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AN: Here's something I never expected to write in or ever bring back again. But what the hell, at the request of the brilliant Lupin Horror I give The Terrorists a thank you Lupin Horror for the new summary cause I forgot the old one...my bad.
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The year was 1998 and currently one sixteen year old Minene Uryu was hiding out near St. Grogory's Primary School primary school located in Little Whinging, Surrey in England. Well to be more accurate she was hiding round the back of the school in some bushes near the kitchens. It was a pretty decent hiding spot should be good enough for her to lay low until nightfall when she could make her escape out of the country.
She currently disguised in some jeans and a green polo shirt that she'd stolen off some hood that was stupid enough to try and jump her.
Why was she hiding you're asking? Simple because she currently wanted by Scotland Yard for blowing up a particular cathedral that was hosting a meeting between Anglican and Catholic bishops in hopes of smoothing out relations between the two branches of Christianity.
"Those dipshits were practically begging for Minene Uryu to blow them to smithereens" Uryu Minene grinned to herself with a triumphant look on her face at having dealt yet another blow to God's lackeys "Serves 'em right where's their God now huh?"
At only Sixteen years old Minene Uryu was already wanted for countless acts of terrorism and assassination against religious institutions throughout the world. Many of her targets were Christian churches, cathedrals, religious figures like Archbishops, Cardinals amongst others. Not that she stuck to Christianity exclusively; far from it in fact she'd destroyed Mosques and Synagogues as well as killed Jewish Rabbi and Muslim Sheiks. It was just that Christianity was a bigger beast and thus an easier target.
She was snapped out of her thoughts by the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps. It sounded someone running.
"Shit did they find me already?" Minene mumbled to herself as she prepared to make an escape from the authorities.
The young terrorist relaxed as she saw it was only a gang of brats lead by what looked like a cross between a monkey and whale. They were chasing a scruffy black haired glasses wearing kid down the back of the building.
Minene sighed in relief and chose to watch the events unfolding from her hiding place; it wasn't like she cared about some kid being bullied. It would build character for the little wimp anyway. Then the fat kid threw a large rock which nailed the black haired boy in the back of the head sending him sailing over the bins nearby where the kitchen threw the left over food away.
He smacked his head as he flew and landed on his back on the other side of bin. Now that she could see him better the kid was pretty scrawny he could be more than six or so but it looked like no one had been feeding him properly, so she could be mistaken.
The terrorist continued observing and saw that the whale kid and his little posse where approaching.
"Well kid looks like the end of the line" Minene chuckled preparing to watch the impending beat down "Sucks to be you"
It was then that something happened that would change the young terrorist's life forever. An event that would forever change her perception of the world. She looked on as the fat kid and his gang closed in on the downed boy but as they got within beating range there was a loud bang like a gunshot or car backfiring. Uryu almost dived to the ground out of reflex but paused part way as she saw that the scrawny kid had vanished.
"Where'd the freak go?" one of the gang asked
"I dunno" the whale replied in a manner stupid manner "Let's keep looking he has to be here somewhere, he can't hide forever"
Minene was struck dumb as she watched the fatso and his kept searching around the bins hoping to find their victim. Unlike them she had seen where the scrawny kid had gone, she was used to targets trying to make sudden escapes after all but nothing like this.
The kid with black hair was now somehow to her astonishment on the roof.
"How in the actual fuck?" Minene asked herself
Uryu shook her head and made a decision. She came out of her hiding place and climbed over the metal fence and landed inside the school grounds, she then ran towards where the gang was searching for their victim.
"Hey brats take fucking hike" Uryu yelled while glaring at them as hard as she could.
They all turned towards her and ran away swearing to tell their parents or something like that, not that the terrorist cared. Minene looked up and saw some rain guttering that lead up to the roof.
"Kid no-one escapes from Minene Uryu in the end." Minene grinned with a mad glee while rolling up her sleeves and prepared to scale the piping to her objective.
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Six year old Harry Potter was lying on his schools roof in pain. The last thing he knew he was being chased by Dudley and his gang again. He was going to try and hide behind the bins near the kitchens when something hard hit his head and sent him crashing over the bin and slamming into the ground knocking the wind out of him.
As he heard their footsteps get closer Harry wished over and over again in his mind.
