Title: Akward!!
Characters: Yami & Yugi
Subject: humour
I do not own yugioh, wish I did
This is my first fic, let me know if I did anything wrong with the format please
Yugi was heading to his locker after his last class and was putting his books away when Yami came out
Yami: We still going to check out that sale on duel monster cards today?
Yugi: definetly, just gotta rearrange a few things here
While Yugi was still ruffling with his papers in his locker, a few of Yugi's female classmates walked by, he glanced over and noticed his other half checking them out and staring (seeing as how no one could see him it was easy to get away with looking without getting caught)
Yugi: Yami?, what are doing he said eyebrow raised ?
Yami: (still staring) wow yugi some of the girls in your school are so fucking hott!
Yugi: looked in shock at his dark half's sudden hormone urge
Yami: wow, I'd play card games with that one anytime, day or night
Yugi: pharaoh!, your just lucky they cant see or hear you or you'd be in serious trouble
Yami: sorry aibou, i haven't had sex or even been with a woman in a long time, female spirits are scarce and….... my ra, check out the ass on that one!!
Yugi: Yami!!
The girl bent over to pick up a pencil she he dropped, u can guess how that looked…
Yami: oh baby, man I really wish I wasn't dead right now!!
Yugi: (starting to laugh nervously) um Yami… that tea
Yami: I ..I.. um (majorly blushes in embarrasement and clears throat) yes, of course it is, ..and.. and.. we should, should.. always make sure that she is treated with great dignity and respect at all times…, Im just gonna wallow in self pit and humiliation now(fades into puzzle)
Tea: hey yugi how's it going?
Yugi: (chuckles for real now) hey yami... don't u wanna tell tea how beautiful she is…
Yami: shut the fuck up!
Tea: what's so funny yugi?
Yugi: oh nothing tea, nothing!!
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