The Wonderful Wizard of Id
Disclaimer:I do not own Xenogears...Yadda Yadda Yadda...don't sue.
This will probably be more like a behind the scenes fic.
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The Roll Call
Director:Okay everyone I have the cast lineup ready.
Everyone:Aaaawww maannn!
Director:You'll act in this show and like it. So shut up.
Dorothy-Elly
Toto-ChuChu
The Wicked Witch-Miang
Miang:HEY! Why am I the witch.
Director:Cause we need a freaky girl with wierd powers.
Miang:There are PLENTY of other girls that could be that.
Director:It's also because the others bribed me to pick you.
Miang:Damn.
Director:NEXT!
Glinda-Seraphita
Miang:Now just a damn minute. Why is she the good one.
Director:She's cute,pink, and works for cheap.
Miang:Double Damn!
Munchkins-Esmarelda
Esmarelda:Uhh excuse me, how can I act out an entire munchkin village?
Director:Just split yourself then turn into different forms. Next.
Scarecrow-Citan
Tin Man-Billy
Cowardly Lion-Bart
Bart:Woah hey there, i'm supposed to be a wimp.
Director:No that's not it at all.
Bart:Oh.
Director:You also have to cry.
Bart:Crap!
The Wizard:Fei/Id
Director:So does anybody have any questions?
Everyone:YES!
Director:Well TOUGH. All questions must be directed to the stage manager.
Fei:So who's the stage manager?
Maria:I AM!
Bart:Maria?
Maria:Yes you maggots, if you got questions, I dare you to ask them. So once again
does anybody body have any QUESTIONS.
Everyone:Uhhhhh no.
Maria:I thought so.
Director:I love this job.
Bart:We'll see about that.
Director:Everybody get into their costumes and get onto the set.
Esmarelda:I still don't see how I can become a WHOLE village.
Maria:Get going green bean.
Esmarelda:Someone needs to take their Ritalin.
Maria:I HEARD THAT!
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Now that we have a cast were ready to start production. But is the cast as eager as
the director. C'mon you know the answer. So tune in next time to see how much they
don't want to do this. Oh and don't worry, you'll see plenty of the other cast members.
Disclaimer:I do not own Xenogears...Yadda Yadda Yadda...don't sue.
This will probably be more like a behind the scenes fic.
...................................................................
The Roll Call
Director:Okay everyone I have the cast lineup ready.
Everyone:Aaaawww maannn!
Director:You'll act in this show and like it. So shut up.
Dorothy-Elly
Toto-ChuChu
The Wicked Witch-Miang
Miang:HEY! Why am I the witch.
Director:Cause we need a freaky girl with wierd powers.
Miang:There are PLENTY of other girls that could be that.
Director:It's also because the others bribed me to pick you.
Miang:Damn.
Director:NEXT!
Glinda-Seraphita
Miang:Now just a damn minute. Why is she the good one.
Director:She's cute,pink, and works for cheap.
Miang:Double Damn!
Munchkins-Esmarelda
Esmarelda:Uhh excuse me, how can I act out an entire munchkin village?
Director:Just split yourself then turn into different forms. Next.
Scarecrow-Citan
Tin Man-Billy
Cowardly Lion-Bart
Bart:Woah hey there, i'm supposed to be a wimp.
Director:No that's not it at all.
Bart:Oh.
Director:You also have to cry.
Bart:Crap!
The Wizard:Fei/Id
Director:So does anybody have any questions?
Everyone:YES!
Director:Well TOUGH. All questions must be directed to the stage manager.
Fei:So who's the stage manager?
Maria:I AM!
Bart:Maria?
Maria:Yes you maggots, if you got questions, I dare you to ask them. So once again
does anybody body have any QUESTIONS.
Everyone:Uhhhhh no.
Maria:I thought so.
Director:I love this job.
Bart:We'll see about that.
Director:Everybody get into their costumes and get onto the set.
Esmarelda:I still don't see how I can become a WHOLE village.
Maria:Get going green bean.
Esmarelda:Someone needs to take their Ritalin.
Maria:I HEARD THAT!
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Now that we have a cast were ready to start production. But is the cast as eager as
the director. C'mon you know the answer. So tune in next time to see how much they
don't want to do this. Oh and don't worry, you'll see plenty of the other cast members.