Hey everyone! I just want you to know that this is my first fanfiction. I've wanted to do one for a while, but I haven't had the time until recently. Sooooo excited to start writing these! ^ - ^ There will be another chapter later, but right now I have to go to bed.

Also, I don't own ouran high school host club or any of it's characters.

Chapter One

Kyoya's P.O.V.

It's another profitable day at the host club. Every table and couch is occupied by a flock of swooning girls, each with its own designated host. However, Tamaki isn't entertaining at the moment.

"Kyoya?"

"Yes?"

"There's something I want to ask you…um…"

I'm just sitting there now, waiting for him to continue. Tamaki is one of those people that I can only tolerate for so long. As Haruhi once put it, "Tamaki's kind of like Brussels sprouts, you can only eat so much of them before you become sick." Leave it to Haruhi to relate everything to food. Although I must admit, Tamaki is probably the closest friend I've ever had.

(Sigh), "What is it Tamaki?" Tamaki is now smiling like a fool and doing his happy dance.

"Well, I just had the best idea yesterday! What if we have a fashion show with all the hosts in it?"

"…hmm…"

I'm now scrolling through the latest list of club items being sold: Hunny's used napkin (with real cake crumbs on it), the twins' old skateboard, Tamaki's sheet music, Mori's sock, Haruhi's math binder…wait a second? How'd that get on there? She'll probably need that tomorrow. And why is my favorite pocket protector on here too!? Hmm…I think I'll have a talk with the twins later.

"C'mon! We'd make money!"

My ears perk up slightly at this. "How exactly would we do that?"

"Look! T-shirts! Renge offered to sit at a stand and sell them during the show."

Tamaki is holding up a white T-shirt. On it is his smiling face, surrounded by red rose petals and lots of bishie sparkles. It might work I guess, our customers sure do love Tamaki…

"Hikaru and Kaoru's mom said that she'd design all the outfits for us and I already got all the hosts to agree to be in it! Well, except…"

Picking up the phone, I immediately dial Mrs. Hitachiian's cell phone number to confirm this.

"Hello Mrs. Hitachiian, Tamaki tells me that you'll help us with our fashion show? Hmm…OK. That's very generous of you, I appreciate the help. Ok, I'll check my email tomorrow. Thanks, goodbye." I put the phone down. Looking up, I see that Tamaki is crouched in his corner with mushrooms growing on him. The corner seems to have gotten darker now that he is there. Kasanoda from the gardening club is sitting nearby holding a mushroom identification book. Each time he finds an edible one, he picks it off of Tamaki and drops it in a basket that Haruhi is holding. I'm guessing that Haruhi's dinner will have mushrooms in it tonight. Suddenly, Hunny is at my side.

"Kyoya-chan? Tamaki looks sad. He's in his corner again. I think you should talk to him." Mori nodded his head in agreement.

I sigh and reluctantly shut my laptop, then make my way over to Tamaki. "Tamaki, what's bothering you?"

"Well…it's just that you were the one person I didn't ask to participate in the fashion show and I was about to ask you but you started to call someone on the phone. You just ignored me."

This was true. I didn't really want to talk to him anymore.

"Kyoya, daddies support mommies. But mommies have to be there to support daddies too, and I would feel better if you participated as well."

Butting into the conversation, Hikaru says "Yeah, it's not the same if you just sit there in the audience." "What a boring person you are Kyoya", said Kaoru.

I'm not boring! I…I have a pen collection. I also enjoy watching golf. Crap, I'm boring. "Ok fine, I'll be in the show. But I'll only go up on stage once."

Tamaki seems to be satisfied with this. "That's fine Kyoya! Each of us is only going up once anyway, except for me. I'm going up twice."

Naturally, I thought.

I doubt everyone who read this read the manga. I'm not sure if the mushrooms were in the anime or not, I can't remember. Just in case they weren't, Tamaki get's mushrooms growing on him sometimes when he's depressed; I have no idea why.