" Butch asked.
"I could hear you walk into my circle,"
"I see. …You know, I'm just gonna ask you, can we pass?" The giant reared back and chuckled.
"Straight to the point aren't we?"
"Just tell us if we can pass or not!" The giant snarled.
"If you can pass my test,"
"Okay. What test?" The giant slowly leaned into the group.
"My name is King Minos. I shall read your sins. If you are clean, you shall pass,"
"And if we have sin?" Brick asked walking up. King Minos simply pointed to the bloodied wheel.
"I see,"
"Hey Bubbles,"
"Hm. Yes Buttercup?"
"I think this thing is rigged. I mean, I heard everyone has sin. We're all born with it,"
"You're right," Bubbles suddenly got worried. King Minos took a deep breathe of the group.
"I smell…thievery. Anger…Lust?" Everyone looked at Bubbles.
"What?"
"I'm sorry but you failed the test. Please position yourselves on the wheel so I can do my job,"
"Hey! Sniff again! You must've smelled us with the wrong nostril," Butch yelled. King Minos roared.
"How dare you say MY sentencing is wrong?" He raised his hand and slammed it and tried to slam it on the group's head. They dodged and scattered. He opened his mouth and a needle like tongue shot forward. Buttercup dodged by back flipping away from all the incoming attacks.
"I'll swat you like the bugs you are!" He swung his arms attempting to wipe them off the platform. They all easily jumped over his arm.
"Take this! Swing Sonic!" The blast knocked The giant's head backwards and he started laughing.
"What weak powers. I am a Demon of Hell. Your puny skills won't even faze me! Now, excuse me as I blow you all away!" The giant breathed in deeply. Everyone prepared for him to breathe fire or something. He then let out an ear shattering yell.
"What the Hell is he doing?"
"I don't know," Blossom looked as his screaming slowly pushed her and her friends back.
"He's trying to blow us off of the platform!" Everyone noticed they were almost a foot away from the edge. Bubbles struggled to keep her balance, but she slipped off.
"Bubbles!" Boomer jumped backwards and grabbed Bubbles' hand.
"Don't worry. I got you," Bubbles smiled at her hero.
"Boomer look out!" Boomer turned around to see Buttercup flying towards them.
"I got her!" Boomer grabbed Buttercup as she pasted, but her force caused him to slip a little further backwards. His foot was now 2 inches from the edge. He pulled and pulled trying to get his footing back. Just then King Minos screamed even louder. It blew Boomer off the platform, along with Bubbles and Buttercup.
"Boomer!"
"I got him!" Brick jumped back and grabbed Boomer and stuck his hand into the platform to keep from slipping.
"Ow ow that hurts! That hurts!"
"Jeez Boomer! You rather I grab you by your eyelids? Your hair was all in my grasp!" Then King Minos took a breath of air. Everyone gathered around Brick as he pulled Bubbles, Buttercup and Boomer up.
"Ow Brick that hurts like hell!"
"Look I'm sorry okay! I said I couldn't grab anything else!" Butch walked up.
"Are you guys okay?"
"Yeah, we're fine," Everyone said nodding.
"Good then I'll end this guy now,"
"Butch how are you gonna do that?"
"Give me your hammer and find out," Buttercup was hesitant but she did.
"All right everyone stand back," They did. Butch walked up to the middle of the platform.
"Hey King Ugly! I still think your judgment was wrong!"
"How dare you!" He raised his arm up and attempted to squash Butch. He sidestepped his giant hand and jumped on it, running up his arm. He tried to swat him again, Butch once again dodged. This time he jumped up and slammed the hammer full force into king Minos' face. His head flew back and he held onto the side walls to keep from falling. Butch fell to the ground and slammed a energy filled hammer into King Minos' poked out stomach. His head feel to the ground.
"Hey King Ugly what happened? Can't touch me?" Butch said patting his butt in King Minos' face. He smelled this and tried to stab him with his tongue. Butch gracefully dodged and slammed the hammer on his tongue. King Minos screeched in pain as Butch grabbed his tongue and he lay there seeming lifeless.
"Ew gross! He's holding his tongue!" Bubbles squealed. Butch dragged the tongue to the wheel as stuck it deep on the nearest needle.
"Whoa. Didn't think Butch would do something like that," Brick said watching Butch's plan unfold.
"Are you serious? I saw this a mile away!" Boomer said crossing his arms. King Minos prepared to grab Butch but he pulled the wheel's handle. The wheel spun and his tongue was pulled on it.
"No! No Please!" Even though his tongue was caught he still spoke perfectly. Butch ignored his begs and yanked the handle, ripping out his half his skull with his tongue, and letting him slide off the platform…
Everyone now gathered in the middle of the platform.
"Didn't think of you as a cold blooded murder," Buttercup said smiling.
"I did," Butch hit Boomer behind the head.
"What was that for!"
"You saying I'm a murder?"
"I am not! I SAID you were a murder!" They were just about to jump on each other when Brick and Blossom stepped between them.
"Hey guys no fighting. Look over there," Everyone looked as a bridge slowly formed where King Minos once stood.
"We have to go and get out of this pit-o-fire. You can tear each other a part later," Brick got up and walked off. Everyone looked at each other and followed.
Meanwhile, over the cliffs watching them…
Bang was sitting down watching them running along the broken path to their next challenge. His smile now took up half of his face.
"So they got past ring 1?" His smile grew wider.
"They won't be able to resist the Second Ring," He once again fell into wicked uncontrollable laughter, that echoed in our heroes' ears as they ran across the bridge…
Me: No fair! You guys can fly!
Ruffs&Puffs: So?
Me: Oie. Narrator do this for me please…
Narrator: okey dokey! Please R&R and tell him what you think so far. He doesn't think this is a good story and is think on ending it early.