'Just let me be somewhere else, somewhere safe, somewhere Dudley can't find me' these thoughts and others swirled in Harry's mind.
Suddenly he was overtaken by the feeling that he was being squeezed through a pipe. After a few seconds it ended and he felt himself being dumped somewhere. He put his glasses back on which had fallen off of his face and saw that he was on the rooftop.
"Oh no I did it again" Harry groaned pitifully as he let his head relax.
The pain had not gone away and was begging to catch up with Harry as he heard a creaking and slight banging almost like someone climbing. Suddenly footsteps were heard approaching him.
'Well this is it I'm going to be punished again' Harry opened his eyes but only managed to see the silhouette of the person that had found him.
"Well kid that's a neat trick you got there" A person commented with a female voice.
'She thinks my freakishness is neat?' Harry wondered as consciousness began leaving him.
"I think you'll be really useful to me" She commented with elation "So I'll help you out and take you away from this shitty life you've got, but you have to stay with me forever got it?"
Harry saw no other option this person was promising to take him away from the Dursleys, away from the beatings and the pain.
"Yes I promise" Harry replied weakly his strength and consciousness beginning to fade.
"AHAHAHAHAHA that's great" She exclaimed ecstatically "You'd better keep to your word though or I'll kill your sorry little ass"
The last thing Harry Potter saw before things went dark was the woman's hand reaching down for him.
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After dumping Harry as was his name apparently, at a safe house, Uryu had interrogated him in order to find out where his parents lived. Only to find out that they had died in a car crash, Now Uryu had lived long enough to know bullshit when she heard it and this kid was defiantly being lied too. So before she drugged him with some sleeping pills she had managed to find out that his relatives lived at number four Privet Drive.
So now she was walking and had finally found the building where her targets lived. Uryu looked in the windows of the house and saw that the family was out. She looked at her watch and saw that it said five PM. That was good it gave her plenty of time to prepare her little surprise for these idiots.
So the terrorist leaped over the fence and into the back garden, she looked to make sure she was not being watched and let herself in the back door which the idiots had left unlocked.
After Uryu let herself in she set down the holdall that she was using to carry her 'equipment'. She got out the explosives and began rigging the detonators to explosive material and began planting it at strategic points throughout the house, not to mention a few in the sitting room. After about half an hour Minene's job was done and she stashed the holdall near one of the bombs in the house in order to ensure that it would be destroyed in the blast, she quickly snuck out of the house but not before donning a female police officers uniform from an officer that she'd ambushed and….well let's just say that her family would be in for a nasty surprise tomorrow. Her task complete she went out front to the street and waited, it wasn't long before a pair of headlights came towards the house and a grin crossed the terrorists face. She stood up and prepared the fake badge to enact her plan.
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Vernon Dursley slammed his car door closed in anger. The little freak had vanished after school and had not come back. Dudley was currently staying at one of his friend's house while he and Petunia tried searching for the little monster with no success.
"I tell you Vernon that boy has been a stain on our perfect normal life since day one" Petunia ranted angrily slamming her own car door closed
"I know he has Pet." Vernon replied as he fumbled with the front door keys.
"I-" Petunia was interrupted.
"Hey you two!" A sharp feminine voice cut off any further ranting.
The Dursleys turned to see a female police officer approaching them with her helmet on.
"Y-yes officer what can we do for you?" Vernon asked politely sure to mind his manners around a police officer.
"You can start by letting me in, we need to talk" the officer ordered as she flashed her badge "I'm Sarah Hanley with the Surrey Police I need to ask you a few questions."
"Y-yes of course!" Vernon replied as he opened the door.
'Sarah' was quick to follow the Dursleys inside. She was lead to the sitting room and sat down on a lone chair a ways away from the Dursleys who had sat on the sofa. Sarah grinned and took out a notepad and withdrew a pen.
"Alright let's see here…." Sarah muttered just loud enough for the Dursleys to hear "First where is your son Dudley?"
"What does that have to do with-?"
"I'll ask the questions here" Sarah snapped shooting the Dursleys a glare.
Petunia straightened as did Vernon at the venom in her voice.
