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"All enemy troops have retreated, Suzaku" someone said through Suzaku's headpiece. He ripped it off.
His head was absolutely pounding and his ears were screaming. He had gone up to an unusually high altitude with an injury already, and his knightmare malfunctioned, slamming him around quite a bit.
"Shit..."
"Suzaku, you are to return" the speaker made other chattering noises that he couldn't process.
"Ooh, I wonder if he's dead~" Lloyd being an asshole.
Suzaku wiped his mouth. He was bleeding, or more like flowing. He reached for his earpiece.
"Gim flof fled" he sputtered in to the microphone, voice blocked by blood.
"It's great that you like purple sleds, now return to base."
Suzaku didn't want to reply, or more like couldn't. His vision was going spotty and his knightmare was covered in blood. He fainted.
- - - - -
Ah shit. Lelouch was lying on the ground for no apparent reason. He sat up and rubbed his eyes.
Ah, SHIT! He looked around. His helmet was gone (again) and he was on the ground on the side of the battlefield. Great spot for Zero. Really great spot.
He stared at the lancelot. It wasn't moving and Suzaku was clearly in it, he would never abandon his piece of golden pride, or more, Count Lloyd would hate him forever if he did. Lelouch got up, took off his cape, and went to investigate. If Suzaku was dead, it probably wouldn't matter. And even if he wasn't, Lelouch had a fuck of a headache.
Climbing up the knightmare, he tugged on the hatch. It was unlocked. Even more suspicious, Lelouch lowered himself in only to step in a gigantic puddle of blood, spit, and Suzaku. "What the hell, Suzaku?" He bent down to check his pulse, which was pretty low. He picked his best friend up and threw him over his shoulder. Damn, he's heavier than he looks! and climbed out of the knightmare. Just then, his cellphone started ringing. It was the ring he had set for Q-1, AKA Kallen. He let it ring until he managed to get down and get Suzaku on to firm ground. Then, he opened it.
"Le--Zero! Where the he--"
"Kallen, can you get someone to come back to the battlefield with a knightmare and possibly a first aid kit?" He hung up and started to examine Suzaku. (AN: not nearly as dirty as it sounds.)
There was a huge gash on the inside of his mouth, as well as several bruises and a broken finger. "Jesus Suzaku..." He took off his own jacket and ripped off some of his shirt to press on to his lip when he heard a knightmare approaching. It was one of the Black Knights. Clearly also a rookie, any of the seniors wouldn't be ripping through everything like the kool-aid man. Lelouch yelled for them to stop in the middle and to drop the keys and first aid kit and to walk back. They did, without even the geass. The wonder of rookies... Lelouch waited until he was gone to walk out and grab the keys and first aid kit. Then, he came back to Suzaku an started fixing his wounds.
At the worst time concievable, Suzaku started to stir, and Lelouch was still in full Zero costume. Making the best of his time, he took off the shirt to it and covered the pants in mud. He kind of looked like an idiot/jackass combination but at least he looked less Zero-ey.
"Lelouch."
Lelouch turned around. "What?"
"Why are you taking your clothes off?"