Title: Metabolism
Author:
Bent137
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own
nada.
Spoilers: Season Two General Spoilers.
The Gilmore Girls must have high
metabolisms,
they seem to use food as a defense
mechanism.
Wallowing with some Chunky Monkey,
having dinner
with men that are young and hunky!
Burgers and fries galore at
Luke's,
at least until Lorelai calls him Duke.
But forbid you
call him Lukey,
then it's time for food by Sookie!
Al's Pancake World with Chinese
and Thai,
or a care package from Luke's that brings Jess
by.
Gorging themselves at the Bracebridge Dinner,
yet still it
seems they're growing thinner!
Elegant dinners at Casa de Gilmore
in Hartford,
though Lorelai thinks they are absurd.
Pizza and
movies at the Crap Shack,
all this junk is going to give them a
heart attack!
A Santa Burger made Lorelai
smile,
while coffee cake and balloons made Rory's birthday
worthwhile.
But best of all, when they are famished,
there's
always Luke's coffee and Danish!