"He's staying at a friend's house he won't be back till morning." Vernon stuttered sweating nervously/
"Good, good" Sarah nodded writing something down on her notepad "Now then do you have any relatives that are expecting a visit anytime soon?"
"No" Petunia replied equally nervous as her husband.
"Excellent" Sarah wrote something else down on her notepad and glanced at her watch seeing it was currently six PM "Now I want you to turn on your TV and switch to the news, do it now"
Petunia picked up the remote and complied switching the channel to the BBC news. As she was doing this Sarah removed her helmet revealing purple hair and eyes.
A picture of the rubble of a cathedral was being shown as the news anchor narrated.
"And this is all that remains of Saint Gregory's Cathedral after it was destroyed by massive quantities of the explosive material known as C4. The perpetrator of this horrendous act of terrorism was none other than the infamous terrorist Minene Uryu"
A picture of 'Sarah' appeared on the screen with a mad grin on her face. The two looked in horror as they realised that Minene Uryu was lounging in their sitting room with a psychotic grin on her face.
"Sup?" she greeted casually "And before either of you get any ideas, I've rigged your sofa cushions with pressure sensitive explosives, so if either of you gets up without my permission then, I'll blast your asses so far through your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red. Got it?"
Both nodded nervously and gulped silently praying that the terrorist would not become angry.
"Now then let's talk about your nephew" Minene said with a slight glare "And don't give me any of that 'his parents died in a car crash' bullshit. I know a lie when I hear one and I know that I saw that kid teleport onto that roof so spill it or else"
"Ok, but you won't believe it" Petunia said slightly hysterical trying not to anger the maniac in front of her
"Try me" Minene replied leaning forward with a psychotic grin.
"Alright, he's a wizard. A human born with the ability to use magic. They can levitate things; summon objects, read minds, brew potions that can make people look like other people." Petunia listed hoping to placate the terrorist.
"What about that teleporting thing can they do that too?" Minene pressed impatiently withdrawing a detonator from her pocket.
"Y-yes they call it apparition but they don't learn it until their sixteen, they need a license or something"
"Alright well if you know so much how come you haven't done this apparition thing yourself huh?" Minene demanded her thumb edging towards the red button on the detonator.
"I'm not one of them" Petunia begged "I don't have powers but my sister did the boy is her son"
"And why isn't she here now?" Minene snapped "And you better tell the truth"
"She was killed; she got blown up by some evil wizard" Petunia cried "Lord Voldemort I think she said his name was"
"I see" Minene nodded in thought "So where did she learn this stuff did someone come to teach her?"
"No she was invited to a school where they teach it" Petunia stammered "It's called Hogwarts; they send letters telling students if they're invited to attend"
"I see so the kid will he be invited?" Minene inquired stroking her chin thoughtfully
"Almost certainly" Petunia confirmed fearfully
"Alright so how will this invite come and when?"
"They use owls to send their letters" Petunia explained "The owl will come to deliver the letter of invitation, they find you no matter where you go, no matter how well hidden you are the owls will find you and it won't arrive until he's eleven."
"I see, that's nice to know" Minene said with a grin "Anything else I need to know? Any school supplies that need acquiring?"
"There'll be a list in the letter and you have to go to a place called the Leaky Cauldron in London and ask the barkeep to open Diagon Alley to you" Petunia instructed recalling everything she could about her sisters world from memory "Wait the way you're talking it's like your planning on taking him with you"
"Took you long enough to catch on dumbass" Minene replied her grin becoming a smirk "This magic could come in real handy with my 'exploits' if you know what I'm saying"
"b-but you can't-"
"What was that?" Minene snapped as she raised the detonator in her hand "It sounded like you said 'I wanna go boom' was that what you said? Because if it is then I'm all too happy to oblige"
"No no no no please" Petunia begged "I'm sorry I'm sorry"
The mad terrorist lowered the detonator.
"Finally some good manners" Minene said sweet tone "Now is that everything I need to know?"
"Yes that's about everything" Petunia replied still nervous
"Good then there's just one more thing I need" Minene said standing up.
She stretched until her neck and spine audibly popped.
"Now then you fatso" Minene extended her hand out towards Vernon "Gimme your wallet"
Vernon complied and the terrorist snatched it, she rifled through it and withdrew several twenty pound notes.
