Disclaimer: I OBVIOUSLY don't own Victorious, or it would still be running and it would have much, much more Jori.

Is she pretty?

No. She's gorgeous. Beautiful. Ravishing.

So ravishing, in fact, that I could barely keep my cool around her. So when Sikowitz, or Psyco-witz. as I like to think of him, made me go on a date with her, I just about died.

Is she pretty?

A very, very stupid question indeed. The girl with the rusty scissors was the most stunning girl I had ever met.

Jade West.

Jade. A very pretty stone, far more precious than face value.

Just like Jade.

Is she pretty?

"You are pretty," I told her affectionately, even though she wasn't. She wasn't pretty at all. No. She was Jade.