I wanted to post a fic that I have been recently working on. It's a fic about how a few alterante reality versions of Clark and his girlfriend/wife get stuck for a week in the Smallville Universe. No it's not about Clark Luthor, all of the Clarks will be Clark Kent but slightly different from the one we know and love. The ships in this fic will be Clois, Chlark and Clark/Diana. I wanted to write a fic with Clark being paired with different females and I came up with a whacky plot for it.

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Lois Lane huffed as she removed burnt muffins from the oven. Seriously she had no idea why she was so bad at cooking, it was definitely not for a lack of trying, but for some mysterious reason she could never get the timing on the oven nevermind, Clark had stopped complaining a long time back, he was actually quite pleased to see her try so hard to cook, it amused him and made him happy at the same time.

After a bit of fussing over the muffins to make them at least presentable she returned to the dining room carrying the tray of muffins. She smiled at the scene in the dining room, a scene which played out pretty much the same way every Sunday afternoon. Clark, Chloe and Oliver were sitting on the table sipping tea, coffee and juice respectively and chatting about some random gossip about the league members. She heard Bruce being mentioned a few times followed by laughter from all three of them.

"So what did Mr Wayne do now" sheasked sitting next to Clark with a curious yet sarcastic expressionon her face, an expression which pretty much only she could do.

"It seems that a certain Cat lady wasable to slip out of Mr Wayne's grasp yet again" Chloe remarked witha wide grin. This led to another bout of laughter from the members of the Justice league.

Lois gave an exasperated huff before remarking, "Sometimes I think Bruce is even more clueless than you Clark"

"Hey I'm not clueless"

"Are too" Chloe snarked before grinning. Clark just put his head down and pouted causing Oliver to laugh heartily. He looked at Chloe and Lois before shaking his headand saying "Only you two would get away with calling Superman clueless."

"Of course we would afterall Lois has Clark pretty much whipped and he knows better than to argue with me" Chloe replied her grin getting even wider showing her teeth.

"Hey! I take offense to that" Clark replied a small scowl on his face.

"Whoppa!" Oliver said making awhipping gesture with his hands.

Just as Lois was about to save Clark from any further embarrasment, a crackling sound coming from the sofa startled all of them. Clark and Oliver immideately stood up and took on a defensive posture ready to fight against any possible threat. Suddenly a huge blue portal formed where the cracking sound was coming from and then there was a blinding flash causing all of them except Clark to shield their eyes, and then they heard a thud signalling something had just come out of the portal, or more like fallen.

"What the!" Clark said his voice sounding alarmed. Lois, Chloe and Oliver looked where he was looking and all of them had a dumbfounded expression on their face. Lois rubbed her eyes to check if she was seeing correctly before exclaiming "What the ****!"

In front of them were two very disoriented and naked individuals, however that wasnt the most shocking part, it was who those individuals looked like. A very naked Clark was on top of a equally naked Chloe. The Chloe that came out ofthe portal finally regained her bearings before looking at the peoplestaring at her and then at the position she and Clark were in and their current state of undress, she very eloquently uttered "OOPS!" before shoving Clark off of her and diving behind the sofa to hide her state of undress. The younger looking Clark that came out the portal followed his partner's cue and dove behind the same sofa.

Then they both peaked over the sofa and stared at the shell shocked audience. "Err could we please get some clothes" they both asked in an embarrased voice. This brought the others out of their shock and then all hell broke loose.