"Thanks for the cash" Minene chuckled and gave Petunia a mobile phone "I'm gonna leave. Now don't you dare move until I call that phone and tell you what I want you to do next. Remember those cushions are loaded I have a nifty little gadget that'll tell me if those bombs go off. So don't test me go it?"
Both of the Dursleys nodded fearfully as Minene made her way to the front door.
"Remember sit and wait for my phone call" she called as she closed the front door "See ya wouldn't wanna be ya"
Vernon and Petunia looked at each other fearfully and held onto each other as they did as they were told.
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Meanwhile in an area known to some as the Cathedral of Causality, an extremely large figure, towering with tens of feet tall that was barely humanoid in appearance and made of machinery, possessing a large, skull-like head, sporting spiked purple hair and a crown and wearing a large dark cloak, was sitting on a floating throne.
His assistant known as Murmur was panicking as machinery seemed to explode at random and bolts of purplish lightning shot around causing her to panic.
"Hey Deus" Murmur dodged as piece of metal that flew her way and impaled inside a wall. "Holy crap, I don't know if you've noticed but causality is being torn apart here WOAH"
Murmur dodged a large bolt of purplish lightning,
"My my" Deus stroked his chin ignoring the chaos occurring around him "My game is not set to begin for a several years and yet something truly miraculous has already occurred to one of my would be participants."
"And what could possibly be so interesting that you'd ignore all of this?" Murmur demanded dodging bolts of lightning and she pointed to the chaos occurring around them.
"It seems our participant has picked up a trump card" Deus said conjuring an image of one Harry James Potter who was currently laying on a mattress asleep "This boy how unusual"
"What is bossGZZZZZRRRRHHT" Murmur was zapped by a tray bolt of lightning and smoke came off of her burnt form.
"This boy, while I can causes ripples to happen around him I cannot make him ripple" Deus explained
"And just what in the hell does any of that technobabble me-BBZZZZZZZZZTTTTTYT" Murmur was again struck by lightning.
"It means that while I can cause events to occur around him I can't cause or alter events on him directly" Deus explained "Better yet this boy creates his own ripples in the pond as it were. I believe one of those ripples has already begun to touch one Uryu Minene"
"So what does have some sort of special power?" Murmur asked making sure to watch out for more lightning "You know besides the whole magic thing or is it his magic?"
"No even magic as chaotic as it is has a certain predictability to it" Deus replied thoughtfully "I doubt its anything the boy is even aware of, I scanned him quite thoroughly and apart from being your average child abused wizard with a madman's soul fragment in his head. He's absolutely unremarkable as far as I can tell. Better yet his 'protection' extends to Minene whenever she's near him; it's sort of like being in the eye of the storm"
"None of that makes any sense" Murmur complained rubbing her head to sooth her migraine "So if this protection thingy is coming from him but he's not causing it then what is?"
Deus turned to his assistant and looked at her with an extremely wide and creepy grin which caused her to flinch as the collapsing around them settled down.
"I don't know" Deus exclaimed ecstatically and burst out laughing.
"But shouldn't you pissed?" Murmur asked anxiously "Doesn't it screw up your plans if this kid goes around messing things up?"
"Murmur whoever said that he was messing things up?" Deus boomed through laughter "No I think he'll really spice the game up. Imagine it a rogue element, which not even I can predict. No one will know what he'll do next, not even me and that's what excites me. After all these millennia of knowing what will happen one thing after another, finally not knowing something makes me both restless and excited. Now Murmur let us observe and see how events proceed"
With this both Deus and Murmur looked opted see how things would play out from here.
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By time Minene had finished her conversation with the Dursleys and left them, night had finally fallen. The wanted criminal wandered until she found a fast food joint that was open twenty four seven. Luckily it seemed like the idiots running the place where half asleep as the graveyard shift had begun. It probably helped that she'd returned to the clothes she was wearing earlier after dumping the police uniform in a ditch.
After ordering some food and paying for it. Uryu had left the fast food place and was now sitting on a car hood opposite number four and was looking in to the house while munching on a burger. She saw that the two hadn't moved as per her instructions. So Minene put the bag containing the rest of the food she had bought on the ground as she finished off the burger she had been eating.
