Dance Of The Many Sex-Butts
A Minato X Junpei Fanfiction
(Also Orpheus X Hermes)
"Oh hey there good lookin'," Junpei stammered out as if he was fucking drunk as hell. "You come here often?"
"You what mate?" Minato replies, thoroughly confused.
"Shhh, don't be shy. I know that you want me." Junpei continued to make 'shhh' noises as he put an arm around Minato's shoulders and stroke his cheek.
"What the fuckle?" Shinjiro asks of Akihiko.
"He is of the charmed though." Fuuka piped in. "They is has sexy time now."
Junpei was having sloppy makeouts with Minato at this point. Super sexy, I know. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Hermes had began rubbing the booty of that sexy Orpheus. Oh yesssss. Dat asssss. …Oh, wait, what? Sorry.
Flailing their arms like complete fucking morons, they striped and began the dance of many sex-butts. Don't fucking ask how, but Orpheus and Hermes were also getting it on. Yeah. That's right, FUCK ANATOMY AND SHIT.
Shinjiro and Akihiko cried blood at the show of horror before them, and Fuuka fucking died.
And that is why Ryoji always wakes up fucking crying like a cunt and begging Minato to let him sleep with him. The end~. 3
SZT