Mario League Gaming:
Episode 1a

True story: I just found some big piece of paper with Mario x Call Of Duty on it and that's where this came from.

Mario was a master noscoper green shelling along with Wario and Luigi was a half loser. ''Get straight, bro! Do you even lift all my coins?'' Wario asked and he was throwing shells at different people and then from nowhere, Mario did some skating and he threw some green shells, at Donkey Kong. ''Yes, I can lift ALL of your coins and then some more.'' Mario boasted, and then he came in WITH LUIGI who had some speed. ''1-on-1 me, m8 or get wrecked.'' Wario said and then he did some shelling to Mario's side and then Luigi left at some good speed

Mario and Wario were versusing each other like true m8's and there was a blue shell from coming from nowhere. ''WHO WAS THAT?'' Wario asked and he was angry because someone was hardscoping and he ran outside from the ASDA. ''Yo, it was me, who is the FLYER!'' Lakitu said and he was a asian for some reason, unlike the ''white'' Lakitu. ''STFU, bro.'' Wario replied and then Lakitu did the come at bro pose and Wario ran at him to do an attack, which had some scoper. ''I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SCOPE LIKE THAT, BRO!'' Lakitu shouted and he did some yellow shell attack, which is FUCKING FAST!

Lakitu shouted ''I'm also a noscoper pro, dumbass.'' and he punched Wario to the ground like an idiot. ''Lakitu, you are a retard, because this is the wrong noscope.'' Ludwig said, dramatically and he got a fire flower and he threw it in the air to hit Lakitu and then he turned into a shell. ''I WILL GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' Lakitu shouted angrily.

Wario and Mario are going to try to rekt each other in a 1v1 match and Waluigi and Bowser might appear like the shithead they are(they got noscopeage, though)

Episode 1b will be way better than this shit