Minene dialled the disposable cellphone she had given the two using her own disposable one. She saw them flail without standing up and watched as the woman slowly answered it.
"H-hello?" she stammered
"I see you were smart enough to follow my instructions that's good" Minene complimented
"S-s-s-so w-what happens now?" Petunia asked nervously.
"Now you shut the hell up listen to what I have to tell you" Minene replied with a grin.
She stood up and picked the food bag off the ground as she walked down the street and away from the house. After she was far enough away she resumed talking.
"Now I just wanted to clear up a common misconception" Minene said calmly "My explosive materials don't actually kill people"
She heard sighs of relief coming from down the phone as she walked down the street as she casually pulled out the detonator.
"It's the explosions they cause that do" The purple haired terrorist yelled gleefully as she pressed the button on the detonator.
As Minene made her way down the street and turned the corner number four privet drive exploded erupting into a huge fireball that took numbers three and five with it and causing, this in turn caused other houses to erupt into conflagrations due to the gas pipes under the street that the explosions had ruptured.
"Well that's the final loose end all tied up in a neat little bow" Minene grinned to herself as she ducked into a nearby forest intending to use it as cover for the route she was going to use to head back to her safe house.
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When Minene Uryu had returned to her safe house she saw that her new charge was still asleep from the pills she had given him earlier.
"Good" She muttered "We'll talk later right now I have an escape to finish planning"
She spent the next few hours contemplating where she would take her new ward first. He had to learn the tricks of her trade and she would need somewhere relatively safe to do it.
Minene went through a list of people in her mind that could help her with this. The IRA were out they hadn't forgiven her for bombing a few catholic churches in Ireland. In fact she crossed off pretty much every religiously motivated terror organisation, because most of them would probably stab her in the back anyways.
That left rebel organisations, drug cartels, non-religious terrorist organisations and others. Eventually she settled on Columbia she had a few friends in the FARC that owed her a few favours anyway. She had considered Roanapur in Thailand but quickly crossed it off, mainly because she wanted the kid to live long enough to be useful to her.
"Well Columbia it is" Minene said to herself as she pulled her phone and dialled a certain number. After a few seconds it was answered.
"Hello?" the man on the other end greeted in spanish.
"It's rain dragon." Minene replied also speaking in Spanish just in case the call was being monitored.
"Ah what can I do for you my dear?"
"I want to call in a favour." She stated speaking in code so anyone listening wouldn't catch on. "I have a budding artist here and I wondered if you had any professionals who could teach him my art form and a bit of yours?" she asked taking care to code her words just in case.
"I think it can be arranged, especially for lady who has done so much for our group but which part of ours do you wish for him to learn." The contact replied cheerfully
"Scouting, basic hand to hand, electronic assembly and of course my art amongst other things of that nature. We'll be waiting for you at the third place near the second mountain." Minene informed her contact.
"Very well just out of interest how old is your budding artist?"
"Why the fuck do you want to know?" She snapped at his nosiness.
"Now, now, no need to be grumpy my lady I'm simply curious, some artists are easier to teach than others depending on their age." the contact replied attempting to sooth Minene's temper.
"He's six!" Minene answered with annoyance
"Six? Did you pop him out yourself?" the man asked barely containing his laughter at the thought of her getting knocked up.
"FUCK YOU, YOU LEWD BASTARD, I WOULD HAVE BEEN TEN WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM DO YOU WANT ME TO CRAM A GRENADE DOWN YOUR THROAT?!" Minene roared down the phone.
Her ward didn't stir fortunately, it seemed those were some powerful sleeping pills that she had given him.
"My Apologies it was just a joke lighten up." came the placating reply
"How about I lighten you up by shoving a rocket up your ass and setting it off?" Minene growled back angrily.
"So back to the matter at hand how soon will you be here?" the contact asked still annoyingly calm.
"Three to five days." Minene replied still angry at his sheer nerve.
"Ok we'll be waiting at the place you specified." The contact then ended the call abruptly.
"Fucker" Minene growled tossing the phone aside before sitting in a nearby seat and closing her eyes to take nap.
It would a tense few days ahead.
"Well kid you've got some learning to do if you wanna stick with me" Minene yawned "And you will be sticking with me"
She then allowed sleep to take her.
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