It's All in Good Spirit
Alright, this is a 4/20 themed one-shot. It is crack, or should I say, dope? So without further ado, put your hands to your nads and read the damn thing!
"Happy 4/20!" Drew exclaimed in May's sleeping face.
"Drew," May grumbled, "what the fuck are you doing? It's 12:01."
"I wanna go find someone with pot!"
"No."
"Come on, May"
"No!"
"Pleeease?"
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, NOOOOOOO!'
"Jesus, May don't scare the Stoners away."
"Drew, how do you expect to pay for pot?"
"Whore you out to black guys so I can get their blunts."
"Drew."
"Yes?"
"Come closer."
"Are you gonna kill me?"
"Like the probability of a Chansey being male."
"I should run now."
"Yeah you should."
"!"
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! DIE DREW!"
"Oooh look! A bakery. With.. pot... YIPPEE!"
"WHERE ARE YOU DREW!"
five minutes later
"I am SO stoned right now..."
"hey drew."
"yeah may."
"I have no idea where we are right now... wanna go to White Castle?"
"Hell yeah!"
So Drew and May went to White Castle, which was only like a block away, buuuuut them being stoned, it took 8 hours. They got mugged and they had to 'refuel their brains' which means they had to buy iPods and put Grateful Dead and Pink Floyd on them, and they got to White Castle, only to realize they spent all of their money on those overpriced pieces of shit.
You Liek? I seriously wrote this in 10 minutes. And for the record, I don't smoke pot.