Strange idea I need to use up in order to allow more room in my head, but the same for this goes with the other three, if you all don't see it as good, then inform me and I'll stop.
I do not own Naruto, but I may own the abilities I give him, I do not know... I just felt like trying it out.
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Naruto was an easily fascinated boy, he was also a very lonely boy, so lonely in fact, he had his own apartment that he lived in all alone, which is where he was now.
Naruto was eating a healthy meal, mainly cause he never went and got it, because none of the shop owners would sell to him. In order to fix this, the Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, always did grocery shopping for him as he brought the boy his allowance, explaining why Naruto was never seen on Monday, due to expecting the Hokage to drop by and deliver his stuff.
Naruto was waiting in his apartment, and he was covered in bandages, for last Friday was his fourth birthday, and he lost track of the days, which led to him trying to pull a prank off, only to end up being beaten by a mob, who found him because the Hyuuga pointed him out to them, and he was actually heading off to prank the Uchiha, though he was obviously stopped, but now his enemies were those damn eyes.
He had been seen by that damn all seeing eye because he was aiming at a different target, but now he was going to cause them suffering, not pain but he was gonna humiliate them.
Naruto had a healthy body, but he had durability, mainly cause he was always beaten, but he also possessed a natural beauty about him, with natural silky hair, that he liked to spike upwards, his naturally smooth skin, which always looked like he never took care of it, due to the orange eyesore he had.
Naruto had convinced Hiruzen to get it for him, as an early fourth birthday present. Naruto chose the color and design, he tried his hardest to make it an eyesore, but he couldn't make it too much of one, explaining the matching colors, but he also convinced Hiruzen to add seals to it, allowing Naruto to have a jacket that cast a genjutsu over him to make him look worse off then he was. Naruto had heard people talking about how their work was having little effect on his body. Naruto had not wanted the beatings to worsen or become more common.
Naruto was brought from his thoughts as the Hokage entered, using his key, and put the groceries on the counter. Hiruzen then turned and poured him some tea, which Naruto had always made for when he visited, and filled him a plate of the meal Naruto had cooked up, like Naruto has always done on Mondays.
Hiruzen always had dinner with Naruto when he brought the weeks groceries over, and Naruto made sure there was tea, but today, there was something Naruto had wanted to show Hiruzen, hoping to get some praise for it.
Hiruzen had noticed that Naruto looked a bit nervous, and so he smiled.
"Is something wrong Naruto-kun? Your normally so talkative during my visits. Are your wounds still bothering you?"
Naruto shook his head, he just asked his own question.
"Did you want any carrots?"
Hiruzen looked at the bowl of carrots, which were just out of his reach, on Naruto's side of the table.
"Sure."
Naruto looked at the bowl, as a clothe came up and wrapped around it, lifting it up, and carrying it over to Hiruzen, as the wise Hokage widened his eyes.
"Are you doing that Naruto?"
The blonde nodded.
"How?"
"I guess it just listens to my thoughts, it's like having another arm."
Hiruzen smiled.
"This would be considered a bloodline Naruto-kun."
Naruto smiled a bit at the old man's kind smile.
"What if people hate me for it though?"
Hiruzen sighed.
"Then we will keep it our little secret."
Naruto looked at the Hokage surprised. Hiruzen chuckled.
"I will stay silent about it till you feel comfortable about letting people know you have it, just remember to talk to me whenever you feel like talking, sometimes, having a secret up your sleeve can allow one to win when all odds are against them, and most of the time, that ace will let you win when your opponent is about to finish you."
Naruto smiled.
"Alright ji-ji."
==========8 years later=========
Naruto was waiting for Mizuki, he had kept to keeping his secret from everyone, and so he had decided to keep the eyesore jacket, which hid his bloodline features, being the natural silky hair, and the naturally smooth skin.
Naruto had found out, with the help of the Hokage, that his bloodline allowed him control over all fabrics that he was able to touch. So Naruto, as a just in case scenario, he held onto a couple rolls of fabric, just in case he needed to use his abilities, which he trained in with the Hokage himself.
Naruto also found out that his bloodline was normally found in women, explaining his natural beauty features, and so, any girl or woman would kill to have his bloodline, which scared him.
Iruka was the one to land near him, as he was beaten and bruised from practicing the shadow clone, which is where everything went to hell as Mizuki appeared and revealed why everyone was always hurting Naruto.
Naruto, instead of crying actually sighed in relief, which caught both chunin off guard. Mizuki being the one to ask.
"Why aren't you panicking demon brat?"
Naruto smiled.
"Because I thought everyone knew of my bloodline, and I was trying so hard to keep it hidden, and I figured that I was being hunted for reasons that my family had done, but since there is no known clan that possesses my bloodline, and no one hates me for having it, than my parents are obviously dead, or don't know I'm alive."
Iruka and Mizuki were now confused, Mizuki more willing to shout about the boy's stupidity.
"Are you stupid? You don't have a bloodline."
Naruto removed his jacket, revealing him to be wearing a sleeveless mesh shirt underneath, which showed smooth skin, and a healthy complexion, he then tossed his jacket to Iruka, who caught it, as Naruto also tossed him his goggles, allowing his hair to smooth out, and fall down to cover his right eye
Iruka even had to admit, Naruto looked almost gay, but he also knew Naruto wasn't, and believed the boy. Mizuki had to comment though.
"All you did was make yourself look gay."
Naruto glared as he pulled out a roll of black cloth from his pouch. Mizuki and Iruka watched on as the black cloth unraveled and begin to float around him, but never fully unraveling.
As the cloth was finally long enough, it shot out at Mizuki, who dodged to the right, only to widen his eyes as a cut appeared on his cheek. Naruto spoke up with a grin.
