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A Fairly Odd Parents Fanfic inspired by Trap Tarell's Timmy Turner

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The cold streets of Dimmesdale were a harsh place to live, but Timmy knew them like the back of his hand. As he walked out of the Crocker Gun Emporium near his home, he smirked. "Finally got two of them! I'm gonna own these streets!

Timmy was finally convinced he was free. Free from control of his parents, and his demon of a babysitter/torturer. He knew his parents never really loved him anyway. There were only two people who he could honestly say that loved him. And they were always with him.

"Timmy. Nice toys you got there. Now that you have them, you know what we have to do now, don't you?" Cosmo's voice of glee sang out bouncing off his head.

"Yeah Cosmo! Let's do this." As he walked down the sidewalk he noticed a house, just ripe for the picking. He ran up on the door and kicked it in, grabbing a little girl and pointing a gun at the rest of the family inside.

A hard-female voice entered this conversation. "Timmy, what are you doing? Just get the money, kill the owner and get out. Leave the kids out of this." This was Wanda, Timmy's voice of reason.

Small backstory. Timmy one day discovered that he could talk to his brain. No, not like how some people talk to themselves. I mean he could actually hold a conversation with his brain. And his brain talked back to him. It seemed, as he later discovered, that his brain had two different voices, and they were even different genders, one male, one female, who he affectionately named Cosmo and Wanda, respectfully.

Timmy hesitated for one second as Wanda continued, "At least let her say goodbye to her dad before you kill him!" Timmy decided then.

BANG!

The gun went off, sending a bullet to the father's throat as he dropped the kid on the ground before grabbing the most amount of cash he could find. During this, Cosmo and Wanda were arguing.

"What the fuck are you here for Wanda? You want to send Timmy to jail for 20 years?!" Cosmo shouted at her.

"Well I'm sorry I didn't try to prevent Timmy from becoming even more of a murderer than he already is, unlike SOME people I know!"

Cosmo was then silent for the better part of five minutes before he saw Timmy put the gun to the throat of the little girl and started shouting, "Blow the trigger damnit! Blow her head off!"

Wanda immediately sprang into action. "No! No, Timmy, don't do it! What if it was your sister? Would you want someone to do this to her?!"

Timmy once again paused. "Should I?" He decided one more time and walked out the door and down to the sidewalk.

Which was why it was a surprise to both Cosmo and Wanda that he walked right back into the home and shot a bullet through the girl's throat, before leaving and never returning.

Which was a shame, because if he hadn't, he would've known that there was another person in the house, with a fudge swirl for a haircut (clearly on the barber's mistake as he worked in a candy shop in weekends), huddled in the kitchen cabinet waiting to know if it was safe to exit.

A/N: That felt good! Needed something to get me back in the writing mood. This is it. Hope you enjoyed. Read and Review!