Hawkeyes Guide To Being Badass.
Hawkeye hear, and I'm going to show you how to a Badass.
First, you pick a weapon that is looked down upon. Like bows and arrows. No super hero's run around with those anymore. But I like A challenge, why do you think I go after Natasha. If you can kick ass with something like a bow, then you'll get major respect.
You also need to be a player on both teams. If you can rock bad and good, the ladies will be all over you.
Also make sure no one is more badass than you. Sure Iron man has his suit, cap has his shield, Thor has his hammer. But me I have my bow and arrow, if you know what I mean.
Lastly, keep the ladies wondering. Never just play it safe. Be crazy, and make the wonder if your alive or not. The ladies love that.
Well that's how you be a badass.
Well, that's the last time I let Clint take my laptop. More fun avenger stories on their way. Please review, Clint would love it if you did.
Oh! And I bided on Clint, but once again that kid MARVEL out bid me, so I don't own him.