You're walking around in Walmart, and you feel kind of rowdy. You wonder what you can do to soothe the feeling of complete evil, but nothing comes to mind. But then, you see it. A phone just on the wall, like it's waiting for you to call. You debate a prank call, and all of a sudden, you have it. An intercom prank to the delight of yourself and the customers. You slowly walk over to the phone, you pick it up and you dial #96. You wait for the boop, you suddenly hear a long, monotone, mediocre say, "Attention Walmart customers, you have all just won 20 dollars!" You hear a hoop and a holler. You take the phone away from your mouth slightly and say "Hey what's that?" You bring the phone back to you and say into the phone, "Attention there is a turkey in the building, *turkey noises." For the final gag you take out your air horn and put it straight to the phone. *BUUUUUUUUUUUF. You pulled the trigger. "HEY!" You hear a scream behind you. It's a Walmart worker. You quickly hang up and dash for the door. When you look behind you, the worker is quick on your tail. You pick up the speed and grab a football. You threaten to throw it at him. You turn around a scream, "HADOUKEN" and throw the ball as hard as you can across the store. You begin to run again. This time by yourself. You assume he's calling the cops. When you get out of the door you book it to the car. You get home safely.