Brock's Diary
Dear journal not diary,
I had the worst day today! Ash and Misty wanted food twenty-four seven! They were like " Brock, give us some food! NOWWWWW We are so going to starve if you don't give us anything! You are such a bad person!" I mean, come on! Nobody is perfect! And I got us a little bit lost and they went insane! They were all saying how stupid I was for taking a wrong turn. I was so mad! I can't believe those stupid pigs! One of these days I am going to let them starve and go to be the ultimate Pokemon breeder! I won't need those losers. I will be so famous and rich, and they will be on the streets begging for a quarter from me and I will respond by saying a simple little no and they will be calling after me, begging for forgiveness from the past and once again, I will say no. They say they will be the ultimate Pokemon trainers, but I will claim that title too. They will ask for a bowl of soup and I will say no to them and ask if they want me to tell all the people that know me about their selfishness, and everyone will hate them! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Boy do I love my ideas! Well, another thing they criticized me because there was too much salt in the soup! I barely had any salt in that soup! I don't understand why they just have to criticize me for every little thing I do they think is wrong! They also said I didn't give their Pokemon enough food! It was the same amount they told me to give them! They said they had their Pokemon on a very strict diet, which I followed! I am so mad at them! And one thing that really gets me is that I have a tiny crush on a girl, and Misty pulls my ear! She calls it "harassing them". I call it " being friendly". I don't even know where I live any more because I have been in charge of the map and they ask me " Where are we going?" And bla bla bla! If I wasn't here to come to their rescue every day, they wouldn't last one hour! Maybe I'll sneak out tonight when they are asleep. They'll wake up and see that I am gone and they will probably think they can survive without me but their Pokemon will be sick and they will be sick and they will die and I can go steal their Pokemon and make up my own business. I can stand by Nurse Joy's side and help injured Pokemon. Or I could go help officer Shirley catch thieves. We could call it the crime fighting organization. I will be rich and then me and officer Shirley could get married and rule the world! That will be the best thing that has ever happened to me in my whole entire life! I would finally get a girl! We'll be buried together. Who says we have to be parted when we die? We could be together even then! Haha. I'll join Team rocket and be cool!
I know it seems stupid now but it will get better! Please read and review!!!!
Dear journal not diary,
I had the worst day today! Ash and Misty wanted food twenty-four seven! They were like " Brock, give us some food! NOWWWWW We are so going to starve if you don't give us anything! You are such a bad person!" I mean, come on! Nobody is perfect! And I got us a little bit lost and they went insane! They were all saying how stupid I was for taking a wrong turn. I was so mad! I can't believe those stupid pigs! One of these days I am going to let them starve and go to be the ultimate Pokemon breeder! I won't need those losers. I will be so famous and rich, and they will be on the streets begging for a quarter from me and I will respond by saying a simple little no and they will be calling after me, begging for forgiveness from the past and once again, I will say no. They say they will be the ultimate Pokemon trainers, but I will claim that title too. They will ask for a bowl of soup and I will say no to them and ask if they want me to tell all the people that know me about their selfishness, and everyone will hate them! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Boy do I love my ideas! Well, another thing they criticized me because there was too much salt in the soup! I barely had any salt in that soup! I don't understand why they just have to criticize me for every little thing I do they think is wrong! They also said I didn't give their Pokemon enough food! It was the same amount they told me to give them! They said they had their Pokemon on a very strict diet, which I followed! I am so mad at them! And one thing that really gets me is that I have a tiny crush on a girl, and Misty pulls my ear! She calls it "harassing them". I call it " being friendly". I don't even know where I live any more because I have been in charge of the map and they ask me " Where are we going?" And bla bla bla! If I wasn't here to come to their rescue every day, they wouldn't last one hour! Maybe I'll sneak out tonight when they are asleep. They'll wake up and see that I am gone and they will probably think they can survive without me but their Pokemon will be sick and they will be sick and they will die and I can go steal their Pokemon and make up my own business. I can stand by Nurse Joy's side and help injured Pokemon. Or I could go help officer Shirley catch thieves. We could call it the crime fighting organization. I will be rich and then me and officer Shirley could get married and rule the world! That will be the best thing that has ever happened to me in my whole entire life! I would finally get a girl! We'll be buried together. Who says we have to be parted when we die? We could be together even then! Haha. I'll join Team rocket and be cool!
I know it seems stupid now but it will get better! Please read and review!!!!