A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away:
On Coruscant, our favorite Jedi was undergoing a unique form of torture: FAMILY REUNIONS!
"Oh, Obi-pumpkin, it's been so long since I've seen you!" Ms. Kenobi said as she pinched her youngest son's cheeks.
Obi-Wan managed to sneak a glance back to Anakin, who smiled. "I miss you too, mum." Obi-Wan replied.
"And who's this handsome young man?" Obi-Wan's older sister, Serra Kenobi, said as she came down the stairs of the Kenobi penthouse.
"Mum, Owen, Serra, this is my apprentice Anakin Skywalker. He's a great swordsman, he knows how to use the Force, and a good friend." Obi-Wan told his family.
"Anakin, this is my mother, and Serra and Owen Kenobi." Anakin shook hands with each one of the Kenobis.
"Mum, where are Trever and Sanika?" Obi-Wan asked when his twin siblings did not appear.
"They should be here soon, Obi-Pumpkin. Happy birthday, pumpkin. I hope being a Jedi isn't too hard for my little Obi."
Obi-Wan tried very hard to suppress a sigh. Sometimes his mother forgot that her "Obi-Pumpkin" was 36.