"My chakra runs through this cloth, allowing me to control it, as well as strengthen it, till it becomes as hard and strong as steel."
Mizuki and Iruka widened their eyes, which only widened further as Naruto pulled out three more rolls, a blue, a red, and the last one green.
Iruka widened his eyes further in surprise as Naruto put his fingers in a cross and shout, as Mizuki's widened in terror.
Naruto went up in a puff of smoke, which cleared, and revealed there to be five Narutos, all wielding the four rolls of cloth.
Mizuki began to sweat as he watched all 20 steel hard cloths come at him, which he dodged a total of twelve of, the other eight, doing enough damage to incapacitate him, leaving one of his legs hanging by a small piece of flesh, and several holes going straight through him, but nothing lethal, as long as he got treated quickly.
Iruka smiled and gave Naruto his headband, and congratulated him on passing, which was met with the boy hugging Iruka, and a ramen breakfast.
Hiruzen had Anbu go retrieve Mizuki, and they treated him at the Anbu hold, while he was going to have a light breakfast, and then have lunch with Ibiki.
=-=-=-=-=-=next day at class=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Naruto was in his seat, wearing his eyesore once again, and was also keeping track of how many people, namely his closet fan-girl, Hinata Hyuuga, which caught him off guard when he found her following him home, or spying on him training, only for her to try to hide the blush she had gained when he 'accidentally' bumped into her.
He also noticed Sasuke sitting next to him, while his fan-girls all got angry at him for sitting next to 'their' Sasuke-kun, Sakura Haruno being the particularly loudest, Naruto also caught the question about why the failure was even here.
Every argument was halted as Naruto stood up, grabbed the Uchiha, moved him to the middle, and walked away, Ino and Sakura automatically jumping the seats on reflex as they snuggled the Uchiha's arms, while said Uchiha glared at Naruto's back.
Naruto had wanted to get away from the damnable fan-girls, as well as get revenge on the Uchiha for sitting next to him, and so, he sat next to a sleeping Nara(Ino's original seat.) while Choji greeted him with a simple hey.
Shikamaru was only half sleeping as usual, as he was trying to figure out the blonde next to him, curious as to why he was able to pass, which was an unanswered question, a puzzle, and Shikamaru had to figure out every puzzle he came across.
Iruka entered the room, and gave his little speech about them going on in life, about how important it was to be brave, never give up, and then he went on to call out the teams, which do not differ from the anime.
And team 7 are still waiting for their sensei, Sasuke was still ignoring Sakura as she fawned over him, but he was also curious as to what Naruto was doing with the fabric he was sewing into strange designs.
Naruto, throughout is life had gotten into the habit of creating things out of fabric, as a small hobby to cure boredom, he was actually doing an easy one, it involved taking five strands, then by tying both ends of each on your fingers, so that they went to the opposites.(pinky to thumb, ring to pointer, and middle to middle, just in case I explained that poorly.) then by tying them into knots at certain points, you could make a web.
Sakura stopped bugging Sasuke as she saw what Naruto was doing, only for Sasuke to call it a useless skill, which Naruto responded to by scoffing.
"There is no such thing as a useless skill Uchiha."
Sasuke glared.
"How is making knots useful?"
Naruto gave the Uchiha a deadpanned look.
"A well made knot could be the difference between walking away, and the enemy you just tied up getting loose and stabbing you in the back. It is also just a hobby, amusement for when I'm bored."
Sasuke grunted, while Sakura decided to watch how Naruto did the whole spider web knot, he had red, blue, green, purple, and yellow ribbons, each one pulling the others in line, and making a strange design, almost as if a spider was actually weaving a web in his hands, it was almost entrancing.
Kakashi chose then to enter, also noticing the strange and colorful web, though he sighed as he wondered why the boy would do something so fruity as arts and crafts. He needed soldiers, not fashion designers dammit.
"My first impression, is your all useless."
Sasuke glared, Sakura frowned, while Naruto shrugged it off. Kakashi continued with a smile.
"Meet on the roof."
=-=-=-=-=-=on said roof=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"Alright, introductions."
Sakura stopped fawning over the Uchiha as she heard her sensei speak.
"Why don't you go first sensei, so we can tell what info you want."
Kakashi eye smiled.
"Alright, my name is Kakashi Hatake, I like just about anything I don't hate, and hate whatever it is I don't like, my dreams for the future is... I have plenty of hobbies."
All three glared, Kakashi pointed to Sakura.
"Your turn."
Sakura smiled as she said her name, which then she answered every question with a glance at Sasuke, then squeeled at her dreams. Kakashi sighed.
"And dislikes?"
Sakura glared.
"Ino-pig."
Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Let's move on to the rookie of the year shall we?"
Sasuke never stopped his brooding.
"Sasuke Uchiha, I hate everything, and like nothing, I have no time for useless hobbies, and my dream, no, my ambition, is to kill a certain man, and restart the Uchiha clan."
Kakashi frowned, before looking at Naruto, who began without having a word be told to him.
"Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are arts and crafts, old man Hokage, Iruka-sensei, I hate people questioning my sexuality, my hobbies include knot designing and other artsy crafts, and my dream is to one day be Hokage."
Naruto's eyes became a ice cold glare that even had Kakashi sweating a bit, as he said his dislikes. Kakashi sighed with a thought.
'So I have a fan-girl, an emo avenger, and then a reasonably normal boy, considering no boy likes his sexuality being questioned.
"Meet me tomorrow at training ground seven, and here is some advice, don't eat breakfast, you'll just throw up."
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Alright, there is the first chapter of this one, and the next fiction I update will be my naruto charmed crossover, because thanks to getting all of these ideas out of my head and getting your opinions on them has allowed me to clear it in order to get room for the ideas about my other fictions.
Bye.