100 days of Avengers short shorts

by shadowsontherun

What do 6 drastically different Avengers of various levels of sanity do in their spare time? (the little brother fic of 100 days of Tony Stark Madness) They will face; bombs, Madagascar, a baseball bat, wedgies, sabertooth tigers, stinky cheese, lost hulk and a heck of a lot of Tony Stark at his finest.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1

"I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE LAD!" Tony shouted poking Bruce in the stomach with his rubber sword.

"Why is Tony dressed up as Jack Sparrow and making Bruce walk the diving board?" Clint asked slowly as he walked into the swimming pool area.

"I DON'T WANNA!" Bruce cried.

"TELL ME I'M PRETTY!" Tony demanded.

"NO!"

"THEN JUMP YOU QUIVERING COWARD!" Tony declared as he pushed Bruce towards the edge.

"GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!" Bruce sobbed as he jumped the 20 foot fall.

"Why didn't you just say I was pretty?" Tony asked in confusion.