All Have Their Quirks

by animeandraia

little poem saying what the characters are and that we still love them (1 cuss, mention of queers and beer)

This is a poem I wrote for one of my friend's birthday. So this is for Cosmic-Kath whos b-day is July 3rd.

All Have their Quirks

Yuugi is a midget
Bakura is a thief
Seto is an asshole
Anzu causes grief

Jounouchi is an idiot
Honda has scary hair
Ryuji is a girl
Rishid used too much Nair

Ryou is not British
Mai may be a slut
Malik may be pretty
But doesn't have Yami's butt

They all have their quirks
And some may be queer
Though we still love them
Unless they've drunk beer

--Fin--

Right, so now I suppose I'll explain it. I had to make one minor change. In the original asshole had the two "s"s replaced by asterisks but since ff.n is a bugger, those don't' show up. The Nair comment came from an incident in which a friend of a friend of mine used Nair on her eyebrows. And then I got thinking of how Rishid just has that long ponytail, and before I knew it, it was written on the page.

The Yami's butt comment is honouring the Tala's (Yuriy's) butt incident. I was watching Beyblade with my sisters and then my sister misheard me say "Tyson! Watch your butt!" and combined it with which Kenny had just said "Tala's brainwaves are all messed up" and asked "What? Tala's butt's messed up?"

And finally, the beer was a result of me thinking of the ever patriotic Bob and Doug McKenzie. ::bows before them::

And I don't prefer Yami's butt over Malik's that was just said for comedic content. Frankly I like Mai's butt. ::winks:: So don't snark at me for that comment, please.

Any and all comments are appreciated. Flames will be used at the lake on the weekend to roast marshmallows.