My first Invader Zim Story so go easy. This first chapter is short but they will get longer and funnier.

"Me love the little tacos." said Gir stuffing his face full of beef tacos.

"Ugh. You make me sick. Gah! That has to be the most revolting thing I've ever seen." said Zim who was watching Gir eat. "Ew .Gir!"

"Yes, my taco lord!" said Gir jumping up to meet Zim.

"Stop eating and listen up. I have to go to planet Snacknowia. Apparently they have snacks. It appears that SOMEONE has eaten all our food and the last thing I want to do is eat the humans revolting, slimy excuse for food. I need you to take care of the base while I'm gone. Understand?"

"Taquitos are nice…."

"Look Gir! Just take care of the base okay? I should be back in three days until then watch TV or something."

"Ok!" Yells Gir who runs to the sofa.

"Sometimes I worry about you, Gir." said Zim as he left to Snacknowia.

3 hours after Zim's departure:

"I'm bored…" said Gir. He looked around for a while then spotted the phone. He snatched the phone then started dialing random numbers.

"This is Count CocoaFang. Leave your number so I can come over to steal the chocolate goodness inside you mortal."

"Hello thank you for calling the FBI. If you wish to report a ninja ghost press 1 now." Gir pressed 9. "Thank you for reporting evil bee babies. Some will come over to save you eventually."

"Bloaty's Pizza Hog. How can I help you?"

"Gimme 500 taco pizzas with extra peanuts."

"Someone will come over to deliver your meal in anywhere from ten minutes to 5 hours. "

"Heeheeheeheheee!" yelled Gir as he hanged up.

10 minutes to 5 hours later:

Dingdong. "Bloaty's Pizza Hog."

"YAHOO!PIZZA!" yelled Gir as he put doggie suit and opened the door.

"Um… is the owner of the house here?" said the Pizza delivery guy.

"Welcome home son!" yelled the roboparents.

"Mom? Dad?" said the pizza guy as he started to cry. "I thought you died in the toilet accident."

"Let's go play on the roof using sharp knives. "Said Robodad.

"DAD! IT IS YOU!WAHHHH!" said the Pizza guy as he started hugging the roboparents and he dropped the pizza.

"Yummy!TACOPIZZA and salted nuts." said Gir as he started to eat.

"FBI! Freeze you evil honeybees!" said a tall man with a nametag that read Greg. "Huh? SWEET JUMPING CHILI BEANS! A Dog eating Pizza! Someone call the FBI! Oh wait I'm the FBI. Man, I got here fast."

Dib's House:

"Zim wasn't in school today. He's probably working on his next evil plan. HA! As long as I, DIB am around he'll never take over the world!" yelled Dib. "I better use my telescope to see what's going on in Zim's house after that I'm going to take my medication which will prevent me from talking to myself any longer!"

Dib looked into his telescope and was shocked to see a group of people outside Zim's house and a giant van with the word FBI outside.

"Could it be? Did the idiots finally figure out that Zim is an alien? Whoa, where are my pills?"

See! I told you this chapter was short. I'll update in 3 days or less, but I'll update sooner if you review!