Hey, this is my first Fanfiction, so improvement suggestions are very much appreciated.

I dont own any of the characters

Enjoy.

Chapter 1- Good Morning.

"Good morning sir, It is currently 6:45am and the forecast is sunny with periods of clouds"

"Cut it out J" A muffled voice came from the tangled blankets.

"But sir if I may, is it not the 4th of September? Do you not have sch-"

"Jarvis say that word and I'll recalibrate your settings"

"But sir."

"Okay. Fine. I'm up, are you happy now?"

"Ecstatic, Sir" Came the sassy remark of the AI.

Tony Stark, Genius, Playboy, and son of the great Howard Stark. Normally one would be proud of the title, but not Tony. Since Howard is basically married to his work, Tony figures its just him and his mother Maria. If he's lucky Tony gets to see Howard maybe five minutes a day.

Getting to his feet Tony walked to the bathroom to get ready for the day. After all it is the first day of Grade 12.

"Okay J, you know what to do."

Stripping down Tony stepped into the shower as AC/DC started to blare throughout the speakers in his room. Letting the shower wash away his remaining fatigue, Tony applied his shampoo. Scrubbing his hair Tony started to hum along to "Dirty Deeds"

"Sir, your mother requests your presence downstairs" Came the monotone voice of Jarvis.

"On it J."

Stepping out of the shower Tony wrapped a towel around his waist and looked at his reflection in the mirror. When Tony was young he was sort of a geek. Small, weak, and incredibly smart. But when Tony turned 14, puberty hit. Goodbye to tiny stark and hello to 6'1, 185lbs of pure awesomeness and sex appeal. Ever since then he never looked back. He joined football, and every girl swooned after him and he could pass every class without even trying. Throwing his trademark smile to himself Tony stuck his toothbrush in his mouth and went to get dressed for the day.

Giving himself a once over in the mirror Tony thought he looked ready for the day. Dark jeans, the latest sneaks, and a long sleeved AC/DC shirt pushed back to his elbows.

"Sir it is currently 7:45am and showing from your mothers vitals she's extremely irritated."

Now for the real test. His mother.