Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey
Chapter 3
"Ok, here we are! The Roadview Diner!" Scott cheered as he and the X-Gang entered the fast food diner
"And it's about time we got some food, apart from that carrot stunt you pulled!" Logan grumbled
"Now Logan, I'm sure Scott didn't do it on purpose. He was just joking. At least have a sense of humor." Jean soothed him, rubbing his shoulders
"That's great. I'm being massaged by Red, while carrot-boy's hogging the soda fountain." Logan muttered
"Gee, Scott, you really need that much soda? After last night?" Kurt asked
"What happened last night? How much soda did I have?" Scott responded
"Well…" Kurt groaned
One night before…
"Uh, Logan? Two things: One, we're low on gas, and two: we need more food." Scott added
"Ok, fine, we'll stop at Shell. Get the stuff. And make it fast." Logan ordered
"Oui, mon capitaine." Remy grumbled sarcastically
"I HEARD THAT CAJUN!" Logan snapped
"Ok, ok. Sheesh, what a grouch." Remy muttered, waving his hands in the air
"Ok now lemme see…Hmmm…should I take the Pepsi Wild Cherry…or the Mountain Dew Code Red? Hmmmm…" Scott studied carefully
"Pepsi Wild Cherry." Scott decided, filling up the extra-extra large cup before carefully sealing it with a lid, getting a straw and heading to the van
"Holy…Scott, did you go into that novelty shop again?" Rogue asked flabbergasted by the size of Scott's drink
"Hey, it's paradise." Scott commented, taking a sip
"Uh, question: How much did you fill in that cup?" Kurt asked rhetorically
"Um… 126 gallons. Why?" Scott answered
"No reason." Kurt responded
one second later…
"Oh you've got to be kidding me! We stop at that crappy gas shop, fill up the van, then you come in with that humungous cup of caffeine, and now you have to use the loo now?! At four in the morning?! Oh I need a Cuban cigar…" Logan groaned as Scott was in the men's room
"This is crazy. I told Scott not to drink that much soda. Why couldn't he get some tea, or lemonade, for God's sake!" Jean moaned
"To be fair, he did get that by oh…using your credit card." Kurt added in a low voice
"He did WHAT?!" Jean roared, gripping Kurt by his shirt collar
"Uh…you're starting to foam at the mouth. Oh scratch that…you have fur growing on your arms. Now your legs…your neck…eh…Jean?" Kurt whimpered in fear
"RRAOWWWR!" Werewolf Jean roared
"AAAAGGGH!" Kurt screamed and scrambled into the men's room, bowling over Logan
"What in the hell's wrong with you? And what was that roaring sound?" Logan grunted
"Jean. She's a-a w-were-were" Kurt stuttered
"Oh for the love of Pete! Kurt honestly, its not like Jean turned into a…werewolf." Logan gulped at Jean's lycanthropic state
"Ok, now I know renting An American Werewolf in London was a bad idea." Kurt commented
"Scott! For God's sakes, GET OUT OF THE MEN'S ROOM!" Logan hollered
"What? What's going on? It's like there's some werewolf running around in here." Scott barked
"Uh Scott…" Kurt whimpered
"What?!" Scott griped
"Behind you." Logan groaned
"FRRAOWWR!" Werewolf Jean roared
"Oh…my…God." Scott said in shock
"WHAM!"
Werewolf Jean collapsed on the ground and reverted to her human self. Standing over her was Colossus with a shovel in his hand and Scott, Logan and Kurt looking at him in surprise, adoration and utter confusion
"What?" Colossus asked before seeing Jean and looking at the shovel "Oops." He commented
Back at the diner…
"So lemme get this straight: Jean turned into a werewolf after drinking my soda, right?" Scott asked after hearing the crazy story
"Yep." Kurt nodded. Scott then dumped his soda
"What are you doing?!" Kurt asked
Scott turned to him and filled his cup with lemonade
"Getting some lemons." He commented