Swann's Note: My friend dared me to write this. So, here it is. Sung to We Are The Champions, obviously…my version of 'We Are The Champions', POTC style :P aka: Another, "Couldn't resist, mate."

Disclaimer: Walt Disney…would be in hysterics if he saw this. Thus, I am not, nor do have any relation to, POTC. Well, if I did…maniacal laughter

I've paid my debts (Well, most of them…)

Rum after rum

She burned it all

And I committed no crime! (Really! I didn't even steal her earrings!)

And bad mistakes…

Yeah, I made a few…erm…a lot.

I've had my share of being eaten alive

Don't wanna relive that.

But…

I Am Captain Jack Sparrow, My Mates!

And I keep on fighting

Till the end (Which was very slimy)

I am Captain Jack Sparrow

Don't forget the Captain part!

No time for landlubbers cuz I am Jack Sparrow!-KING OF THE WORLD!

I've taken my falls

And my runs too (being toasted alive…uck)

I brought myself infamous famous-ness and a few slaps, too

I thank Giselle for that (And probably Elizabeth any day now…)

But it's been no bottle of rum

No pleasure ride

I consider it a challenge, escaping the beastie

But, of course, I didn't loose…

I am Captain Jack Sparrow, my mates!

And I keep on FIGHTING

Till the end (Ew…beastie guts…)

I am Captain JACK SPARROW

Yeah, I AM CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

No time for landlubbers cuz I am Jack Sparrow-KING OF THE WORLD!

Swann: Heehee.Points to sugar Blame that.