Big Brother: Square Enix Style
I don't own Final Fantasy or Big Brother!
Note: My friend, Erica, actually helped me decide which characters to use, so I want to give her partial credit for this.
Introduction
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen," Maester Seymour Guado announced to a darkened crowd. "And welcome to this special edition of Big Brother: Square Enix Style! I will be your host for the next three months, as we watch fourteen very different competitors battle it out, literally, for one million Gil."
One of the members of the crowd took his chance to shout, "Didn't you die, like four times?"
"It's rude to interrupt someone when they're talking, so shut up." Seymour then summoned Anima, just in case he had to weather any more outbursts.
(For those of you who are reading this because you're big BB fans, I'm not going to waste time going over the rules. And for those of you who don't watch the show, don't worry; I'll go in depth about the competitions through the characters.)
"Now, let's meet our contestants, shall we?" Seymour said grandly, gesturing near the giant red front door of the Big Brother house.
Seven men arranged themselves near the front door. Cloud, Zidane, Kuja, Sephiroth, Reno, Riku, and Tidus stood nervously, waiting for the fan girls in the audience to swamp them.
"Welcome, gentlemen." Seymour nodded to all of them, except for Tidus. Tidus flipped him off.
"Anyway…." Seymour continued, acting as if he hadn't noticed but giving the same sign to Tidus. "Let's meet the ladies."
Seven women filed in and stood near the door with the men. Tifa, Garnet (though I'll refer to her as Dagger from now on), Yuna, Yuffie, Lulu, Larxene, and Beatrix weren't surprised to be receiving catcalls already.
Seymour paused for a moment to wink at Yuna; Riku and Zidane had to hold Tidus back. "Contestants, you are about to enter the house, but before you do, you will each vote for the person you want to be the first Head of Household. Vivi, if you would."
The black mage appeared and passed out slips of paper to everyone. "G-good luck, everybody." Seymour added, "Please don't vote for yourselves."
The contestants thought for a moment before writing a name down. Vivi collected the slips and gave them to Seymour. "It looks like three votes for Beatrix, four votes for Yuna, and seven votes for Riku."
The men seemed rather pleased about the vote.
"Congratulations, Riku! Now, let's get this game started! Kuja, Yuna, Beatrix, Reno, Zidane, Tidus, and Lulu, please enter the house now."
After five minutes had passed, Seymour allowed the other seven to enter the house. "All right, that's it for tonight! Tune in next time to see how our contestants handle life in isolation! I'm Seymour Guado, good night."
Okay, I know this was a little boring, but it'll get better I promise! I'll pick up on the next chapter where everyone is picking their rooms. Please review!