First Hetalia Story! First of all, characters may seem a bit OOC. Don't worry, it's all part of the story. Second of all, I wrote this with the help of my best friend, FlyingFox. She isn't on this site, but I give her partial credit. So, without further to do... Ticket to Insanity!

Germany's POV

I lounged on the couch, a bit tired but not willing to admit it after hours of training. I was planning to just sit back and relax. Unfortuantely, my friend had... other ideas.

"Hey Germany! Geeermany! I have a present for yoooou!" Italy called in his girly sing-song voice.

I looked up to see him holding out what seemed to be some sort of a dvd. I sighed and took the dvd. Realizing that it was some girly vampire romance movie, I immediately tossed it away." I am not going to watch that girly junk." I snapped, not really trying to be rude. At first, Italy seemed a bit down... then his face lit up and he rushed over to a spot beyond my vision. I turned to where he had gone and noticed that Japan had entered the room.

Hey Japan! Japaaan! I have a present for yoooou!" Italy repeated, smiling brightly.

I watched as Japan took the package, also a dvd. His face paled, then turned a shade of beet red.

"Italy! I am going to KILL YOU!" He yelled, tossing the dvd aside as I had previously.

Italy screamed and ran off in the opposite direction, with an angry Japan on his heels. I frowned and stood up. Hmm... I wonder what got Japan so pissed off. I wondered, going over to the fallen dvd. I picked it up and examined it. Pearl Harbor. It read, and I immediately understood. Then I heard panicked screams.

Japan's POV

I normally don't get mad. But, for some reason I was pissed. I chased Italy into Germany's bedroom, the former screaming like crazy. And yet... he had totally dissapeared. I found myself staring into a mirror. I noticed a shadow flicker across the mirror's surface, and a strange voice murmuring. Then, my vision turned black...

I opened my eyes. Italy was standing in front of me.

"Japan! Are you alive? Don't hate me!" He was pleading.

I groaned and sat up. For some reason, the only thing I wanted to do was tackle Italy to the ground, pin him down... I really didn't know why. I mean, normally I don't even like touching people. I shuddered.

"Japan? Are you alright?" Italy asked again, sitting down and wrapping one arm around me in a reassuring hug.

I grinned slightly. Here was my chance. I tackled Italy down, both pinning him and awkwardly hugging him.

"Japan? What... what are you doing?" Italy stuttered, terror slowly creeping into his voice.

I smiled and tightened my grip." You. Will. Be. MINE!" I hissed. Italy's eyes bulged.

"Wh-What? No! Please! GERMANY! HELP!"