Dundadun! A new one-shot Naruto fic! Maybe I'll actually get reviews for this one! I may not own Naruto, but I love writing about it (even if it does suck)! Yay me! Dundadun!
By the way, I like SakuSasu better, and never wish to see LeeSaku, but I was in a humorous mood and felt like writing this.
Lee off his rocker means that he has officially gone crazy.
Lee Is Off His Rocker"Sasuke, I love you so much! Please, at least give me one chance." Sakura pleaded with the completely uncaring Sasuke.
"No." He stated simply.
"A red glare came into Sakura's eyes as she glared at him. "I will get my chance!" She shrieked and launched herself at Sasuke, covering his lips with hers and knocking him to the ground.
"Ger off er ee! Ger off er ee!" He scrambled against the ground, panic actually showing in his normally emotionless eyes.
Sakura released this kiss with tears in her eyes. "You didn't like it?" She started to bawl and moved off of him to sit on the bench that they both had been sitting on together only moments before.
"Who is making my youthful lovebird Sakura cry?" A voice echoed down from above, and Rock lee landed in front of Sasuke. "Your youthful butt is mine, not youthful Sasuke!" Lee attacked him and began to beat his youthful butt senseless, anger obviously getting the best of him.
When Lee finally stopped for a breather, he noticed Naruto lumbering over to see what all the commotion was.
"What's wrong, Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"Sasuke…hiccup…turned me…hiccup…down!" She wailed.
"That slime ball? Of course he would." Naruto shrugged matter of factly, which only made Sakura cry even harder.
"Oops." Naruto glanced over at the motionless Sasuke. "Um, Lee, Sasuke isn't moving."
"I do not care! He has hurt my youthful Sakura! He will pay for what he had done!" Lee went into another frenzy, masterfully kicking and punching Sasuke's body even though it did not make a move to defend itself.
When Lee finally stopped, Sakura was almost done crying and had decided that she was better off without Sasuke and that if he ever died, she would be happy (Hint hint; once she got the chance, she was going to kill him for what he did to her).
Naruto had been watching Lee the whole time, and now that Lee was done beating the crap out of Sasuke, Naruto walked over to him and looked down at the mangled and almost unrecognizable body of Sasuke.
"Wow. That's pretty cool." Naruto bent down and poked Sasuke. "He's kind of cold… poke, poke… he's not breathing either… poke, poke… I think he's dead." Naruto straightened up at flashed Lee the biggest smile he had ever seen. "Way to go, Lee! Woohoo!" Lee grinned happily and did a youthful little dance.
"Wait. Did I just hear that Sasuke was dead?" Sakura spoke up, and there was suddenly unexpected joy written all over her face. "Is he really?"
Lee's youthful little dance stopped and he fidgeted nervously. "Yes…"
Sakura flung herself into Lee's arms and smothered him with kisses. His shocked face turned into one of complete and utter joy. He started to dance his youthful little dance again, only this time it went to the beat of Sakura's kisses.
"You're my hero, Lee!"
Naruto's mouth dropped open in shock.
Weeheehee! That was fun. I thought of that a few days ago and I've wanted to do a one shot for a while, so I typed this up. I don't know if anyone will like it, but I posted it anyway.
Please review, but don't flame!