Hello! Thank u for taking the time to read this story. It is my mission in life to make random strangers laugh at least once, so if this story does that, i will be forever happy. I am a very simple person at heart...
This story has been lurking in the back of one of my notebooks for a long time and this is it's first time seeing the light of day, so be nice.
Disclaimer: I don't own kh or survivor... wouldn't know what to do with them if i did.
-Cheesy Destiny Island music playing in the background-
Sora ran up to Riku and shouted, "Riku, let's spar!" The uber hot Riku turned around and blessed Sora with his azure gaze. His hair streamed in the wind and his teeth sparkled as he grinned. Okay, enough of that.
"Sure." he replied. Kairi brought over the wooden practice swords and handed one to each of the boys.
"Good luck you two." She said and began to get a safe distance away from the boys when all of a sudden, cheese exploded! (I kid, I kid.) When all of a sudden, everything went dark.
Sora and his friends woke up on the beach! Dum-dum-dummm!! But, they were on a different beach than the one they'd been on before! Dum-dum-dummm!! Riku looked around and exclaimed,
"Holy fudge nuggets!" Sora and Kairi looked up to see what had startled Riku and saw... the beach was full of other people, people they knew. Okay, time for a writer's convenience. Kairi stood up and exclaimed,
"Look! it's Larxene, Marluxia, Zexion, Vexen, Lexaeus, Axel, Zigbar, Demyx, Xemnas, Saix, Luxord, Sephiroth, Leon, Aerith, Xaldin, Yuffie, Cloud, Merlin, and Cid!" The red head sat down, out of breath.
There was a state of panic...I said, THERE WAS A STATE OF PANIC! Everyone started panicking and asking the typical question of "Where the hell are we?!" Suddenly, Ansem the wise emerged from the trees and spread his arms, as he addressed the gathered crowd.
"Welcome, my friends! Destiny has brought you here to compete for 1 million dollars! You guessed it, you're all on Survivor: Malahuevos Island!"
There was silence then Xigbar shouted, "This is stupid, man! I'm leaving!" he thrust his hand out and attempted to open a portal of darkens. Nothing happened. "Dude, what's goin' on?!"
"I'm sorry, but Destiny, along with some fancy darkness jamming machines, won't permit you to leave this island."
Xigbar scowled and said, "Fine. I'll just swim away!" Everyone watched as he dove into the water. He swam out a few feet then started to yell. Frantically, he swam back to shore and dislodged a piranha from his butt and threw it into the ocean.
"How the hell are there piranhas living in the ocean?! They're freakin freshwater fish!" Zigbar yelled while wringing the water from his cloak.
"Well, Destiny has turned them into mutated super piranhas." Ansem answered. Larxene stomped up to Ansem and grabbed hem by his collar and dragged him down to her level.
"How the hell am I supposed to survive without air conditioning?!"
"My dear, if it is in your Destiny, then you shall win this game along with the prize."
Larxene looked thoughtful as she released him, then said, "Alright. I'm in."
"What's with you and Destiny?" Yuffie asked.
Ansem pointed at Yuffie and commanded, "Thou shall not question Destiny! Now I will proceed to split you into teams." He pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and cleared his throat. "The first team consists of:
Lexaeus
Riku
Sora
Xemnas
Vexen
Leon, and
Sephiroth.
The second team is made up of:
Larxene
Kairi
Marluxia
Xigbar
Demyx
Xaldin
Saix
Cloud
Yuffie
Aerith, and
Cid."
He threw the paper aside and said, "Now, team 1 what do you want your name to be?" There was silence and Merlin suggested tentatively,
"How about Warriors of Justice?"
"Warriors of Justice it is," Ansem said. Everyone sent glares at the wizard.
"And team 2?"
Larxene stepped forward and said, "We are the Dominators!" She looked around daring anyone to challenge her decision.
"Dominators it is. Now Destiny will transport you to your campsite where you will need to build a tree house similar to the one in Swiss Family Robinson to survive." Ansem said. Sora jumped up and exclaimed,
"Can we befriend the native monkeys and swing through the jungle all day?"
Ansem raised an eyebrow and replied, "Sure kid."
They were all transported to their destinations.
Well that was just the prologue, but was it the most horrid story u have ever read?
Or did it amuse you?
Tell me what you think!